Obama - Quick Gun Murugan, Mind it Fly.

The entity had seen these walls before on TV and now it was here - in person. As it scanned the area below with it's natural scanner eyes, it saw heavily armed military guards surrounding the place, huge dogs at their heels.

They mattered none for it. The entity saw the white walls at the distance. Somewhere inside, in one of the rooms was where it's final destination lay.

As it moved in stealth, neither the armed guards nor the dogs noticed it passing them by. It had broken the tightest security that money could buy in a flash, in a land known to man as the land of super power.

As it reached the inside of the white walls, it saw the tunnel of haze not knowing which way it's query lay. Then....it saw the TV crew being escorted by another group of men in arms. "What the buzzz, there it is", it thought and off it went following it.

Once again, that entity - the ordinary house FLY surpassed the security and flew in - to a room that was huge in capacity. And that's where it saw it's chance. The chance of a life time - a life time that would not last more than a few days anyways. The chance to tease the most powerful man in the world.

Barrack H Obama sat in a chair, all dignified (which of course was going to change soon) and opposite him sat an interviewer with a mike in his hand.

"Hmm, thast mic iss aa purfect plaesh to seit if I wanna shee dish man with daak shkin, facesh to facesh", thought the fly. So, off it flew and landed right on the mic.

"Ohhh Yessshh dude, now THATH'S OBAMAAA. So..thishh ish da guy everybody'sh been talking boutsh, eh? Not a badh looking ash ol." it thought.

"Buttt I wanna tocsh himm too", so thinking, it flew and landed right on Obama's NOSE.

Obama immediately shooed it away. "Ahhh, fasst but not fashhtt enufff me boy", screamed the fly as it buzzed stronger and teased the most powerful man on Earth as it jumped everywhere on his face and hands irritating the hell out of him. The cameras rolled on happily knowing this was something else.

And then...the fly realized why this dude was supposed to be powerful. He had planning, he had strategy, he had patience and he was quick besides being funny and a multi tasker.

Obama waited patiently as the protagonist of this story settled down on the table for it's next round of tease. The moment it did - WOOOSH came the bony hand of the guy with the blackberry and SWATTT - The fly saw stars for sometime and then....nothing. It was now ready to be re-born!


For some reason - this incident started a chain of claims and dialogs from the world over.
Here are some of those :


China : The Chinese spokesperson 'Hu flung dung' said it was a robot that had been sent to Obama as a peace one-man convoy indicating that China was with USA and had hardly to do anything with Pakistan. But now since he had killed it, as a gesture of goodwill, China was going to send a chef over to teach him how to cook n' eat it.

Pakistan : Claimed it was sent by India with an anti-Pak message to get as close to Obama's ears as possible since India's PM's 'speech throw' hardly reaches a few centimeters from his mouth. Pakistan is, as we speak, in conference with Daood bhai, Chota Shakil, Osama B L, Masood bhai, Pappu pager, Munna mobile and kharcha chod to have their people to be ready in case there is retaliation on this issue by people outside but mainly inside the country. Pak anticipates trouble over everything.

India : Since recently a Pakistani Air-force helicopter had crashed because the pilot inside, feeling cold had switched off his "FAN", India claimed this was a new Pak invention sent for Obama's approval and a secret nod so it could be used in Kashmir against Indians. Though this new invention had no fighting power, it could irritate like hell. India also claimed the new invention was named 'Kasab 2' and it had traveled by boat all the way to USA. But India extended a hand to America saying it could open a Call Center if Americans face such a problem again to soothe their stressed countrymen, through Yoga.

Australia : Claimed it was an Indian student who was surrounded by some Aussie students who were quite innocently asking for his mobile and some cash. Since the student ran so fast that it looked like a blurr, it made Obama think it was a buzzing fly. Australia stresses on the point that it was only a law and order problem not a racial one. Some Aussie students had quite innocently and 'lovingly' called the Indian student 'you Indian'. Nothing more should be read into it. To just chill and have some good ol' Australian beer, 'mite'.

Al Qaeda : Claimed it was a Jihadi bomber in a fly's disguise. It was trained at their local make shift training camp fully equipped with English-style latrines. It was sent to give a message of war and then detonate right after that. Unfortunately, since the message was in Arabic, Obama couldn't understand it, instead got irritated and swat the fly bomber into oblivion. Al Qaeda men have since gone underground and regrouping with some other name.

Osama and Group : Claimed it was a fidayeen sent to do something BIG. It was, once again, an 'air' attack of a different kind. If that agent could penetrate America and White house so easily, imagine what they could do next. They claimed that the fidayeen had learned how to fly right under their noses in their own land. Osama has now got the surgical cut a.k.a plastic surgery and the next round of attacks would include his own self.

Sri Lanka : Claimed that was a Tamil fly. It was actually Prabhakaran now re-born as a fly and visited Obama. It flew to America to see the land he could never see as LTTE chief. Unfortunately, for him, he did see it after all. Now Once again all Lankans are celebrating.

Cuba : Claimed it was one of the Al Qaeda members escaped from Guantanamo bay. This was in retaliation since everyone wanted the prison to shut shop before 2010.

My message to anyone who wants to swat a fly :- Let's learn 'how to HYPNOTIZE it' instead. Click on the FLY (before it takes off) to learn how to do it.

And in one little part of the world - Raju anna's tea-stall near my office, where male flies gather in hordes to pick up girls.....Some flies are dying of laughter.