Saturday, July 18, 2009

When you meet your creator..

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Catching my breath of life, I looked up to thank him but couldn't find him anywhere. In an instant...he was gone.

Sunday - the 10th of July, 1994.

A bright morning indeed. Some friends called me up at about 6 in the morning and made an impromptu plan to enjoy the rest of the morning, jumping, swimming, like total masti to the heart's delight at the local swimming pool. I joked asking, "Do we really need to go all the way to the pool just to pee?".

Well then, for us teenagers...it was game on. So off went my friends a little early and I reached a half an hour later. I entered the bright pool area with my....ahem....sexy blue chaddi and a grey T, looking quite chik. The chlorine blue water of the pool and people enjoying themselves was a great sight to see.

For some reason though, most of the people were splashing around only in one particular part of the pool. I didn't really understand the reason why and didn't think much about it either.

I saw the show off divers diving from the 1st and the 2nd floor diving boards, plugging themselves in the water so hard you'd think they were intentionally trying to commit suicide.

If Anu Malik were judging the diving show off, I'm sure he would have blurted out...

Tune dive jo maari, toh taali maine maari,
Tooo-neehe..dive jo maari....toh taali maine maari..
Aree nahi bhi hota agar yahan pani......
tab bhi hogaya hota main paani pani....."


Ok..moving on. The less said about this, the better.

So well, I couldn't find my pals anywhere. I did check some chickies out though, *wink*.

I noticed the other side of the pool had quite, serene water but almost no one there to enjoy it. I wondered why that was but then who really cared? The water looked inviting and I was gonna go in. After all, this is what I had come for...friends or no friends.

So over I went to the other side by the edge of water, took a deep breath, pinched my nostrils shut with the thumb and forefinger of my left hand and holding on to my blue, sexy chaddi from the other...I dived in with a SPLASHH !!

The water took my shape for an instant as if it wanted to experience me length to breath and then took me in. The feeling was great....until I submerged. The moment my head went in......extreme calm took over. The kinda calm that usually brings about a wild storm behind it.

The water kept pulling me in and placed me in perfect midway. I opened my eyes and saw the blueness of the water and the white tiled base of the pool shown under my feet.

An instant later, reality hit me like a ton of bricks as I realized...."OH SHIIIT....I CAN'T SWIM". And what I saw next almost took my breath away. Right there, on the wall of the pool, it read in bold letters - "DEPTH - 12 FEET". I realized instantly why no one had preferred to be on this side. I had just jumped into the deepest part of the pool.

I was roughly around 5.3'ft tall. That meant, the water level was more than double my height. I was royally stuck. I stroked my hands and legs in a frail and a failed attempt to come up.

15 seconds had gone by and I was still underwater...
holding my breath and looking around to see if I could do anything to tackle the situation. I could see the steel ladder about 4 feet away horizontally to me that I could grab hold of and climb up, but...try as I might, I couldn't move to reach it.

25 Seconds had ticked by...
and I was now close to panic. My options were being cruelly eliminated one by one. I hoped against hope for someone to see me and jump in for a rescue. Where was that assholish lifeguard when someone really needed his help??

I was losing grip on my breath as moments ticked by. My chest was readying itself to burst open. I was now fighting to survive. I was now truly fighting to stay alive.

35 Seconds underwater.
I panicked. And I was still at the same midway. My eyes darted everywhere for options as I struggled with all my might. I rowed my hands and legs as hard as I could in the upward direction. The pressure was forcing me to breath out and I was fighting against it.

And then all of a sudden.....I saw a vision. I saw my mother in front of my eyes telling me to have my breakfast. I saw my school next and I saw myself winning that badminton championship and everyone congratulating me. I saw other images. I was seeing my life flash in front of me in extreme clarity.

It terrified me. I didn't want leave my mother crying. I didn't want to leave my friends. Is this how people saw their life flash before their eyes just before they went into oblivion? I was quickly losing my battle to darkness. To live and see another day did not seem an option available to me any more..

40 Seconds underwater...
and I was not gonna be able to hold on much longer. My heart beat like hell.

The weird part was that I wasn't scared of dying. All I wanted was to meet my mother one last time. All I wanted was to kiss her cheeks one last time before I went away and to tell her to not worry. That I shall be going quite happy and I will always....always remember her wherever I go.

But death is not known to be generous. It feels nothing, sees nothing, cares about nothing. Well... at least it treats everyone equally.

45 Seconds underwater.
I had lost all hope. I had shouted 'HELP' several times.....but it was all in my mind. My final moment was in front of me. I made peace with it.

And finally...finally.....I could hold on no longer. In helpless defeat, I slowly let my breath out and let my chest cave in as water began seeping into my nose.

But then....just then.....I SAW something. My eyes had blurred by then but I saw something float just above me. It was something that was red in color. I lifted my head upwards with half closed eyes and realized in a moment that it was a floating pair of red shorts. It was jus' a matter of inference then that a pair of legs would follow the shorts. At least I hoped it would be that way.

I was right. A pair of legs did follow. My brain reacted on an impulse. It went on 'SOS - code red' mode. If I was gonna live, THIS was the chance. A few things happened in the next few nano-seconds - with utmost, infallible precision.

My brain reacted at the speed of lightening and took over the commands of my body.
It commanded my lungs to hold on, not let the breath go for just a few more seconds.
It commanded my eyes to zero in on the target double time and message back, and then to keep it in visual contact as long as the situation demanded.
It commanded my hands to coordinate with my eyes, reach out and grab the target as it passed by.


The response was instant.

My lungs swiftly cut it's outflow of air swelling the chest in reaction.
My eyes zeroed in on the target and relayed it's exact location coordinates and 'Reach ETA' back, double time.
My hands, having the exact coordinates and target reach ETA, went into instant action. The fingers opened up for grab approach.

All this happened in a micro flash. My brain had commanded, possibly, it's last survival assault-technique before the enemy rushed in and took over.

Next thing I knew, both my hands had reached out in haphazard coordination and grabbed on to the legs of the man who was presumably swimming past without noticing me. The force of the grab was deadly. Whatever happened, I was not gonna let go.

And then, it happened. As I grabbed the legs...
My lungs let themselves go, they could breath no more,
My eyes shut themselves, they could see no more,
My nose and mouth let the last remaining mini ounce of breath slip away.

Water rushed in force inside of me and I went berserk.

But my hands......they stayed loyal. They didn't let go. They were not holding onto mere legs now. They were holding on to something larger. They were holding on to mighty HOPE.
As I held on, not knowing what was to follow, I felt a palm on my chin and another on my right hand lifting me up and above water. The hands of life.

I felt a blast of cold air hit me on my face as I surfaced. Instinctively, I tried to breath through my nose and I went berserk again. The water in my head made it's evil presence known. Only when I tried breathing from my mouth, I could. I swallowed a huge fistful of air and my lungs slowly beat to life as I coughed wildly.

And then I heard a voice. A man's voice."You'll be ok now", I heard him say and he pulled me to the edge of the pool and had me sit on it. I sat with my head down, breathing in bulk like a man out of breath for centuries. I still couldn't open my chlorine affected eyes. The man patiently waited as I panted on.

My head down, slowly I could open my eyes a tad bit and I saw him - a blurr of a man, around 28 or so, not so fair in skin color. My chest still heaving, I saw him smile at me.

And then...he said something I will never forget. He said, "Go home, your mother is waiting for you." My eyes widened. How did he...?? But I was in no position to talk yet.

Finally I felt a bit ok and when I could see a tad bit clearly, I looked up to find the man who had saved me to say my sincere thanks. But I could see no one. My side of the pool was still people-less.

I asked one of the men around the pool if he had seen anyone near me where I sat moments back. His negative reply somehow seemed quite expected. The man had DISAPPEARED.

That was it. I had been given another chance to life.

To this day, I can't swim.
To this day I feel the fright.
To this day I remember the man.
And to this day I remember his might.


And after a long, heavy discussion in my mind about the incident, going through the facts, over n' over again, I have come to but one TERRIFYING conclusion.


I think I met my death lord and my creator, both at the same time. And both had smiled at me, for different reasons !!!
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What do YOU make out of it?

219 Spoke their mind: yep, makes a difference !!

workhard said...

Man.. Andy.. this is really good!!!!!!

U one of the best writers ..

and when u said its a true story.. it gave me goosebumps..

Whatever it is we all greatful to the "Angel" who saved u...

ARUNA said...

wow Andy, already started getting compliments.....that too from wookie!!!!! I should definetely read the post now!

Anand said...

Heyyyyy Aruna baby...........ur first time first. Im real glad. Grt start of the comment section. Om Arunaya namaha !!

Anand said...

Yea u Come back Aruna. I shall wait. :-)

Btw..How do u feel to be the first one to Pee here? Hahaha.

Sorry everybody, She got it this time.

workhard said...

LOL.. Aruna... Dont worry babes...

Sweeetness doesnt last for long...

Anand said...

Hey Wookieee baby..........my nemisis. Thanx really. I really did get saved that day. And I lived to tell the tale.

Anand said...

Yeap baby...read the post. And temme wot u really think. I really wud like to know.

Anand said...

yeaaa Wook........as long as ur around...it wont, Im sure. Haha

ARUNA said...

hehehe that's funny.....arunaya namaha!! I didn't pee completely, my stomach is aching!

Anshu said...

Huh reading this really made be breathless ...I could visualise the whole thing....scarey.
I know men don't have brains and so can't think before doing anything, but how could you be sooo foolish Andy??? anyways this is a grt proof that you are indeed a normal MAN. you don't have to prove anything more ok????

Anand said...

Hi Anshu....if u cud visualize, I'hv received my compliment.

Dunno about the 'men dont hv brains' part. But I was jus 13 or 14 then. Obviously, I didn't think.

But had I not been so foolish, cud I have been touched by HIM?? :-)

Tanvi said...

Nice post andy...U definitely give goosebumps with ur writing TOO.. *wink* hahahaha

Just kidding...Good job on the post andy. Glad u r alive. I am thankful to HIM for friend like YOU.

workhard said...

Anshu...Totally agree with you when u said.. Men dont have any brains..

there you go.. ....Andy.. U proved it.. the fight from the previous post.. I mean 'The Man' thing..

its never too late i guess.....

LOL

amit said...

Ohhhh! That was scary! Where was the logical part of your brain before doing such a thing?

numerounity said...

Hmmm Hmmmm... So when are you going to swim next time?

You see guardian angels have to be on their guards!!! :)

Imp's Mom said...

damn!!

that was scary! where was that life guard?? I could actually visulaise the whole thing...

have u ventured near a pool again... at least at the shallow end? did u tell ur mum abt it?

ur really lucky u knw...

R. Ramesh said...

hi young man...missed u for sometime as u did the vanishing trick..thanks for showing up..do stay connected and all the best in your endeavours buddy.cheers..

Rakesh Vanamali said...

Lucky U Andy! Something similar happened to me when I was learning swimming! To see ur life flash in front of you is perhaps the most humbling moments of life!

We are lucky to be alive! Cheers to that budd

Inspiration said...

Hey Anand, Thank you sooooo much for passing by... Yeah! i am too busy nowadays... Just busy with work and MBA.... exams are coming up from thursday. so pray for me pls .....

regards,
-js

Dishilicious said...

super post! u crazy fellow. i'm glad u survived to tell us the story! :) i guess these sort of things are what we call Miracles... :D do you believe in them??? ;)

nituscorner said...

I beleive its events like this which reminds us that we all have Guardian Angels watching over us. it has happened to me several times and if it was not for His watchful eyes i would not have been here reading your post today. So anand treasure these miracles in life. After all its worth living.

Sakshi said...

OMG that was one scary thingie to happen in a pool. Glad you survived and I am so proud of your thinking prowess even under 12 feet deep. Boy you thought, calculated and SOSed....I tell you if even half my leg was under that much water I would have freaked out and fainted...

Btw am glad at last that I don't know how to swim after reading what you asked ur friends..."Do we really need to go all the way to the pool just to pee?"...YUCKS!!!

Sakshi said...

Aruna you got the first comment and here I was waiting all day Thursday to pounce on that first comment coz this andy pandy told me he will post this in a few minutes...
He Aruna you were not baking anything or what to lurk here like me and get that first comment???

Anand said...

Thanx Tans. Hhaaha goosebumps..yea. Im glad I'm alive myself. And so sweet. Ur a good friend too. God bless yaar.

Anand said...

Hey Wookie babyy....Look, it's useless to argue with u on whether men hv brains. If men r without brains, women r without logic. If u had logic, ud realize men do have brains. Lol. Understand??

Anand said...

Hi Amit........Well.....my logical part of the brain was being illogical. It was supposed to be fun time ya. Who was 'thinking'??

But yep..u said it..it was really scary.

Anand said...

Heyyy Numero...aft along time. Howz u??
Know wot??? I still dont knwo how to swim and I hv no excuse for not learning yet.
I plan to learn it asap. Let my angels some rest. :-)

Anand said...

Heyy Impieee.......I hv no idea where that damn life guard was. Yea, I wrote it as i had experienced it. Was real scary I tell ya.

Used to get nightmares about it aft that for a few days. Yea I hv been to pools agian. Not scared. But Im very aware of the extreme danger now. So Im always careful.

yea dude, I told my mom and she was pretty scared too. Warned me nev ever to go into water again. But u know how I am.. :-) I do..only Im careful now.

Yea I am lucky. Agree completely. Otherwise how wud I have ever been able to meet u?? and everyone else?? :-)

Anand said...

Wookiee.........U wudnt know. Some parts of my brains r not so exposed. Need to be kept in protective cover. Uhh.....r u by any chance saying U know wot logic means????

Uh.......btw......WHERE'S THAT DAMN PAINTING????????????????

Anand said...

Thank u sir Ramesh. I was here all the time. U c, I cudnt resist the smell of honey that u poured on ur blog. SO I came along in a hurry. Haha.

Anand said...

Hey Rakesh. Oh yea??? The same thing happened to u?? Man, i wudnt call it humbling in the least. I think the words 'HOLY FuUUUck...' suit it better.

yep..rite said fred. We r 2 lucky SOBs. Cheers man. Ill treat u to beer some day....like a celebration u know. :-)

Anand said...

Hi Inspiring soul - inspiration......Dont thank me for passing by....u come in between my way home anyways. Hee

ok u want me to pray for u ?? Ok I will. uh...for what though??? For work or for the MBA exams???

Shucks....Ill jus pray for everything. That ok????

Anand said...

HI Delicious...uh...dishilious.... My kool neighbour. Howz ur beautiful country lately???
I jus wrote as I had felt it then. Thanx much milady.

yea real glad to hv survived to tell it. Yep yep, I DO believe in miracles. Dont they say , "God works in mysterious ways" ??

Though, I hv no idea for wot purpose was I saved by him. Wot is it that I have to perform. Cuz so far, I see nothing. keep visiting. I like u.

Anand said...

Heyy Nitu...howz ur corner of the world doing????

yep, Guardian angels def look out for us. I believe that.

And yep, I do treasure these miracles and Im real glad we both live to talk to each other, u know. It's definitely worth living.

Anand said...

Heyyyyyyy Sexy baby............ yep it was hell scary that time. Haha..yea..I did all that. When u r in that situation....it's pure, raw instinct to survive. Top priority.

Yea I can guess about ur legs since I have seen them whn u had tried my riddle thingie and I had taken a lot of flak frm u guys and when this G3 thing got formed. Lol.

yep yep, Glad I survived and I met u and everyone. Real real happy I swear.

heyyyyyyyy.....EVERYONE PEES IN SWIMMING POOLS............uh....don't they????? Plz say yes plz say yes. Dont tell me Im the only one left trying to keep that race alive.

Anand said...

Heyyyyyyyy Im glad Aruna got that chance. She was quicker than a pouncing cat. Now I wonder who's next to get that first precious chance.. Im tihnking....umm....most definitely.......ME !!!! Hell yEAH !!

Vee said...

Wow, what a nice encounter with both of them at the same time almost.....

Tanu Anand said...

wah wah!itne compliments! all on ur tryst with death! Btw.. thanks for visiting..that was some 20 yrs ago i wrote! Damn..i miss writing blog yaaa... so much work..neck deep that i dont know where to look! :) But thanks for the compliments.. and i plan to write a post this weekend... been thinking of couple of topics..sab ek saath likh doongi!:P

Imp's Mom said...

sakshi babe... peeping in the pool... done by every kid, not adults... pls anand don't tell me u still do that?

:P

and ur back to asking for that painting again!!!???

Sakshi said...

Impy not peeping he said pee....ing....YUCKS!!!

And now that makes me wonder...Andy if you still have not learnt to swim why do you go to the pool??? *brain working*

ARUNA said...

Boy Andy......such a scary incident yaa, glad u r alive buddy!!!!!!!And wat i liked the most was.. u remembered ur mom in that difficult situation...shows wat a loving mother she is! Wat was her reaction when u told her about this!!!!

I'm guessing either she must have given you a big hug or she wud have cried!

A similar incident happened with me too and my mom was so thankful to god that day.....she didn't sleep the whole night and was sitting next to me watching me while i was having a good nap............moms r adorable!!!!

Anand said...

Impieee baby....Why wud I ever peep in the pool?? If u meant peeing.....well now..... shhhhh...no comments on that. Pardaaaaaa !!!

I dont do that anymore. I have long back discovered the Ocean. Lolz.

ARUNA said...

and iam surprised to c the comment section......i thought by now there wud have been atleast 100 comments.............Sakshi, Jyoti, Saara n Anshu kuch karo yaar!!

Anand said...

Aww cmon Sexy....ppl smoke too knowing well it will kill them eventually. U c?

Atleast....If I keep doing that...I hv some chance to learn, no?

Anand said...

Hey Aruna..Ya dude, it was terrible. Mom got scared too when I told her. It was terrible.

I was a kid then and the worst part was...fr the next 3 or 4 days I got these nightmares of me drowning and not able to breath. Thankfully, Im over it. Nw I knw wt not to do. :-)

Hey...glad ur alive to buddy. Damn so many ppl had the same experience reading the comments.

Anand said...

IMpieeee........Sexy's brain works only when she's dancing while cooking. Brains in the ass wrk only that way. Hahaha.

Anand said...

Awww.........Aruna....tats ok really. I hardly mind the number. I read the comments so far and Im already more than satisfied with the reactions.

Im glad I wrote something that others had experienced too.
;-)

Anand said...

BTW...SEXY.........I SEE YOU. NO use hiding. Cmon cmno out !!!!!! wink wink.

workhard said...

Ur brain is in a protective cover... thats why its not working... just throw it off....

Maybe that ll help you think logically...LOL

Blogprince said...

yaa Wookiee?????????? And expose it to the dangerous G3 environment??? No ways.

workhard said...

Hey BLOGPRINCE!!!!!!!!

U scared.... or something..

Ya i think u r...

of the GREAT G3

Blogprince said...

Scared of wot my dear????? You??? How......naive. Infact with a fair warning...u need to be scared of me.

workhard said...

Yeah Rite..

Like i should be scared of the BLOG PRINCE!!!!!!

LOL

U urself admitted that G3 is dangerous for u...

HAHAH

Anand said...

Be scared of the prince. U know how Royalty is. Once the Prince loses his head...u gotta watch out then. U nev know.

Then it doesnt matter if it's G3 or G4. Evryone is shown the door. (that rhymed to. lol.)

workhard said...

:( The blog prince wants to kick me out of here.. he said he ll throw me out of here...

SOB SOB


Well toooooooooooo bad.. im not leaving...HAHAHa

Anand said...

Not kick dude. Throwing out is a better option, no?

Ahh Andy wudnt do that. But his alter ego - The Prince can. So watch out.

Anand said...

Blog Prince is not such a bad guy. Princes always appear snobbish on the outside.

Give the guy a chance, eh?

Sakshi said...

Oh yeah my brain works only while cooking and urs while peeping into pools....grrrrrrrrr

Oh oh as if one andy was not enough now here comes a frog prince oops I mean blogprince...does this prince turn into a charming man like the frog prince???

Woo tell him we are not scared even if its a BLOGKING...boo hoo princey...

workhard said...

Your Right Sexy...

We re not scared of any Frog Prince...LOL... that was funny sexy....

I just dont like him....

Sakshi said...

Btw Andy how many alter egos do u have....bring them all out here ok?? we G3 are enough to save the world from all of them...Super G3 u see

Woo my sixth sense says that your not liking the blog prince won't be for too long...I have a feeling he is still an adorable snob!!!

workhard said...

Adorable????????

No way!!!!!!


Im gonna keep away from that snob...

Im just gonna ignore him...

Anand said...

Heyy Sexy......A frog prince or wotever...a prince nevertheless. Show some respect.

And this froggy can turn into a real prince. Aft all, he's learning so he becomes king one day. Respecting women is one of those ways.

workhard said...

With no brains.. this froggy will take a very long time to learn...

Anand said...

Sexy.............Well...I hv no control over My alter egos. So let them come whenever they choose to. Ull knw them.

Woo.......well... u might...jus might like him yet. Jus u wait.

Anand said...

Wookiee......now now...hw do u know so much about the prince????

Andy's different to Prince, u c? So maybe u wanna re think. ;-)

Sakshi said...

me already likes this froggy prince...and yo am in splits andy after seeing that even in that id you have a blog...that too it says Meetrs and Huggers...heee

what u up to guy??

Anand said...

lol. The prince one day chose to go out and meet and hug people. Therefore the blog. Then, he didnt hv much time. So it;s still sitting like that.

The Prince likes u too, ms American Sexy. :-)

Anand said...

Well.....if U meant Sexy.......... I wud understand. Hey thats ok Sexy. We forgive her, dont we?

Anand said...

When u say U....U might mean anything... So i was only clarifying. YO !!

workhard said...

Well now u know.. i meant Andy and the BlogPrince are brainless ;)

Anshu said...

yup wooo...the way he is arguing wid u...i totally agree wid u, he is brainless.

Nehal said...

Hey andy you really need to write a book U easily transported me in the pool and could feel the fear
tooo GOOD ANDY BOY

Anand said...

Anshu and Woo............Yeh kya ho raha hai bhai??? Itna sannata...uh...shor kyon hai bhai???

Aree koi mujhe batao....Mujhe iss jungle se bachaooo....

Anand said...

Hi Nehal........a book? Really???

Too far fetched. But yea...I think I can readily write a Harry Potter styley. No sweat. Lolz.
I love Enid Blyton anyways.

Thanx so much ya. It was scary and that's the truth. If u cud feel my fear, tht's a big compliment to me in terms of my narration.

Anshu said...

Koi nahi bachayega aab tumhe...saab atyachaar honge tumpe task ke nam pe and u will have to face it baby....all da best.

Imp's Mom said...

look at that ... the reinforcements have come and they are none other than his alter ego!!!

Wookie...looks like finally asking for the painting has died a natural death with the arrival of the frog prince....oops the blog prince. hehehe...

Anand said...

Impiee........alter ego nahi...resistance ego. The ego for the better. The ego of a kind, modest but a moody prince....if i may say so myself. Hee

Aft all, one must hv some ego. otherwise, it's all dullstown.

Ohh and about the painting.....Im very much interested in seeing my image as a painting. U may not. I dont think she'd make of anybody's though, till the time u threaten her.

Imp's Mom said...

resistance ego kyon chahiye? hum log to sab apne naam se hi kaam chala lete hain!

and dont u knw... no painter will work when threatened?

Anand said...

Ohhh MY......U calling Wookie a PAINTER??????? Mah Gawd.....

She's an artist...... not a wall painter. SHucks Impiee.

Well,let ms painter herself decide on that one. Lolz.

Imp's Mom said...

oh geez.... wookie my BAD.... didn't mean it the way andy is making it out to be...

thanks dude for pointing that out :-)

Anand said...

Nahhhhh It's ok Impieee. If that's wot u think then let it be that way.

Hey ms wookie painter...when is the paining comin along??? snigger sniger.

Sakshi said...

G3 mere ko maaf kardho this time.....I am taking froggy's side as I like him after he disclosed that he loves Enid Blyton. I always thought that am able to do all this torture through blogs just bcoz of Enid Blyton...u see the first book I ever picked up to read was Enid Blyton's Faraway Tree and since then am hooked on books....

Andy you have reinforcement from another die hard Enid fan...but plzzz don't irritate this fan by trying to write a book ok???

Sakshi said...

Hey Woo Painter...it's good to be any kind of Painter rather than not to be able to hold a brush?? no??

Eeps I wonder my genes are tuned to take G3 side or what??

Sakshi said...

G3 am back on ur side...see this guy he is not loyal to anyone...sobs... I withdraw all the reinforcement

Sakshi said...

See andy I was so loyal when I told you that I was with u....I even sat quiet while letting u take that 100th comment....Uff such loyalty...mere ko aasu thinking of my good heart...

Anand said...

Ok first of all....ARIGHTYY..100 is mine. Im real happy. Sorry Sexy baby aka sly fox jumping in and grabbing all the meat.

Ok now hey Enid Blyton fan. Ever read the Wshing chair??? That got my imagination going.

Thanx for taking my side. Ohhh atleast there's someone who likes me. Thank u thank u Sexy.

Ohh n sexy...100th is mine !!. Heeehee ;-)

Imp's Mom said...

welcome back to our side babes!!! :D

dude... we don't need resistance ego's ... we can and very well make do with our own.

and enjoy the 100... doesn't come too often!

Anand said...

Sexy....U cant say that. A painter is a painter. Like a wall painter.

And heyy...I DID NOT delete any $$#@#%% comments OK? Foxy lady.

Anand said...

Sorry, ur reinforcements arrived and all taken in and accounted for. I have ur signature. Kindly verify it mrs Bajpai.

Sakshi said...

All of us G3 who have subscribed to ur comments know the truth abt the 100th comment so no point in denying foul play andy... *blinks innocently at G3*

Anand said...

Mere ko aasu?? And did I jus hear u say..U let me take the 100th???? YOU???

Sighhhhhhhhhhhh.......wonders will nev sieze, women will nev believe and men will always tease. Meaning.....YEA RITE !!

Anand said...

Impiee baby...the resistance is all mine. See a these comments against me. Thats why the resistance.

Btw.....I LOVE U ALL !!!

Sakshi said...

well andy I love you all is not gonna work here...we are the G3 u see...no lost love for Andy is our motto...

Anand said...

Ohh yeaaaaa...damn thats a good point. U hit the hammer onto ur own legs sexy baby.

Th ones who r subscribed will knw that I didnt delete any comment. HAH !!

SHucks man, I didnt know u were so dumb.

Sakshi said...

well you forgot on whose side I am ...G3...so the truth will always be on my side and in case Rakesh has subscribed well need to have a chat with him u see...

Anand said...

Damnn...U really r a sly fox. Rakesh dude, DONT listen to her. Shucks.

workhard said...

See Sexy.. u should have never been on his side in the first place...

Especially that Frog Prince.. hes a sweet poison...

U were charmed by his presence and he cheated u....

he stole ur 100 comment...

CHEATER!!!!!!!!!!!

Anand said...

Ahhhhhh...jealousy comes forth Wookie. Did u read Impiee comment of ur painting?? An dhow I corrected her?

workhard said...

Now what does Jealousy have to do at all here...Its all about deceit...U deceiving ppl!!!!


And whtever G3 says abt me.. i dont care cause the intention in not bad..

U r Poison !!!!!111

Anand said...

Haha...Wookie.....No deceit. Sexy was plain lying. She made it all up cuz I genuinely got the 100.

Ok u sure u wana stick to that line about G3?? OKk. Kool.

I thot u were Poison Ivy.

Anand said...

G3 is such a weird thing. Everyone likes me and then everyone fights with me and then everyone loses and then come back for more.
Gosh !!

workhard said...

HAHAHAHAHA



U WISH ALL THAT WAS TRUE..DONT U?


U LOSE ALL THE TIME!!!!

Anand said...

Woooahhhh what an evil laugh that was !!

OK well Since U so much insist on me saying this t everyone......here goes.

EVerybdy......Wookiee wud like everyone to talk in HINDI with her. SO PLZ talk in HINDI WITH HER.

She will deny it initiallybut she tld me thats just her fear. SO dnt listen to her denying..U jus go ahead n talk in hindi with her.

SOrry wookiee......u shud hv tld me earlier u wanted t learn hindi..Wot man.

workhard said...

Its about communication...language doesnt matter...

I ll talk in whichever language im comfortable in...

No one can tell me wht to do...

Im a free bird...

Anand said...

See EVERYBODY....THIS is her denying. Now watch me do it.

Haanji toh Wookie madam....ki haal chaal baadshaao???

See? :-)

workhard said...

And OH BTW

Just cause U lose all the time..u bring up silly things like
WOOKIE where's ur painting..WOOKIE talk in Hindi!!!

Anand said...

Heyyy now wots goin on???? Here Im trying to help u and u...

U wanna learn hindi or not?? Sighh. Make up ur mind yo. Or do I get the Prince out?

workhard said...

Next he ll come up with something stupid like.. Do Some juggling act wookie!!!!!

Anand said...

Juggle??? Ohhhh wt can u juggle wookie. Hey do some juggling act with ur PAINTINGS wookie. :-)

The prince sees u. Beware.

workhard said...

What will the Prince do?

Rather what can he do?

i think thats all he can do.. just sit and see...

SNOB!!!

Sakshi said...

I think finally Andy prince met his creator in the blogsphere....WOOKIE!!! and no one can save him now...

Anand said...

Aruna........ur the one Im banking on. Be on my side. U know Im innocent, rite?

Anand said...

Ya Anshu........r u saying u r not proud of anybody else??? Oh boy !!

Anand said...

Sexy dahling....Princes need not be saved. They know how to tackle evil and try n turn it into somethin normal.

But I wonder who will save G3 if Prince comes alive again???

Anand said...

Ohh and Sexy...btw....Im sure u like royalty too..cuz u have used the word 'royal' in ur latest post too. Hah.

workhard said...

And some royalty that Prince is..or so he calls himself!!!!!! or so he wishes!!!!!


"Aruna........ur the one Im banking on. Be on my side"

Hiding behind a lady

Shame on the prince!!!!!!

That is just so unimpressive.. coming from a "so called" Prince...or whatever.....

I think Sexy was so right....."FROG PRINCE"

He should just sit and watch .... better off!!!!!!

Anand said...

Hiding behind a lady??? R u saying Aruna is SO fat that a guy can hide behind her????

Ohhhh man....ARUNA...Wookie is calling you FAT.
HEy She's not fat, ok? Shes jus sweet and a good friend.

Aruna, anytime u wanna use 'another language' on somebody......lemme know..lets do it together. Nee Ye....... ??

Hahhaa.

workhard said...

I think ever person whose got a brain here understands what i meant..

So i completely understand Andy if u didnt get that...BRAINLESS!!


Aruna Hon.. i never meant that!!!!

Anand said...

Waitamiute.......r u saying u saw her pics and now ur calling her FAT??????? Tut tut.
Cheap tricks.

Aruna...Im with u...and the Prince is with u.
Infact Im with all u G3 guys.

It's ok if Wookie thinks bad about u all, Im here for you all. I love u all still.

workhard said...

DAMN....Ur right that day when u mentioned u can cook up stories and damn.. can u twist them well...

DUMMY!!!!!(AMDY----to be specific)

I would never turn on G3, I would never think bad about G3.. EVER!!!!

And funny u mentioned the Prince..
the sitting duck still watching....

Good for his health!!!!!!!

Anand said...

Hahaha..........boy o boy.. The explanations coming forth. Hahaa.

So kool, u going on the defensive. Dnt u trust G3 that they will understand?? Haha. FUn !!

workhard said...

Why R u confusing yourself????

What is that supposed to mean anyways.

Anand said...

Ohh Im not confused. Im quite clear.

U called Aruna FAT and U still dont hv those PAINTING. :-)

Nahhh...Im not confused.

workhard said...

IDIOT!!!!!!!

Ur rude to call Aruna that.. i never did.. so u better apologize...

And about the paintings...

Huh.. I ll take my sweet time .. BTW.. sexy told me to take my own sweet time.. she told me i can take 3 years. if i want tooo

so if u wanna see the paintngs ask me after 3 years...

Anand said...

Hahahaa........I think Aruna is jus fine. U said I cudhide behind her. Hwz that possible unless she realy has the width?? Heee

Ahh well......they say justice delayed = justice denied. So with u...
Painting delayed = painting denied.

Shud we jus fget about it then?

workhard said...

You started it so u forget it if u want to..

Thats ur choice....

U keep pestering me..

I ll just give u one answer...

Check wid me after 3 years

workhard said...

Do I sense blog prince crying...



Welll too bad cause 150 is mine

workhard said...

Now Andy.. U should just go join the Blog Prince ....

sit and watch!!!!!!

Cry if u want to together.. the both of u...


HAHAHHAHAHA

Anand said...

awww......I jus gave it to u. S u can be happy and u think u took it. Hah.

CMon. I had the same feeling Sexy had for me on the 100th one.

Smita said...

Tell me this is fiction!!!!

If it isn't gosh!!!!

But you have written it sooo well man!!!

That was one helluva experience!!!

ARUNA said...

Oyeeee nee yenkammaaaaaaaaa i will come n kick ur butt now Andy......seriously!!!!!!!!U r a big yedavaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, sorry people.... i just said ass!

Wookie so this is wat u were talking about in the afternoon and now i wonder y Andy didn't say hi to me today.....he was too scared that i wud come here, c the comments and kick his butt.

Andy ur bad days startedbuddy the moment u called me fat......now u better run for life!!!!!!

Anshu said...

HAHAHAHA I like this....Welcome Aruna we r all wid u... and Andy where r u planning to hide next???

Imp's Mom said...

just bring the prince out and lets see what he can do....

as it is ur in trouble with aruna...

Anshu said...

Aruna ...He is already missing for more than 24 hrs now.

Anand said...

Nahhhh Wookiee.... U can always put some sugar if the grapes r sour. No sweat. no crying there.

Anand said...

Yo Smita, How be u? No fiction this !! All true. I really did have this chilling experience.

Thanx dude. I wrote it as I had felt it then. Helluva experience is right. ;-)

Anand said...

Oyeee Aruna.... Im diverting 'Nee Yenkammaaa' towards Wookie. Since she was the one who tried calling u fat in different words.

Hiding behind u she said. How cud I hide behind u unless u r.....uh..well...u know !! Heee

Heyy now now, I say HI to everyone. Musta missed it. So a kool, loving 'Hi' to u now with my best best smile - ;->

Anand said...

Impiee....He's a Prince for gosh's sakes. I can't tell him to come out. He does it only when he himself thinks he wants to. Royalty u c ?

Anand said...

Ok Anshu.........my work, quite unsuccessfully, kept me away from my fav pace in the world in recent times - my blog. Here I am now.

Imp's Mom said...

Ha!

FYI, royalty come out to meet people when the people want to meet not when the "royalty" wants to meet!

Imp's Mom said...

what's with the forced preview thing? u want people to not have typos or give them a chance to change their mind when they can instead of deleting comments later on?

Anand said...

Honestly, I hv no idea. I think Google's giving me some special honor for keeping G3 in check. ;-) Lolz.

Nivedita said...

Well narated experience Andy...after a very long time I stopped by the blog :))

What a gripping read :))
U R Good!ah!

So glad U live to tell us all about your encounter with death and birth :))

best
-nivi

Anand said...

Hi Nivi, Ya a long time indeed.

Hey, thanx lots. Glad u enjoyed the narration. I jus wrote it the way it happened.

Glad I live - yes !! Thanx for dropping by.

workhard said...

Hey Andy...

Clearly you have upset Aruna...
G3 demands an apology...

Shes the only one from G3 whos always been nice to u.. U should be ashamed of ur self...

Anand said...

Wot is this?? A new kinda attack on poor ol Andy??
How can I call Aruna fat when she is not??

Can I call u smart if ur not?? I mean...u are. But assuming u were not..wud I call u that??

Besides, wots the standard of proving the word 'fat' ? I think I am fat rite after my chow chow dinner. My tummy does a jiggle. So then?

Anand said...

Hey...Wots this Sexy? Ur supposed to be my friend frm beyond the 7 oceans no?
U 16, me 17...remember???

DOnt get me killed like this. G3 ko tune supari de diya.

Sakshi said...

I am a honest human first who stands up against any kind of discrimination and then your sweet 16 friend...wot If one day you will discriminate me and call me a pencil that too the Camlin brand?? *shudders*

Anand said...

Heyy......Even if someone called u a pencil by the brand Camlin....see???? U c the logic?? Ud still be the TOP brand. Thats how I see you. The BEST !!.

Ur MY friend aft all. See how proud I am??

workhard said...

Sexy...the word is LYNCH not SUE....

I wd lynch the guy for figure discrimination..

Anand said...

Yo, the word is always...Peace.
Give peace a chance here. Let the lady in question say something before everyone jumps in, eh?

workhard said...

I wasnt talking to u.. I just wanted to discuss with Sexy.. if it was gonna be Suing or Lynching!!!

Anand said...

wokey wokay... go ahead. Talk lynch with Sexy and Lunch with Aruna and talk su su with everyone else. As it is ur peeing.

Anshu said...

Hi G3...sorry guys but jus wanted to inform all that i am on Andy's team for the next 1 full week..I lost a bet wid him and so doing this.

Sakshi said...

Woo, andy ad all if u keep calling me sexy I am gonna put u both in my top annoyer list and I might switch sides with someone else ok?? grrrrr

Anshu yeah you can take his side for one week and we won't mind but make sure you don't drop at this place for that period. U can give all the morale boosting to andy on gtalk....

workhard said...

LOL... Andy.. u actually asked Anshu to be on your side !!!!!!!!

Big army u forming there!!!!!!!

Should G3 be concerned???

workhard said...

Anshu.. I believe Andy trapped you.. or rather cheated you or conned u into it...

or even black mailed u....

Its a possibility!!!!!!

workhard said...

Awww..Sexy u dont like that name.. Its kinda cute u know.. and btw.. Andy boy gave u that name with a looooooooooooot of Love...

I think he 's gonna be upset...

And im so used to calling you Sexy.. its automatic..

Anand said...

Anshu......wot gives?? Ur on my side?? Well now..Thanx!! Really feels Grt. But I'd like to keep this one week of wisdom for when I really need it, ok?

So, dont be on my side for this week. Be on my side when I ask u to. So I'm keeping it for the future. Kool with it???? Thanx. :-)

Anand said...

Hey Wookie...now now......I din ask Anshu to be n my side. It's a surprise to me as well. I wonder why she's doing it? Lolz. But then....I guess once in a while ppl do realize it's stupid to be on G3 side. Cuz It SUCKS. Haha.

Anand said...

Sexy, Wookies rite, I did dub this name for u quite lovingly indeed. So u need to look at it as a gift rather than name calling.

But guys, let's face the truth - if she genuinely doesn't want to be called by that name, let's not. No hurting sentiments here, only face, hands, legs and ego. But I dont wanna call u Sakshi or Yakshi or such either.

Sakshi said...

call me SUCKS!!! i dont care as long as it is not sexy...that name is causing quiet a confusion u see...ppl are now eager to know how I look and I don't want to disappoint them lolz

workhard said...

SUCKS!!!!!!


No...

why do u have to please everyone....

U are who U are and thats that!!!!!

Anand said...

Ok EVERYBODY.... a POLL IS HEREBY OPEN.
EVERYBODY'S SUGGESTION REQUIRED.

The POLL - WHAT SHOULD SAKSHI'S NEW NAME BE??

Everybody (including Sexy..uh..Sakshi)has to come up with atleast 3 suggestions.

For those who r new, Sakshi is a kool blogger who hates her underwear name...oops..undercover name Sexy.)

C'MON PEOPLE.......SAY IT OUT LOUD !!! THINK ? WHAT ? WHAT?

workhard said...

I dont like that name.. can u send a list so we can pick out something nice!!!!!

I dont like SUCKS!!!!!!

workhard said...

Andy..

It doesnot suck to be on G3's side..

As a matter of fact it feels very powerful!!!!!

Anand said...

Woookiee cmn...life aint that easy. Send a list so u can jus pick out. r jus choose a, b or c. Shighh.... U got a brain. THINK girl. Think..

Sakshi said...

And who chooses the final name and what does the winner gets? All rules should be laid down ok??

1000 bucks for your thoughts?

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