Asshole Identification ?

Would you identify someone this way?
The stage was set. The steamy house party had ended by late evening. A few participating couples had left quite 'satisfied'.

It was night now and our couple, Suzy and Lou, lay in bed wearing flimsy night clothes talking about how steamy the day was when the conversation took a sudden touchy turn.

The audience is treated to some private bedroom talk.
Couple in bed scene.
Take 1,
Lights,
Curtain draw. ACTION ...

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Suzy - So....wot happened there? (the audience pull up their ears)

Lou (looking at the ceiling un-interestingly) - wot do u mean?

Suzy (referring to a guest earlier in the party) - why did she get all weird when I put my finger up your ass? (the watching audience gasps and some let out a sudden laugh)

Lou (now looking sideways at Suzy) - Oh yeaa...let's...let's backup a bit...why the hell DID u put your finger up my ass in the first place? (the audience is still snickering)

Suzy - I dunno.

Lou - we been married for 5 years, you've never done that before.

Suzy - well, u know, people do that sometimes. (some women spectators hoot aloud.)

Lou - They do? (Male spectators could be heard shouting 'oh yea, oh yea babyy')

Suzy - yea..they do.

Lou - uh...you ever done that before?

Suzy - yeaa...a lot. (Male spectators hoot and loudly ask for her phone number)

Lou - My gawd..really?

Suzy - Yea sure..I'm a nurse dummy, I do it to my patients.

Lou - Oh that way, ok. They teach u to put your finger up the ass when they train you to be a nurse??

Suzy - nooouaa....they don't..I'm experienced so I can now, ok?? Hey, don't sidetrack the topic mr. (Laughter from the audience)

Lou - Alright ok...so wot u saying really?

Suzy - Ok, so today I put a finger up your ass and I thought, hey maybe Lou would like this. (hoot from some men)

Lou - OK well...I don't. So cud u not do this any more??

Suzy (sitting up and irritated) - Oh, so u don't want anything up your ass but u wanna stick your dick up mine?? (the audience laugh loud. The women hoot loudly)

Lou - What???? Who said that???

Suzy - Well, don't all guys fantasize screwing women up their ass?? (The women shout, "oh yeaa..uh huh, they so do")

Lou (sitting up too)- No. I don't.

Suzy - Really? You don't?

Lou - Yea....I never understood that. I mean you're a millimeter away from the greatest place on earth. Why would anyone wanna go in someone's dried out lil ass for?? (the men shout, "loseerrrrrr")

Suzy - Ooh kayyy, you're kinda putting my asshole down here. (laughter from the audience)

Lou - I'm sure your asshole's fine. I never even seen it anyways.

Suzy - Well, u should. (more laughter. One man shouts 'Cmon..show your assole baby')

Lou (giving a weird look)- Why should I?

Suzy - Cuz I'm your wife. You should see my asshole. U should know everything about me. Wot if u needed to identify me? (People in audience laugh loud)

Lou (after some thought) - Identify you? Er...U mean if u have an accident where your teeth get destroyed but your asshole survives? (The audience cracks up big time. The laughter remains for minutes.)

Lou (straightening up) - Arright fine. I'll take a look. Wotever.
(Suzy bends and shows him her asshole) (the audience goes mad. Everyone is hooting loudly. A lot of people clap loud)

Lou (after a minute of scrutinizing Suzy's asshole) - Hmm..ummmmm, Well..your asshole's kinda....uh...good looking. Now that I seen it, I don't min.....

Suzy (cutting Lou's statement in between) - Oohhhhh... never gonna happen. Get back to sleep u asshole. Hmpphh !!! (the audience is hooting like crazy by now)

(The curtain draws but the clapping refuses to die down)

Conclusion - Your asshole is a part of you. Know it well. One day you might...er.. get identified by it !!

And oh really....wot's your identification?