Now you think like that girl.. #124

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The farm where it all happened
According to a few researches, now common knowledge,  humans use only about 10% of their brain functionality and capacity in their entire lives. While some label this as myth, some readily accept it.

And so I come to the present.
I had earlier put up a VISUAL RIDDLE in the blog. The response and the interaction was completely awesome. My friends, my blog visitors and I myself lapped it all up completely. It was fun and I realized how intelligent my blog audience was. Way more than i could ever be - VERY !! Man, they blew me away to the top of the cocoNUT tree. :-)

And when they suggested I put up more riddles, it was GAME ON.

Riddles are fun to solve but not all the time. But this time, instead of just putting up another one, I got something better. I have here with me what is commonly known as 'Lateral Thinking Order' story for you.

You are required to think absolutely LATERAL and take into account only what the story offers.

What is Lateral thinking?
It's a way of looking at a problem from various angles instead of tackling it head-on. An attempt, if you must, to solve a problem by using non-traditional methods in order to appreciate new thought concepts and ideas.

So, nothing external, no imagination or assumption required. Lateral thinkers are known to reach at answers before logical thinkers do.

(Attn G3 gang :- No prizes here. This is just a riddle and I'm a poor man. Can't afford nothing. Although, if any one from the dreaded G3 gang solve this problem, I promise to put up the chaddi fevicon for a whole week - no more. :-) )

So without much ado, story Shuru...

Begin Story

A bloody long time ago.....Ok, maybe a few years back...Ok, I don't really know when...but in a small village somewhere, a stupid farmer had the misfortune of owing a large sum of money to a village moneylender. The leech moneylender, who was as ugly as they make 'em, fancied the farmer's sexy big ass daughter.(some glamour quotient here.)

So he proposed a bargain. He said to the farmer, "Ello' farmie boy, listen, that sexy hot daughter babe of urs, I wanna make mine...aka marry. You let me do that and I forgo your debt, wot say?"

Both the Farmer and his daughter were horrified by the proposal...more so by his language. The daughter shouted to his father, "eeeeeekssssss, no ways papupapi. U sell me, I don't care but I ain't marrin' this shit lay."

So upon being denied of this by the Farmer, the cunning money-lender suggested they play a gamble with luck, on that one. If luck's on their side, they would be kool n' free but not otherwise. And the farmer said "Yo".

So he took them to a road that had a lot of black and white pebbles. He told them that he would put a black pebble and a white pebble into two empty money pouches and mix them up. The sexy mama would have to pick one pebble from the pouch without sayin' ouch.

But of course there are 3 simple conditions on that.

A) If she picked the pouch with the black pebble in it, she would become his wife and her Father's debt would be forgiven. The girl shouted, "eeeksss,abba-dabba-jabba,NNoo."

B) If she picked the pouch with the white pebble in it, she need not marry him and her father's debt would still be forgiven. The farmer said, "Yo baby".

C) But if she refused to pick a pebble all together, her father would be thrown in prison. The farmer thought, "booo to you, assbitch".

So, they all stood on the pebble strewn path in the field. As they talked, the moneylender bent over to pick up the 2 colored pebbles.

But cunning as he was, he quickly picked up two BLACK PEBBLES instead of 1 white and 1 black one and hurriedly put them into both the pouches, got up and smiled cunningly.

What he didn't realize though, was that the chick standing with him was not jus an average, dumb village blond. She was smart with sharper brains on her. (weird. I shouldn't have picked a blond for this story. This goes against dumb blond tradition rules. Well, what the heck). So, she had noticed this but she didn't let anyone know. Not yet.

He then asked the Chickie Maria to pick a pebble from the bag and pray hard for lady luck to be on her side.

End of Story

NOW, our aim is of course to achieve point B - to out-fool the money lender in his own game. Put yourself in the girl's shoes, sizzle a bit, FEEL the curves and think HARD. What would you have done if you were the girl? (No sexual thought plz. No anti-sexual thought either plz)

We, of course don't wanna do any of the following. To do any of these would mean you lose bitterly and u get humped by an old ugly duck...EVERYDAY. Your choice.

1. The chickie should refuse to take a pebble.
2. She should show that there were two black pebbles in the bag and expose the money-lender as a cheat.
3. She should pick a black pebble and sacrifice herself in order to save her father from his debt and imprisonment.

But this is traditional, normal and average thinking.
What we wanna do is think Lateral, out of the box, think cunning. You do that and you would realize the wonderful possibility on how you can achieve STEP B. It's so easy, you would want to be that hot mama yourself. Wink.

The sexy chick did a trick and got to point B.
She knew how to do it, so she did it, u see?
Could YOU have done it, if you were in her place?
Answer that one, c'mon make haste !!

LET'S SEE YOU TRY. Go Tiger !!! THINK !!

The answer has now been put up on comment no 124. Enjoy.