Nature against women - by 2080

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Women will change into Men by 2080.

Heard of the term 'Natural Woman' ? Chances are, u haven't.
Well... a Natural woman is being defined as a woman who has found a change in her own self in the way she thinks and performs her day to day life. Since this effect takes place over a course of time, naturally, thus emerges the term - Natural Woman.

Again, what does this really mean? This means...Women are turning into MEN in the way they think and do things. Damn !!!

Alright, let's check some research based facts first.

A research published in one of the recognized open access journals, Idaho, 2009, shows:

* People staying together for a couple of  years begin developing similar habits.
* Couples living together for a number of years suddenly start looking like brother and sister.
* Heck, even best friends - man and dog start behaving and looking similar - after years of stay together.

Extensive studies show that after years of natural existence, the passive entity or gender among the 2 begins changing his/her behavioral pattern and outlook according to the one that has an active role in the relationship.

And the truth that men and women have been coexisting with each other since time immortal, is undeniable.

So then, is the 'Natural woman' phenomenon really happening. Is it genetic? Hormonal? Cultural?

Genetic?
One can be a genetic male, but be born looking like a female and develop like one and vice-versa.

Hormonal?
Some women feel like they have been a man in a woman’s body all their lives, something called 'gender dysphoria'. They even experience hormonal changes at some point in their lives.

Cultural?
Do you believe women and men must be the same to be equal? After all, gender does influence how we lead our lives.

So Which one is it? Well, who cares as long as it's happening.

It's time MEN rejoiced. Finally, Women, quite slowly but surely are going to leave their emotional ways behind and follow that all powerful system of reasoning - Logic. It's a win win situation for men.

Once the change takes over completely...I PREDICT :

a) Women will have NO sudden, illogical emotional outbursts. No rona dhona for no reason. (whew....)
b) Women will NOT buy expensive things without any rhyme, reason or logic any more. (double wheww....)
c) Men would finally be able to watch their favorite cricket / beach bikini volleyball matches in peace without any non-sense saas bahu serial time clashes.
d) Finally, there would be NO nagging. (Amen, Allah be praised, thank u Jesus. Aai shappat, mast waat-tey.)

I can think up of a lot more reasons even as I write this but I'm sure you get the idea. So...only a few years now. Hopefully, I'll live to see the day.

Women - Welcome to the world of men. It's logical, practical, unassuming and sexy !!! 'Bhaskar Bharti' couldn't have been on a more perfect time on tele.

I wonder what else would Nature change in the ways of the woman??


Wink. ;-)