Saturday, June 20, 2009

Obama - Quick Gun Murugan, Mind it Fly.

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The entity had seen these walls before on TV and now it was here - in person. As it scanned the area below with it's natural scanner eyes, it saw heavily armed military guards surrounding the place, huge dogs at their heels.

They mattered none for it. The entity saw the white walls at the distance. Somewhere inside, in one of the rooms was where it's final destination lay.

As it moved in stealth, neither the armed guards nor the dogs noticed it passing them by. It had broken the tightest security that money could buy in a flash, in a land known to man as the land of super power.

As it reached the inside of the white walls, it saw the tunnel of haze not knowing which way it's query lay. Then....it saw the TV crew being escorted by another group of men in arms. "What the buzzz, there it is", it thought and off it went following it.

Once again, that entity - the ordinary house FLY surpassed the security and flew in - to a room that was huge in capacity. And that's where it saw it's chance. The chance of a life time - a life time that would not last more than a few days anyways. The chance to tease the most powerful man in the world.

Barrack H Obama sat in a chair, all dignified (which of course was going to change soon) and opposite him sat an interviewer with a mike in his hand.

"Hmm, thast mic iss aa purfect plaesh to seit if I wanna shee dish man with daak shkin, facesh to facesh", thought the fly. So, off it flew and landed right on the mic.

"Ohhh Yessshh dude, now THATH'S OBAMAAA. So..thishh ish da guy everybody'sh been talking boutsh, eh? Not a badh looking ash ol." it thought.

"Buttt I wanna tocsh himm too", so thinking, it flew and landed right on Obama's NOSE.

Obama immediately shooed it away. "Ahhh, fasst but not fashhtt enufff me boy", screamed the fly as it buzzed stronger and teased the most powerful man on Earth as it jumped everywhere on his face and hands irritating the hell out of him. The cameras rolled on happily knowing this was something else.

And then...the fly realized why this dude was supposed to be powerful. He had planning, he had strategy, he had patience and he was quick besides being funny and a multi tasker.

Obama waited patiently as the protagonist of this story settled down on the table for it's next round of tease. The moment it did - WOOOSH came the bony hand of the guy with the blackberry and SWATTT - The fly saw stars for sometime and then....nothing. It was now ready to be re-born!


For some reason - this incident started a chain of claims and dialogs from the world over.
Here are some of those :


China : The Chinese spokesperson 'Hu flung dung' said it was a robot that had been sent to Obama as a peace one-man convoy indicating that China was with USA and had hardly to do anything with Pakistan. But now since he had killed it, as a gesture of goodwill, China was going to send a chef over to teach him how to cook n' eat it.

Pakistan : Claimed it was sent by India with an anti-Pak message to get as close to Obama's ears as possible since India's PM's 'speech throw' hardly reaches a few centimeters from his mouth. Pakistan is, as we speak, in conference with Daood bhai, Chota Shakil, Osama B L, Masood bhai, Pappu pager, Munna mobile and kharcha chod to have their people to be ready in case there is retaliation on this issue by people outside but mainly inside the country. Pak anticipates trouble over everything.

India : Since recently a Pakistani Air-force helicopter had crashed because the pilot inside, feeling cold had switched off his "FAN", India claimed this was a new Pak invention sent for Obama's approval and a secret nod so it could be used in Kashmir against Indians. Though this new invention had no fighting power, it could irritate like hell. India also claimed the new invention was named 'Kasab 2' and it had traveled by boat all the way to USA. But India extended a hand to America saying it could open a Call Center if Americans face such a problem again to soothe their stressed countrymen, through Yoga.

Australia : Claimed it was an Indian student who was surrounded by some Aussie students who were quite innocently asking for his mobile and some cash. Since the student ran so fast that it looked like a blurr, it made Obama think it was a buzzing fly. Australia stresses on the point that it was only a law and order problem not a racial one. Some Aussie students had quite innocently and 'lovingly' called the Indian student 'you Indian'. Nothing more should be read into it. To just chill and have some good ol' Australian beer, 'mite'.

Al Qaeda : Claimed it was a Jihadi bomber in a fly's disguise. It was trained at their local make shift training camp fully equipped with English-style latrines. It was sent to give a message of war and then detonate right after that. Unfortunately, since the message was in Arabic, Obama couldn't understand it, instead got irritated and swat the fly bomber into oblivion. Al Qaeda men have since gone underground and regrouping with some other name.

Osama and Group : Claimed it was a fidayeen sent to do something BIG. It was, once again, an 'air' attack of a different kind. If that agent could penetrate America and White house so easily, imagine what they could do next. They claimed that the fidayeen had learned how to fly right under their noses in their own land. Osama has now got the surgical cut a.k.a plastic surgery and the next round of attacks would include his own self.

Sri Lanka : Claimed that was a Tamil fly. It was actually Prabhakaran now re-born as a fly and visited Obama. It flew to America to see the land he could never see as LTTE chief. Unfortunately, for him, he did see it after all. Now Once again all Lankans are celebrating.

Cuba : Claimed it was one of the Al Qaeda members escaped from Guantanamo bay. This was in retaliation since everyone wanted the prison to shut shop before 2010.

My message to anyone who wants to swat a fly :- Let's learn 'how to HYPNOTIZE it' instead. Click on the FLY (before it takes off) to learn how to do it.

And in one little part of the world - Raju anna's tea-stall near my office, where male flies gather in hordes to pick up girls.....Some flies are dying of laughter.

160 Spoke their mind: yep, makes a difference !!

Imp's Mom said...

hahaha... its posts like this that keep me coming back here... loved it!

reminded me of the lion and rat post ...

cant get over this But India extended a hand to the US saying it could open a Call Center if Americans face such a problem again to soothe their stressed countrymen through Yoga.

Sakshi said...

..and then the Obama swatted fly was reborn on blog world as ...Andy...he buzzes too much u see..

workhard said...

Damn. Andy.. u are one well informed soul..
sometimes u really impress me .. and amaze me..
BTW.. i just wonder.. do u like chinese food?

Im gonna get back to u on this post.. not finished yet..

But hey.. good post...

Anand said...

Heyyy Impieeee You claimed the first seat on this one. Looks like everybody's managing to get it.

Anand said...

Hey Why did u delete those 2 comments, Impiee???

And ;-) Thanks dude. U liked it? Yea the Lion and the Rat post is one I like too. Im actually quite happy to know u remember it. Wow.

Anand said...

Well, Indians dominate the Call center industry babyyy. Our claim to fame in the world and the trick to recession survival. Wink.

Anand said...

Sexy..............What the bzzzzzzz do u mean???? Buzzzzz. Aiiooo ammma. Hee

Anand said...

Hey Wooookie wookiee babyyyy....howz u????

Well, not much, though I try and read newspapers here n then. ;-)

Thank you. Im assuming you liked the post.

Anand said...

Ohh yeaa.. Love Chinese food. WHy do u ask? Yep yep..be back. ;-)

ARUNA said...

Hey u know wat i was the first to c the post but the moment i started to write my comment......damn got thrown out!!!I think i should say adios to IE.

Anand said...

Heyyyy Hi Aruna baby.....Well, next time U write the first comment. :-)

Get Firefox instead. Say tata to IE.

ARUNA said...

C how powerful a tiny whiny FLY can b......it is making u write a post on it, and as if not enough it is making u click on it to learn the tricks to hypnotize it.....it has a very big heart!!!

Anand said...

Dahling, For Chinese...everything is part of their food. Wot is not...some china dude discovers it and terms it as a delicacy.

Anand said...

Lol. Aruna.........Lemme correct u. It's now TWO posts on little fly alone. And if u dislike clicking on it, swat it rather. Hahaha.
See if it flies away.

ARUNA said...

the moment i click it to learn the tricks, i'm getting kicked out......so i don't want to click it anymore!

Poor thing has become a big celebrity now with bad recognition everywhere!

Anand said...

Lol. Aruna.....Plzzz...take a deep breath and kick IE on its ass. The Fox is waiting outside to be welcomed in.

ARUNA said...

BTW i killed one sometime back with a LYSOL wet wipe!!Poor thing was buzzing in a corner of my window, it was so annoying...i finally had to take this rash step!

Anand said...

Aruna What???? You DID????? You shud hv heeded to my advice. Learned to hypnotize it instead. Poor fly yar.

MURDERER !!!! I hate u.

Uh..on 2nd thot....nahhhhhhhhh I LOVE u dude. Wink wink.

ARUNA said...

hey it all happened b4 i read ur post....!Don't worry i have vistors on daily basis!! So this time ur advice sar aankhon par!!!

ARUNA said...

btw that's an awesome caricature of the president.....i love it.....colgate smile!!

Sakshi said...

Aruna after swatting the Fly you are equal to Mrs. Obama..whatte gal...

Sakshi said...

Andy ok after 27 comments am accepting it...love the post...sigh...u can write yanithing no??

Anshu said...

How do u manage to hit the rite topic at the rite time and add humour to it too??? u r amazing. loved the post.

Anand said...

Hey Aruna, Yea that's better. Change IE, change IE change IE.

Haha. Yea...I like Obama actually. He can really talk. Yea n that winning smile. Ahh. :-)

Anand said...

Yea Sexy.....Aruna can be Mrs Obama anytime or a relative none the less as consolation. No?? Can u Imagine Aruna running around the white house swatting flies?? Haha

Anand said...

Ohhhhhhh somebody's accepting something. Thank you very much India lover in Umrica - mrs Sexy.

I dunno if I can write yanithing but I know I can at least give it a damn good shot. Bas make sure u guys keep peeing here. Hee

Anand said...

Hey Anshu babyy........GM. Ur making me out to be a hitter, eh??
Hey Thanx a ton ya. Glad u liked it. Feel grt.

Imp's Mom said...

some posts leave an impression you knw! ;-)

and btw the caricature is awesome

Pavitra .... said...

Lol..!! Wonderful...!! You sure can add humor to anything..! Loved it..!

Anand said...

Girl...I feel honored. Thanks ya. Quite a motivation to write more. Thanx Impiee.

Anand said...

Heyy Pavitra...........Did u like it? Haha. Thanx so much. ;-)
I like ur name btw.

Vee said...

Absolutely interesting one.. Now that's what I call a lovely one.. Way too good, Way to go boy..

Anand said...

Yo Vee boy. Honored by your comment. Thanx much. I'm takin' a bow. :-)

ARUNA said...

haha me running around the white house swatting flies.......and u having a caricature of me with an interesting post, cannot imagine!!!!!!!!

avdi said...

How about this theory?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1eEc1EOjSI

pretty fly for a white guy !

deeps said...

thanks for words ..
i will take some time to get bak to trak ..

until then chalo ...

Anand said...

Avdi.. This post was made because you had asked me to write something entertaining this time around in one of your comments.

I had kept that in mind and tried doing just that. Hope you did like it. :-)

Yea pretty fly for a white guy. Normal fly for a brown guy here? :-)

Anand said...

Deeps. Time, we can afford. Yeaa chalo chalo......uh.....Kahan???

amit said...

I was surprised to know that they have flies in Amrika! I thought it was a flaw(fly)less country.

Anand said...

Woookieee.....Ur silent.This means u bow ur head to ur master - aka me?? Hee. Egghead.

workhard said...

YOU wish andy.. u really wish... to be the master and bow to u.. Nahh.. that day will never come...

IM quiet because im watching ur every move....

Anand said...

My Move?// Ok...here..watch me make u sit down in front of me..and say..."Bow down to ur master. Accept defeat...accept it.."

Wanna watch more?? ;-)

ARUNA said...

never mind.....this is the problem of having too many comments, we don't remember anything!!!!!!

and yeah wookie is watching ur every move, so beware bachoo!!!!!

workhard said...

Yeah.. Aruna is right.. better BEWARE

and come out of ur dumb fantasy land of being a master.....

Anand said...

Yo Aruna hun..........Why wud she wana watch my moves??? Wot she scared of anyways???

Im but a free bird so away from violence etc u c? Such a nice creature I am. Everybody say..Ooommm......

workhard said...

Free from violence.. from which angle?????????

Is that a joke or what...

Its pretty funny though

Anand said...

From an angle of 46 deg north east. Heee..

If I fight...I keep the Obama attitude. "Yes I can."

ARUNA said...

Y r u bringing obama now...he's already upset about this whole fly episode and his big teeth on display!!!

Anand said...

Hey u heard his speeches??? He is mind blowing, man. really.

Big teeth. Haha. Looks kool kinda. no? With that fly hovering around..

ARUNA said...

yeah he's really mind-blowing.........his speeches r very inspiring at times!!!

Anand said...

In fact.....'YES I CAN' loosen up everybody!! Aft all I have the power of the 'Mighty Delete'. Wot say??

workhard said...

Thats like ABUSING your powers.. not utilizing it effeciently and effectively!!!!


So think of something else buddy..

Anand said...

Yeaa..well..On the other hand....Wot use is a delete button if U never use it, eh?? I certainly dont want it to rust.

Imp's Mom said...

man u guys always crack me up! lol

wookie, looks like the delete button is the last but one option to ur painting deadline :P

workhard said...

Andy for warm up, delete ur comments first..

BTW.. if delete is the option u chose to adopt.... man u really scared of me....

workhard said...

Impiee.. what u doing to me... there is no painting deadline......there is no deadline..
there is no painting....

Thats just a weapon.. rather a fantasy weapon he uses when hes about to lose....

Anand said...

Hey there's no weapon. The only weapons I have r the delete button that I dont really wanna use and the other one is this comment box. And it works so well with me.

I jus thot I shud use every button once in a while so it doesnt rust u know r s I dont fget to use it all together. Yo woo, get ?

Anand said...

Yeaaaa ur rite there Impieee.... Listen why r u trying to sidetrack us and change the topic Woookiee???

WHen r u gonna paint for us??? When?? Or r u saying u WON'T?? Even though we want you to??

Ok, say NO and break our hearts...Go on ..say it. We all wud understand.

workhard said...

I an not sidetracking anything..

U r right.. when u said u good at COOKING STORIES....

What else can u cook Mr Andy ?

Sakshi said...

lolz woo....liked the 77th comment and I tell you andy can cook our brains....so just be wary...

workhard said...

Man am i glad u back SEXY... missed u here.. seriously..

I know. that boy is always up to no good..

Anand said...

Sexy honey.....I dont think Woo's brain will be edible enuff.. Maybe Aruna can add some other things to it to make it ateast look gud, eh??
HAhaa

Anand said...

Sidetracking yet again. Give a straight answer - When r u gonna paint fr us??

workhard said...

Are u trying to say that u still gonna eat my brains......besides being so disgusting......


AWWWW.. what a gentle man u r...

That tells us a lot about u culinary skills and eating habits....

Anand said...

WOtt??? Did I hear u correctly woo??? Did u us say ur brain is disgusting??? hahahaa

why? Cuz it freezes up like ur pc sometimes?? Haha.

Crrection. Im a bad boyyy yo.

workhard said...

Who cares about my brains!!!!

what is important is what U COOK and what U EAT....

my brain gets disgusted on ur plate anyways...

Anand said...

Ohh so u admitting that ur brain is NOT important now?? hahaha. FIne..Who am I to disagree.

Sexy... I can still see u ya. Hopeless ur invisibility cloak. Haha

workhard said...

Why would my brain be important.. after all this is ur blog.. and ur brains account....

That is if u have any....

That is why u dont discuss ur brains....

Anand said...

FIne Woo... So when can we all expect that painting?? Or r u denying it? yes or no?

workhard said...

U soo good in changing the topic when u just dont know what to say..

About my painting.. U can go back and check i never promised anything. and even IF IF IF IF i plan to paint.. it will take another year for me to complete it..

Anand said...

ahh thats like saying u wont do it at all. Havent u heard...justice delayed is justice denied ?

In ur case..Painting delayed is painting denied. So r u asking us to beg you to do that, eh?????

When u can very well do it quick if u want to.

workhard said...

How do u know how fast i paint.. and btw.. no one has to beg for anything..


Damn u so good at twisting stories.

Anand said...

Wooo........I thot a leader does everything fast. So I assumed. Cuz Im sure Aruna, Impie, Sexy..everyone wants to see how u paint for them..

Why u being cruel to everyone??? We r so nice to u always. SHucks.

workhard said...

Wow... its confirmed that u dont have a brain anymore.....
cause its not just me.. everyone mentioned more than 100000000000 times tht im no leader... and u just dont get it.. maybe ..ur brain is acting up.. and that is why u keep dancing to the painting tunes......LOL


OH yeah.. u guys know how i paint so u can go grab the paintings where i have put up..

When its time i will paint for u guys.. and an artist cannot work under pressure.. otherwise the beauty in it gets lost.. just like ur brains did....

Anand said...

Wooookieee....... When it's time u will paint for us?? SO u wont paint when we request u to???

Ahhh...no feelings fr us at all, eh??? And I thot.... Well then....No prbs..Dnt paint for us. We will jus..survive somehow...

Ok everybody..she wont paint for us. Cuz if we ask her..she will come under pressure.. FIne Ms Hussain 2. DOnt paint for us. :-(

Any other painter in our grp??

workhard said...

This is just U talking.. there is no WE here...

U trying to form an alliance for ur self.. MR.I AM ALONE.HELP ME!

What u gonna name ur gang???

Sakshi said...

guys it's me again??? so so happy I am...now can go and cook relaxingly grinning ear to ear....

Sakshi said...

Man Andy it pays to lurk like an eagle over your blog....off I go hunting now....

workhard said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SEXY gimme HI FIVE!!!!!!!!!



im so proud of u gal...

Anand said...

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy SEXY....NOT FAIR da....I was waiting for it thi stime...U...U lurking eagle..

And All this time I cud see u and II wondered why u wudnt comment..

Sighh...NOW I know. Dammit. HAhahaaa

Canu look the way u jumpe din and grabbed all last 5 of em?? Shucks.

Sakshi said...

Woo thanks for that warning message on gtalk gal....HI FIVE to u

Sakshi said...

Oh boy poor Obama got sidelined here...the post was about him and see now its abt painting....

Sakshi said...

Woo you don't get bullied by the guy ok?? we know you are a great painter and take 3 years or more to finish one for us....

workhard said...

Thanks hon.. thats an encouragement.. and i ll take my time and make something really nice.. hopefully...

Anand said...

Sexy..........and wooo.....we u guys really talkin on Gtalk secretly???? Ahhhgggghh.. Well...the next post..Ill make u sure I expose u if I see u around sexy. Infact I did this time as well. read #86.

Sakshi said...

well andy pandy you know you cannot do anything....whatte joke u exposed me...as if I care...or any of G3...as long as 100th is one of ours we don't give a dime...

Sakshi said...

Poor andy pandy
went to the pantry
to stuff his tummy
came back to see
Woo and Sakshi with the 100th comment crown!!!!

Anand said...

Uh uh...Sexy....DOnt say I cant do anything. Im jus being a gentleman and not doing anything.

Wots with u and 100 anyways???

Anand said...

Hahaaa.........done with ur poetic self, Sexy??? Happy??? I know now ull cook real delicious. No??

Lucky Saman. Lol.

Sakshi said...

Everything is fair in love and BLOG WAR....

When and who gave you the title of gentleman?? Gals did I miss any comments or what?? Whatte a second best joke...Andy and gentleman..me gonna giggle mad while cooking today for sure...

workhard said...

Maybe the gentleman remark was meant to be sarcastic.

Funny right?

Sakshi said...

Now you buttering this witch by calling me a 16 year old.....sigh men...the ways they resort to when they see defeat

ARUNA said...

i left somewhere in 63rd comment and now its 119th comment......kya kiyaa jaaye tere blog ka Andy!!!!!!!I cud figure out 3 things here:

1st thing: everyone is eagerly waiting for Wookie's paintings.....me too babe.

2nd: Andy wants to eat brain(s) with my help ofcourse....tadka chahiye kya, i don't do that!!!!

3rd: yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i saw sakshi after a long time, hi sweety where were u!!!!!

ARUNA said...

Andy in his 116th comment meant ANGELS gals.......slip of hand, hai na!!!!!!!!

ARUNA said...

Speciality of Andy's blog:
Starting destination: Known
Ending : GHAJINI.

hehehehehe.

Imp's Mom said...

jeez!!! whts with u guys! wookie u seriously think i'm gonna give u a deadline... of course i was talking abt andy using it as the last resort!

great poem sakshi :P

anand... don't u knw it's more fun being evil than good?

Aruna... too good! hehehehe

Anand said...

I'll reply to everyone but first for Aruna's Gajini comment...

HAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA.... Babe, that was tooooo good. Loved it completely the way u said it. Lol.

Anand said...

Sexy....Wot defeat???? WOt war?? Im a non violent person ya. Ok now take a deeep breath and say Ooommmmmmm.

Anand said...

NO Aruna..........U c, this blog is open to friendships and fiend ships. Hee.

It's like Central Perk frm Friends, u c? Hang out and go full to Ghajini.

Anand said...

Impieee........fine way of back tracking ur words. Look a deadline is a dead line. Period. And It's 3 months from now.

It's fun being evil..yea. I always say.....If u wanna be good baby u gotta be bad. Yeah !!

Anand said...

Ohhh yeaa??? Ok..Even if I agree...wots rong in her painting for us?? Shes good at it u know.

Imp's Mom said...

yea she's good at it... why should she paint specifically for US...as friends can we not be happy with whatever she is painting for herself?

what does she have to prove by painting for us anyways?

;-)

Anand said...

O man Impiieee..... I certainly don't want her to prove anything.

And oh...eternal life questions eh? Can we not be just happy as friends?? Does she need to prove anything??

Maybe I can add some more as well, while we r at it?? General 'eternal life questions'..

What is life o wot is it??
Can't we just stop being greedy and adopt the ways of giving rather than getting?
Why can't we all sacrifice enough to make this world a better place to live in??
Can't we all just love each other, not fight, all unite and stay together as one?...pakistan included??
Why o why??? O why?? Ommmm... Hee.

Imp's Mom said...

sigh...oh i so knew this was coming!

hehehe...

but i still say she doesn't need to paint for us... and ur still using it as the last resort :P

Anand said...

As the last resort to what?? I dont need to resort to resort fr something that supposedly requires me to resort for something.

Sakshi said...

What heppened to poor Obama?? This is one place where the poor guy is totally out of focus....Guess we will have to bring Mrs. Obama and her popular arms in here to get the limelight back on the Obama family???

Ommmm...Andy you say we have to stop being greedy and stop getting rather give??? sigh....so you don't want comments here?? Plzzzz....don't do that ok...this place is our hangout....

Just leave the artist all alone....none of them work well under pressure and our Wookie can only fight with you under pressure...

Anand said...

hey Sexy baby.....She has promised not to fight with me today. Shes kinda being nice and kind to me since I'm not in my senses since the last 2 days.

And yea..Obama...guys....I WANNA KNOW - WOT WUD OTHER COUNTRIES (besides the ones I have mentioned) THINK ABOUT THIS INCIDENT??? ANY IDEAS YO ALL??? TELL ME. Wink. THINK.

Rakesh Vanamali said...

Lol! LMAO! Andy boi...... thankfully the fly didnt turn out to be a secret service man in disguise trying to test the presidential security!

Rakesh Vanamali said...

Or was it North Korea trying to send its nuclear missile in the form of a fly? ;)

Anand said...

Hey Rak......wassup?? Haha

The fly's real identity is being kept top secret by the CIA. No one knows. Shhh


North Korea....Hmm maybe maybe who knows. Wink.

Anand said...

And OK G3 GANG, LISTEN UP. THE FEMALE CHADDI'S ONE WEEK TIME PERIOD GETS OVER TONIGHT (24/06/09). THE LOGO WILL BE TAKEN OFF TOMORROW.(sigh..my reputation).

Once again, well done all of you. I had fun as well. Next time, I take care of how I put down the conditions. :-)

ARUNA said...

we r sooooo pleased u kept the award for a week...how can v ever repay u!!!!!!!!!!!

Imp's Mom said...

One week is up already???!!! so soon!!!

and what exactly happened to your reputation?

Aruna!!!???? what is wrong with u?? Repay?? WTF should we repay him for? read the comments again, he was just keeping his word, cause his T & C weren't airtight.

workhard said...

Yeah... one week flew by right.....


BTW. I dont fight INSANE peoole..

and dont fight me on this cause u urself admitted that u are not in ur senses....

Now i wonder .. does ur brain really hurt!!!!!

Get well soon buddy!!!!!!!!

Anand said...

Hi Aruna..........That's sweet and ur much welcome. It was deserving.

No repay necessary. U can cook any egg item or my fav gulab jamun (slurp slurp) for me sometime. That wud be more than enuff.

but I can give u my accunt no if u still insist on paying me in cash. Hee

Anand said...

Impieeee....Not jus T and C...my ABCs jus as gud.
Lol.
Know wot??? Dont replay me. I don't care. Aft all.....I'm still basking in my AWARDS glory that I got frm some perfectimperfect blogger recently.
O yeah babbeyy!!!
:-)

Anand said...

Wookiee baby when ur teeth hurt....everything hurts.
Im soon gonna be building a canal inside my teeth..without any signals and be naming it 'The great root canal'. Aaaggghhhhh..

Thanx babe.

workhard said...

Hope you recover soon

i ll spare u for a few days....

In the mean time we all can plot...

Anand said...

Yea woo like I wont know about it. Sexy was sposed to be the big plotter. My forces hv made her bow and back off a bit. Now she only lurks and jumps in when it closes to a 100. Out in the open she know shes no match. U c my power?

Anand said...

U c the guy above each post who keeps an eye on G3 gang?? He tells me whenver there's any plotting going on u c?

I hv agent all around. Especially lookin gout for u and sexy and Impiee.....the worst cases of all. Hee

Sakshi said...

Haa so now the mystery has been solved. I was wondering how I could fall and hurt my ankle....so it was ur powers that made me bow and fall back and twist my ankle?? Andy never knew you had been to Hogwartz to learn witch craft?? or is it Voodoo you did on me?? hey wait a minute I remember seeing that peeping guy with a hat before falling...Andy you coward, u sent these agents to tackle us G3?? tsk tsk...Woo u hearing this? Impy, Anshu and baakhi saare log isne mujhepe jadoo tona kiya...sobs

ANdy the 200th will be mine....ya ha ha ha

workhard said...

ANDY.....How dare u..

Sexy.... u know what.. let him recover and we ll take care him...

Im immuned to his magic... but i dont really think hes got any powers...

But if u feel so .. SEXY.. we ll take care of the situation...

Anand said...

Maa Kasam Sexy.................tune toh mujhe Hex boy bana diya. Lol.

BUt nw since u know my powers..be wary....calling for help wont work. Be careful. Im scary. So scary that sometimes I scare my own self.

HUH??? WHAT'S THAT??????? Ohh it's jus me.

U c???

And oh...get well quick dude. :-)

Imp's Mom said...

still basking huh... and here i thought the pain had numbed it all :P

keep as many agents as u want.. still wont help u!

Anand said...

Yeaa babe. Still basking. And Its gonna remain fr sometime.. :-)

Well as long as I can help myself..I dont need no outside agents to help me...Only....I dont mind some extra help u c?

Self- Proclaimed Shoe Addict said...

hmmm u do know a lot of flies right from hypnotizing them to wht conclusions will the world jump to! im impressed. like they say, "u always learn something new everyday"

Anand said...

Heyy Selffiiie......Like I always say...I MISSED u...a lot. Where the fu*k u disappear suddenly???

Yea well.....somethin new everyday is good..no??
Thanx ya. :-)

Self- Proclaimed Shoe Addict said...

been busy havent been coming online AT ALL! took me hours to clear my inboxes. im sorry for ignoring your posts this way but thr was no choice. but i like reading em. they r good!

Anand said...

Hey Selfie...... I know huny. No probs wotsoever.
Thanx. Be gud. Dont fget, I love ur thots as comments.

1000 bucks for your thoughts?

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