Saturday, February 21, 2009

For Guys ONLY...

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Ok now...before I go on.. BE WARNED !!!

This post is BY a guy, for guys ONLY. This is an all guy-talk thing...so quite obviously, for GUYS ONLY. Before you jump to conclusions, there's nothing GAY about it.

If ur a non-male entity..STOP. Be warned. DO NOT read ahead...(U won't like it.)

If ur a minor..Stop. Don't read ahead..U won't get it.

If ur a major..uh..a MALE above age 18 - read on dude..this is for YOU. U'll attract women like bees to honey once ur done reading. Hi-five dude..yeahh.

If u think ur a sexy hot bombshell born to make men in cars crash over each other while they look at u crossing the road..well..ok..fine..read on.. ( Don't mind takin' chances with such bombs. )

If ur a female and a member of 'KILL ALL MEN' or 'MAKE MEN SUFFER FOR BEING BORN' or such clubs.. STOP. U r treading the MEN-ONLY ZONE. U don't wanna do that....that's against ur club policies. U'd be eavesdropping - Bad manners. Besides...I SQUEAL..I'm blessed with the stool-pigeon quality. :-)

For all those who still don't get it...Lemme make it REAL CLEAR...

This post is ONLY for those who got BALLS to scratch when they wake up in the morning.

U got Balls...read on.
U don't have em', U've been warned.
For those who don't wake up in the mornings..wotever.. read on.

OK now with these fair..and may I add..Precise..warnings..

On with the post... ready to read...??
OK..here we go..
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Oh DAMN..
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All those warnings n' I forget wot the hell I had to write 'bout. Waitascrewyminute. I jus' had it...
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Haha..Sorry if I wasted your time on this one. Wot to do. I yum like this wonly !!
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42 Spoke their mind: yep, makes a difference !!

Rakesh said...

Yeah sure, so for all that torture, I'm gonna make you donate to charity :)

Rakesh said...

Are you still following the practice - the more the comments, the more the donation?

Rakesh said...

Thats a good thought, continue doing it and count my comments as separate...

Anand said...

Heyyy Rakesh buddy, ur thots r noble but u r a wee bit late.

The donation drive got over in Jan 09. But I hv been encouraged by the response I received on that one and I'm planning to do it once again.

It feels nice u went on the arcieve and read the Hugs,donation.. post, in addition to the current one.

Torture eh? haha..It was sposed to be. It's an all guy post. Lol.
Thanx a ton for ur comments. All of them count.

Anand. :-)

Anand said...

Self proclaimed..glad u liked it. I enjoyed writting it too.

And heyyy..wasnt this s'posed to be an all guy post??
Ppl dont heed warnings lately..Wot's this world comin' to these days?
Haha..

Self- Proclaimed Shoe Addict said...

well havent u heard the ol' saying?

"everything's fair and unwanted things r not read/ heard in the blog world"

Self- Proclaimed Shoe Addict said...

haha ok thanks for the encouragement and the suggestion. i have removed the word verification thingy. n yes i wud love to know y that famous saying aint true. i write for myself. its ok if ppl r not interested. but then i do force my friends & family to read em and leave comments! hahaha.

abhishek bachchan? thts good isnt it? oh c'mon its a compliment. girls fall for him and for guys like him. i really cannot comment on that tho not cuz u dont look lke him but ive just seen tht one snap of yours.

sorry for not introducing myself. how rude of me.

take care,

Megha Gupta [B.A. (Hons.)Hotel Management, B.B.A., Mgt Trainee in Marriott] obv i will NOT be revealing my age.

Self- Proclaimed Shoe Addict said...

ooh i like tht attitude. he shud be like you and u shudnt be like him.

yes i agree with u tht when they say AB they shud think of u and not him. hahahaha...


well, i must say your 1st guess of 55 - 60 is correct. i am this freaky, lonely, old woman who loves writing blogs! ;D

Anand said...

Hahaa..
007.. thanx man. I enjoyed writing it too.
Thanx for dropping by.

Rakesh said...

Yup Anand, I read that donation post earlier. Btw, the baby blog that you went to isn't my main blog. My main one is http://rakeshzone.blogspot.com

Cheers!

Stillness Speaks said...

Tell people to not do something, and that is precisely what you will find them doing ;-)

You've an amazing sense of humor by the way( Did anyone tell you that yet :-) ) Shall come back some more in the future..

Stillness Speaks said...

Read the hugs and donations post. You actually did that? Wow!! Really noble! Wish the world had more like you. Write more often is my unwanted advise to you. You really write well :-)

Self- Proclaimed Shoe Addict said...

hmmmm 16 comments looks REAAAALLLY good!

anyway now i have realized why i end up attracting ONLY drunk losers. mystery solved

17!

Self- Proclaimed Shoe Addict said...

drunk losers (n) or (adj): basically the guys who start getting touchy - feely with a girl and tell her i love u and stuff when they get drunk.

hence, the term drunk losers and guess who has the uncanny knack of attracting em?

Self- Proclaimed Shoe Addict said...

hmmmmmm i can actually, and i dont even have to do research considering the way i attract them. i attract them in herds or something.

its not good for self esteem u know.

Self- Proclaimed Shoe Addict said...

FINALLY u found something funny! but its true. and whtever u have said for tht comment sums upto "beauty lies in the eye of the beholder"

nituscorner said...

well ....the title of the post made me all the more eager to see this and i kept in mind it is a must read. lol!! and read i did and am still laughing after that.
And yes thanks for dropping by and liking my postings . hoping to hear more from you.

Priyanka Khot said...

tell a girl to keep away and the interest to explore heightens to mind boggling levels. Nice and funny post... A good way to start the day for me. :D

Will comeback to read the previous posts.

Happy Blogging!

Tanu Anand said...

hahahahahaa!!!! good one! and PS: i did read on..so no 'male bashing' club for moi!!! and PPS: hate men scratching private part - that club i can join! ;)

and puhhhleezzzz did anyone not tell you "what's forbidden is crazily wanted".. so if you thought women will NOT read it if u warn...let me tell you - We Will! :) and ur sooooo vella dude! hahaaha... work a bit i say! ;)

Anand said...

Nitu, glad u had a laugh.

Scarlet baby, how cud lil ol' innocent me cud ever know how a woman thinks?? :-)

Thanx Priyanka. Appreciate it.

Anand said...

Tanu, Ur a laugh riot..really,. Love wot u had to say. I read it with a smile.
I'm glad "what's forbidden is crazily wanted".. Lol. It so works for me.

10v, how subtle. Short n sweet.. Thanx for that million dollar smile.

Anand. :-)

Anand said...

Self Proclaimed..the ppl who commented were jus generous with their words..
Shucks..nice ppl all..

Anand said...

Rakesh................Yep, I visted ur other and loved it. kool. Keep it up.

Anand said...

Self Proclaimed..............I never thot u were an old woman who likes writin blogs. Not by a degree, hahaha.

yep and I saw huh!. I liked ur post. That was gud.
Expect me more n ur blogs now.
:-)

Anand said...

Tanu.............hahaha.. Glad u liked it and glad I cud pull u towards me for this post. Gotcha !!
;-)

Anand said...

10v........Jus a smile???? I know u like to comment. Say some. :-)

Anand said...

Self proc..............32..yeaa kinda looks gud, doesn't it??? Me liking it too. Heeee...

ankita mehta said...

hahahahahahahhhaahhaahhahaahahahahahahhahahahah!!

Verdict : tortures can be hilarious toooooooooo!!!!

ankita mehta said...

whose Anita???? another member of g3 gang!!! I am Ankita!!!!! hehehehehee!
wink..............y!

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