How to get FREE stuff from people..

Hey, you like FREE stuff?? You do, doncha? Yea, it's kool.

But cooler yet is when :
A) YOU show people a trick (like magic) and ask them to catch you at it. If they can't, you rip them off... or

B) When you make THEM do something that they can be in complete control of yet for some reason are not able to do it and then you demand something free from them.

Option A for me is a kool coin trick. It's even better than the Fly catching trick. At least now, after saying Never mess with Smart Kids, I can safely say - Never mess with me either. *Wink.

Unfortunately..Option A makes Me work my lazy ass rather than having people work for me. That's why option B is where things become REAL interesting. And there are a world of suckers out there that you can try it on.

Devilish thought, inni? And here's another evil thought. My sucker rite now is YOU. Oh Yeah.

Ok so, I'm challenging you to a trick. You ready?? Here we go...

(All you need is a wall and you. That's it. And all you need to do is stand in the way I ask you to. This is NOT an exercise of any sort.)

1) Find a straight wall...Gay wall won't work. (Lol. sorry, that's my dry twisted humor. Plz ignore.)

2) Stick the long straight side of your right foot parallel to the wall. Make sure the entire straight side TOUCHES the wall. You are to keep it touching at all times. Your foot and the wall should become one, so to speak.

3) Next, get your shoulder of the same side (right one) touching the wall. Your shoulder must be touching the wall at all times.

IF you have done the 3 steps above properly...U should be standing with your right foot and right shoulder touching the wall in a straight line and your left hand and left leg should be free. (Something like this toon guy here. If u're standing like him, you're on the right track.)

4) Your hands must be closed in a tight fist at ALL TIMES. No opening the hand (Hand support not allowed).

And now before I tell u the actual challenge part...how bout havin' someone first click your pic that way ?? I'm sure it's one hell of a Kodak moment, no??? I'd love to have that pic if you do get it clicked. :-)

Ok now - The Challenge :-

You have to lift your left leg (the one that's free) - upwards atleast 5 inches above the ground and hold it that way for atleast 30 seconds.
That's it !!

You are allowed to try it as many times as you like to within 5 minutes. Immediately after your 5 minutes are up..you come back and comment on your actions and reactions. I wanna know everything.

By the way, I call this trick the 'Dumb Glue Trick'... cuz the person taking this challenge seemingly gets stuck to the wall with a dumb smile on his face. Notice that dumb smile when you try it on someone. Sometimes it's plain Embarrassing.
Honestly here, I have killed myself laughing on this at lot of times and still counting.
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And now here's what I want from YOU for free - I want you to TWEET this post as many times as you tried doing it.

By the way, You've jus' been HAD by...'yours truly'. Wink. :-)