Saturday, July 4, 2009

Asshole Identification ?

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Would you identify someone this way?

The stage was set. The steamy house party had ended by late evening. A few participating couples had left quite 'satisfied'.

It was night now and our couple, Suzy and Lou, lay in bed wearing flimsy night clothes talking about how steamy the day was when the conversation took a sudden touchy turn.

The audience is treated to some private bedroom talk.
Couple in bed scene.
Take 1,
Lights,
Curtain draw. ACTION ...

= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =

Suzy - So....wot happened there? (the audience pull up their ears)

Lou (looking at the ceiling un-interestingly) - wot do u mean?

Suzy (referring to a guest earlier in the party) - why did she get all weird when I put my finger up your ass? (the watching audience gasps and some let out a sudden laugh)

Lou (now looking sideways at Suzy) - Oh yeaa...let's...let's backup a bit...why the hell DID u put your finger up my ass in the first place? (the audience is still snickering)

Suzy - I dunno.

Lou - we been married for 5 years, you've never done that before.

Suzy - well, u know, people do that sometimes. (some women spectators hoot aloud.)

Lou - They do? (Male spectators could be heard shouting 'oh yea, oh yea babyy')

Suzy - yea..they do.

Lou - uh...you ever done that before?

Suzy - yeaa...a lot. (Male spectators hoot and loudly ask for her phone number)

Lou - My gawd..really?

Suzy - Yea sure..I'm a nurse dummy, I do it to my patients.

Lou - Oh that way, ok. They teach u to put your finger up the ass when they train you to be a nurse??

Suzy - nooouaa....they don't..I'm experienced so I can now, ok?? Hey, don't sidetrack the topic mr. (Laughter from the audience)

Lou - Alright ok...so wot u saying really?

Suzy - Ok, so today I put a finger up your ass and I thought, hey maybe Lou would like this. (hoot from some men)

Lou - OK well...I don't. So cud u not do this any more??

Suzy (sitting up and irritated) - Oh, so u don't want anything up your ass but u wanna stick your dick up mine?? (the audience laugh loud. The women hoot loudly)

Lou - What???? Who said that???

Suzy - Well, don't all guys fantasize screwing women up their ass?? (The women shout, "oh yeaa..uh huh, they so do")

Lou (sitting up too)- No. I don't.

Suzy - Really? You don't?

Lou - Yea....I never understood that. I mean you're a millimeter away from the greatest place on earth. Why would anyone wanna go in someone's dried out lil ass for?? (the men shout, "loseerrrrrr")

Suzy - Ooh kayyy, you're kinda putting my asshole down here. (laughter from the audience)

Lou - I'm sure your asshole's fine. I never even seen it anyways.

Suzy - Well, u should. (more laughter. One man shouts 'Cmon..show your assole baby')

Lou (giving a weird look)- Why should I?

Suzy - Cuz I'm your wife. You should see my asshole. U should know everything about me. Wot if u needed to identify me? (People in audience laugh loud)

Lou (after some thought) - Identify you? Er...U mean if u have an accident where your teeth get destroyed but your asshole survives? (The audience cracks up big time. The laughter remains for minutes.)

Lou (straightening up) - Arright fine. I'll take a look. Wotever.
(Suzy bends and shows him her asshole) (the audience goes mad. Everyone is hooting loudly. A lot of people clap loud)

Lou (after a minute of scrutinizing Suzy's asshole) - Hmm..ummmmm, Well..your asshole's kinda....uh...good looking. Now that I seen it, I don't min.....

Suzy (cutting Lou's statement in between) - Oohhhhh... never gonna happen. Get back to sleep u asshole. Hmpphh !!! (the audience is hooting like crazy by now)

(The curtain draws but the clapping refuses to die down)


Conclusion - Your asshole is a part of you. Know it well. One day you might...er.. get identified by it !!

And oh really....wot's your identification?


194 Spoke their mind: yep, makes a difference !!

avdi said...

The ass in the hole is really cute. I would rather be cremated as unidentified !

Anand said...

Heyy Wookieee...wassup baby???? U liked it??
Yea grt to be back too. ;->

Anand said...

Hey Avdi.............. How u doin??? The ass in the hole. Haha. Yea I thot that wud some gud euphemism.

Hey no talks bout cremation. Id like u to live forever.

U may talk bout assoles if u like though. hyuk hyuk.. haha

avdi said...

There are plenty in my office, they wont fit into this one hole. I wish I could drop them all into the dead sea.

Anand said...

Lol Avdi.............I hv an idea - albiet a brilliant one.
U dnt hv to really drop them in to the sea. Since they r assoles anyways, all u need to do is TELL them that they have been dropped into the ocean and they will believe it. Assoles aft all u c???
Eh?? eh????? eh??????
Will work big time..trust me. Lol.

Anand said...

Avdi...but be sure ur standing way back. U dnt wana be pulled in too.

Self- Proclaimed Shoe Addict said...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha

Anand said...

Heyy Selfie........ Hahahaaa......ur laughter is bloody contagious. U got me laughing too. Lolz. U liked it so much??

Anand said...

Avdi...........That's how I imagined it. Ud be doin the right thing.

U fashion conscious by any chance?? Wt kinda skirt wud be wearing?? Aft all, that wud be an occasion, no?

Tanvi said...

Hehehehe...Now thats the kind of post I would love to read and comment on.

sorry G3..Have been away for quite some time. Have been missing talking to all of you.

Have some news for all of you. But in due time.

Anand said...

Hey Tanvi......Thanx ya. U liked it?? Lol.

Yea Im sure G3 was missin u too. How u doin??

The news..ahhhh. Wink wink. Eh??

Anand said...

Hey SHafi, wassup man???? Lolz, whacked is right.

Where did I get this?? Well....somethings r betr left untold. No?? :-)

Did u like it though?? Temme to wot level u think this is whacked. Haha

ARUNA said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy OMG..............................hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U r crazy nuts..........! Cannot stop laughing yaa............gosh!!!!
Where from u get all these crazy ideas.....so damn funny u know!!!Good that our Andy is back on track again!!!

Anand said...

Lolz Aruna. Thanx ya. Glad u enjoyed it. WH u like betr...Suzy or Lou?? haha

Hey I was always thr. If only blogging for me was 24/7, Id always remain here.

Rakesh Vanamali said...

Lol! That last statement summed it up all, I wish in my life it will be vice-versa! ;)

Anand said...

Hey Rak..........Lol. Well..wot can I say. I hv clicked my asshole and sent it for identification to the authorities. I feel identified now.

I will soon be an identified asshole.... officially.

Shafi said...

Nice question __ " Did u like it though?? "
HA HA HA. If any body is not going to enjoy this... he would be the dumbest ass in the world. I'm telling you man ...."YOU R CRAZY". You know, i was juz wondering where did u find this sh.... HA HA. Okay i cant read this anymore. Awsome !!

ARUNA said...

ha ha ha difficult choice boy.........i don't want to b partial to anyone!!!

Anand said...

Hey Shafi, Thanx bud. I think some amount of craziness is required to be a bit different to the world.
I remain different for the sake of being different. :-)

Anand said...

Cmon now baby.....it's ok to be be partial sometimes. Tell me Aruna.

Imp's Mom said...

omg... cant stop laughing ... the worst gotta muffle it...don't wanna explain why to my folks :D

man only u can come up with such stuff!!!

seriously...why is like the ultimate fantasy of every man?

Blogprince said...

Hey Impieee.......lol. yea well, it's fun writing such stuff.

I enjoyed a lot on the Obama post too. Asshole is most unexplored ya...that explains the fantasy. no?

workhard said...

Seriously u have an identity crisis ANDY... Blog Prince...LOL

good u send ur pic for an official Asshole identification....

Anand said...

Yea....wookiee......they say Im in the que. They need to get done with ur processing first.

workhard said...

No Andy... i lag far behind.. u already have sent it..Go check ur comment 23... and its such a long queue of Assholes.... i refuse to stay in that line...so i think i ll just pass.. but u.... since urs is already processing.. make sure u it up on ur "BLOG PRINCE" blog.. so only those who wish to view can go and check it out.. and I definitely will pass that...

I wonder if u are gonna use ur Asshole identification card for ur drivers liscence.. in that case.. ud be sitting reverse...LOL

Anand said...

hahahaa.......Im laughing so hard.... sitting reverse..

Sorry I laughed cuz I imagined YOU sitting that way. U said it like u hv experience. Uh..do u??
Haha

workhard said...

No BP.. i dont drive.. so it just has to be u..

since u already applied for it. it might as well serve multiple use..

I m so happy for you..u ve just added a feather in ur hat.. emm i meant an new form of identification;)

Anand said...

nahhh....I already hv my licence. So thr. But u can hv urs if u like it that way.

Anand said...

Im sure it wud suit too. Ohh yeaaaa..Ummmm think abuot it woookieee...

workhard said...

I still have a long way to go for that...
so this will help u more...

workhard said...

Yeah i look close but u perfectly match.. so it suits u better ...LOL

Anand said...

Lol. BUt I guess u can model for it if u want to. U got it in u, u knw. Yeaaa thats it. Saara go for it I say.

Anshu said...

Hi All..I am back..i know i know u guys were missing me..
Hey Andy how do u comeup wid such crazy thoughts??? where do u have ur brains?? anyways really loved reading this post.

Anand said...

Hey babyy.....How was Chinnai?? Yea Everyone was missing u, Im sure.

hey, U liked it???
Haha...My brains r well put in my head. It's grt to do somethin diff ya. Kuch hat ke, u know. :-)

Anshu said...

Chennai was grt. had lotsa fun and gained few kilos too...gona ask Rajeev for tips to shed those extra kgs.Really missed the blog for da past 10 days.

Tanvi said...

and horrified....at this scene...

4 days since the post and only 54 comments????

Sakshi said...

THUD!!! am ass down on the floor after seeing ur post that too thanks to Anshu for asking me why I have not been here....well my darn reader never showed up this ass hole post...guess my reader is censored and monitored by Saudi Arabia servers...grrrr

Sakshi said...

Andy Andy...ur teeth all ok?? coz I think the pain is too much for u to handle and that is why you came up with this rather painful post...ROFL!! what man I have so many things to comment but think I should shed my Sakshi identity and make a fake assy identity to comment here in public...sigh!!!

Anand said...

Tanvi..........'horrified' I liked the best. Hey I wonder how u look horrified. Hmmm. :-)

Ppl r busy yo. Like u r. So thats ok sometimes. More of this and I may not be able to take.

Anand said...

Ohh and btw...Tans..Ur maths calculation is jus like Sexy's. Totally sucks. Ur last comment had made it 55. haha. Sighhh.....

Anand said...

Yo Sexyy babyy..........throw ur reader away...Faar far awayy..... How dare it not show MY post????? How dare it, hmm?? Grrr....

Delete it..Purge it.....Or.....Make it stand far in the corner of the room. Make it write 100 times on the board..."I will always show Andy's post from now on. He fuckin ROCKS."
Heee

Anand said...

My teeth - No ok. Doctor no show yet. It pain. I jump all over. I become bunny.

This post. Haha. U liked??
Hey it wud make no difference wotsoever if u make a new id. The moment u write the first alphabet...I'd know it's YOU, wotever the name.

And hey....its a bloddy crime to restrict ur self like that. DOnt. Be free..say a u want.
Ok wot was it now??? :-) ;-)

Sakshi said...

I know its so hard to restrict myself especially when it comes to commenting on ur blog...me wondering if I should write it.......wot if someone disinherits me?? wot O wot will happen to the happy blog hopping H4 wife then....

My reader yeah am gonna send it all the way to Mumbai to andy...maybe it will learn to behave and treat a woman like me with respect in ur company...heee

Anand said...

Dont worry.. Go ahead and say ur mind. Aft all we both stay in democratic countries, no?

Besides...u say anything even remotely disinherited kind...u get a WHACK on ur lilly ASS with current day's newspaper and I make u write 100 times on the board..."I am a bad girl. I am a bad bad girl".
Koool??

Anya said...

Hey Anand
Thanks for your visit :)
You love also FUN I can see that on your blog ^__^
Great cooooooool blog you have :)
Greetings from Dutch
Anya :)
Kareltje =^.^=

workhard said...

Tanvi and Anshu.. yeah.. i think this blog is really sleeping...

time to wake up....

U know what so many times i thought to come over here for a quick fight... but Andy is an amateur.... i dont fight amateurs.. so i left it for someone to wake me....rather all of us...

Anand said...

Woookieee.........r u ok???? U r completely egging me on. No amateur here baby.

If I really begin telling...ull regret u said this. And when u do..Il click ur pic and paint it and present it to u so u remember whos the man here. Hee

Anand said...

And oh plzzz.....The G3 stuff doesn't scare me. Not even an ounce.

Anand said...

Hey Cursed...........thanx girl. Glad u liked it. :-)

Appreciate it.

Anshu said...

Hey Andy...u gonna prove wooo that u r a man??? wow go ahead.all da best.

BTW u forgot to thank me for calling sexy to comment on ur asshole.hahahah sounds so funny

Anand said...

Sighh Anshu... I had a feeling someone wud pick up on that. Not gonne prove me being A man....Gonna prove whos THE man if provked. There's a difference u know.

Haha.. Yea thanx for telling her about my sexy asshole. Oopsss came out rong. Lemme try again.

Thanx for telling Sexy about my asshole post. Ya, thats rite. Hee

workhard said...

LOL...Anshu.. i was just wondering my self why would Andy want to prove himself .. that hes a man..LOL..

BTW.. Andy.. im not trying to provoke u...its just the plain truth... something that u just cannot handle..

;)

workhard said...

And Oh plzzzzzz.. G3 scares the shit out of u and u have every reason to be scared!!!!!!!

Anand said...

hh there u again Wookie........U want the truth??? U cant handle the truth. (that was a dialog. Love it) hee.

workhard said...

OH.. i remember that dialogue.. wasnt it from "A FEW GOOD MEN"

Great dialogue but a horrible reply from u....

Damn andy.. seems like there only a few good women left over here..

Anand said...

Yep a Few gud men. Ur rite. Yep nly a few gud women... Ur not including urself in it , r u?

workhard said...

I think by now ur brains have sunk in ur ass and very shortly it will be flushed down ur asshole...

Sakshi said...

OMG well said woo!! I hope now andy will be down the closet searching for his brains?

workhard said...

SEXY.. HI FI.....

The closet is gonna be too dark for him to spot anything....

Anand said...

Ms Workhard........ur imagination is taking a leap. I hv built a free passage for my brain to go anywhere in my body wherever it chooses to....keepin in tandem with the country's democratic principles. U c?

Tanvi said...

Haha...There we are...back to discussion and debating

G3 against Andy.

God help u andy...

Howl out if u need any help...

P.S: By the way, sorry about the maths...forgot to include my 55th comment...

Imp's Mom said...

"The Man" huh? what is that? And why are men always claiming to be it? what is it with u guys? And exactly how is that proved?

And u knw, one does not see women proclaiming that they are "The Woman" or such rubbish... do you?? That's cause we don't need to prove anything to anybody.

Tanvi, sweet... always ready to help.

Anand said...

HI Impieee........Ill reply to your controversial backlash comment on the man thing.

But first...'Top Critics' is functional again. Unfortunately, I lost the previous total comment count given by everybody...but...hey atleast it's working again. Thanx for letting me know. :-)

Anand said...

Ok now Impieee.......WHo's claiming anything??? No one's trying to prove anything..least of all me.

It's a way of saying....I spoke about THE man..not A man....... CMONNNN.... !!!!

Anand said...

Tanvi.......Ill howl. Thanx. Lol.

And hota hai hota hai...bade bade sheheron main esi choti choti....something something... :-)

Uh....quick math test - simple que - wot's 2 sqr + 34 cube multiplied by 8 ?? Cmonnnnnnnnn it's simple.

workhard said...

LOL..Its funny how Andy took such a long time to think about your comment.. and still didnt manage to give an appropriate answer...

Ur are so right...about "The Man" crap....whats wid that..

workhard said...

Tanvi hon..we always need u here... and Andy.. she meant us.. G3 howl at her.. not u....'God help u' part was for u...

Anand said...

Wooahh excuse me ms........I was in a hurry, so I replied when I cud. Wts the problem??

It's no crap. It takes brains to understand..no?

Anand said...

yeaaa RIGHT............. Ur rite there.....I will jus say politely. It's G3 that HOWLS. hahaha..


FInally....ur rite. I agree with u. Lol.

workhard said...

I know.. it takes brains to understand...but urs gone down the drain.. sooooooo

so u took ur time..

Thats ok...

Take ur time... cause we not going anywhere..

Anand said...

I dont need to. I keep my brains held on to. Chek urs. eh? ;-)

workhard said...

yeah.. i know.. its trying to flush itself out but u holding on to it in ur ASS!!!!!!

Anand said...

HAhaa...U sly creature.. U made me think about the damn virus and u creeped in.

May I say .... U did a 'sexy' this time. Lol. I hope Sexy can sleep well aft this.

Anand said...

Yea yea..wotever......... next time ...the moment it reaches 90 something..Im not leaving it. Hah !

workhard said...

Entire G3 will sleep peacefullly....

Especially meeeeeeee

And the virus thing was not a trick...

Anand said...

Man..Woookie..it makes sense in a weird way that u hv come frm America...

Sakshi said...

Clap Clap Clap Woo...as long as it is not Andy who gets the comment crown I can sleep like Kumbakarnan. Great job gal.

Sakshi said...

Btw Woo and rest of G3 do let me know when Andy is ready to prove this...man thing...!!

Anand said...

Ohh for gosh's sakes....... It's a way of expression dude. Aggggghhhhh !!!!!

Anand said...

My dear Sexy....ur jus sulking cuz u missed the opportunity of prowling, hiding in the bushes, waiting for it to reach around 95 or so and then jumping in the open to make a clear 100.

So say it.

workhard said...

See Sexy..he just doesn't have an answer for this 'Man' Thing, thats why he is getting soooo frustrated..

Sakshi said...

Wooo...bade bade deshon main they say
Man thy name is frustration and u r born to loose to intelligent women!!
Hell Man you listening??

workhard said...

LOL...Sexy.. that was so right...Love ya for saying that..

Andy u...listening to that...

workhard said...

HAHAHAHA.....Impieee.. do u have more herbal or natural remedies for Him so he can give a sensible answer too..

Anand said...

Maa kasam...........somebody take me to Himalayas.
Sexy baby.....mind telling me who the 'intelligent' woman is here??? Plz be a bit non-obvious and point some one other than anyone in G3, will ya??? Dying to know.

Anand said...

Yea yeaa Impieeeeeee.....Open ur eyes and observe the word 'THE' ???

It's not 'A'. Plz dnt temme U need to know the difference, do u?

Ref## wasnt reqd. I knew the content of application anyways.

Anand said...

And I suggest You do yoga or something for better observation + join some english classes. Much needed. Sighh....Impiee.

workhard said...

Just wondering.. what u going to do in the Himalayas.... jump maybe..

FYI...G3 is synonymous with Intelligent!!!!!

Anand said...

Yea Jump with parachute on. Ur smart.

Synonymous...Hah !!! Plzzzzzzz

workhard said...

Make sure its Mt Everest..the highest peak..

Andy cannot handle the truth.......

See gals how hes reacting...

Anand said...

See girls?? wot???? R u complaining r telling on me??
Stool pigeon. Grow Up !!

workhard said...

Im just telling the girls how u crying and whining and sulking at the thought of us ladies being INTELLIGENT!!!!!!!

U just cant take it.. can u????????

Anshu said...

Hey Andy....u said u can prove it...we accepted...now y r u trying to argue so much and divert da topic?? anything wrong wid u??? now i am also curious to know da truth.

wooo plz keep me informed too if he ever agrees to prove da fact.dont wanna missout on anything.

Anand said...

Okkay...fine. Everyone here is highly intelligent?? Sighh...Im taking it very well actually. Hahaha.

Anand said...

I said I wud prove it?? And I asked for you to accept??? And u accepted too??? Lol. Funnier than ever.

Man..I seem to hv missed the story completely I guess.

I dont need to prove anything. Im content with the knowledge I have already.

Anshu said...

forget it....girls...this guy has definately got some problem and moreover he also has gajini syndrome....
he is trying his best to avoid the situation.its ok Andy we understand.

Anand said...

Yeaaa Anshu.............No idea wot u understood. But Im happy nevertheless. Lol.

Anshu said...

i understand that u have some problem cos of which u r trying to avoid the situation.

Anand said...

Anshuu................one question....WOT'S UR IDENTIFICATION????? wink.

Anshu said...

my identification is that i am a gud frnd of an asshole whose name is Andy.

Anand said...

very funny,no? Everyone will be really happy with this.

But fair warning - Do not..I repeat..DO NOT use this identification if u going to get a loan frm a bank. High % of chances U wont get it.

Shucks.

Imp's Mom said...

Anand... sigh...pls chk my comment again and tell me where I have said "A" instead of "The". I seem to have totally missed that point... :-P

My English is fine thank you very much!

Anand said...

One comment of mine and there's a huge bruhaha here. Ma kasamm. CHal you all sahi..me galat. Be happy.

And dont mistake this for surrender or something..I'm jus letting the topic go.

Sakshi said...

phoooosssssssssssssss....Andy ka hawa nikal gaya...and that too on this asshole post? *giggling uncontrollably*

Anand said...

hahahaa.. Ok that laf was on the joke. Otherwise my reaction - Booooo. to u. Bah !!

workhard said...

You letting go off the topic cause u just cant deal with too many intelligent women...

Admit it Andy!!!!!

Or maybe.. u just dont have an answer...

workhard said...

OOOOOPS!!!!!!!

LOL...


i think u should maintain ur cool.. when dealing with intelligent women.....

But thats good that u finally decided to give an answer to your Man thing...

But i guess u have time till tomorrow.. so that gives u plenty of time to think about it..

Anand said...

Tlll tomorrow? howz that?? Intelligent?? hmphhh...

prove it then.

workhard said...

Ok... I ll prove it...

Dumb people take more than a day to answer a simple question...

errr

Like u.........


There u go...

Anand said...

Wahhhh wahh...yep that's proven alright. I surrender my cap to the princess of castle intelligence.
Sighhh...........I hope u can sleep well tnite. :-)

workhard said...

Thanks Andy.. :D

But that will have to be an entire gang of Princesses...G3....

Tanvi said...

yippeeee

I dont know if 150 comments are a big deal...but i like the feeling..

Congrats Andy...

Tanvi said...

G3...thanks for insipiring...

I know why wookie and sexy work so hard to get the 1st and 100th comment....hahaha

Anand said...

Lol Tanvi. Neat way of grabbing the 150th. Ya some how I like the feeling of reaching 150 too.

Anand said...

Ohh and btw....Sexy doesnt work hard for it. She jus lies in wait till she can suddenly jump and grab it all and then make a big hoot and cry about it. Sly creature she is.

The moral of the story is..no one lets me have the pleasure of it myself.

Sakshi said...

Congrats Tanvi 100th 150th 175th 200th....all are very much wanted and valuable here...and the point is to not let andy get any.. *evil grin*

Sakshi said...

Andy it's better to be sly and happy than not to be able to prove ahem what you are...and get frustrated?? Yo man u listening?

And yeah I will hoot and roar when I get the comments coz u see I am a woman....*showing her witchy grin*

Anand said...

Yea yea Sexy babyyyy....now u cant do anything except say congrats. Tanvi grabbed ur chance..She was faster than u.

Man..U must be fuming eh??? Screw the G3 thing and say it loud. U arent the one to pretend, r u?

Anand said...

Not able to prove?????? Know wot....Ill let that go and not comment on that for now.

Ur a woman?? Ohh ok. If u say so. wink wink.

Anshu said...

Andy ...whats this thing abo proving who is a man and who is a woman again . what is the confusion all abo??? am i missing out on something???

Anand said...

THE....Anshu..it's 'THE man' not 'A'. And it's a mere way of saying things.

Ur missing nothing. It's all crap. Nobodys trying to prove anything. Fget it, don't bother. :-)

workhard said...

Andy.....Whats the whole point of 'The Man thing' .. and since u mentioned it.. u were trying to prove it...what happened to that...

Anand said...

Hey u guys r jus playing with me I know, ok? So I wont ans that one wookie.

Ohh man...do I ever need someone to rescue me here.

Anand said...

I do. The answer is clear. I am stupid....to say things that is difficult for anyone to understand. SO I shud shut up whenever I can.
Sighhhhh......

Anand said...

Yea yea.. I do. Gosh. To make this man thing go away...Ill admit to anything.

workhard said...

Nahhhh... we d want that to haunt u for the rest of ur blog life :D

Anand said...

Lol. U wait till u make a new post baby. I make things that will haunt u fr a long time. U jus wait.

And have u completed our painting by the way??

workhard said...

ANDY...


That still doesnot solve "The Man" issue...

"The Man" here is really dumb!!!!

Anand said...

Ms Suzy.....haha..
Im not the kind to be scared of such things babyy. uh....wot about the painting??

workhard said...

Im gonna take my own sweet time for that one.. if i decide... what to paint...

And yeah.. my painting... is a way for u to bail ur self out when u dont have am answer...

Anshu said...

#166 Andy...u will admit to anything????? wooooowwwww . woooo how cud u miss this statement of his????
G3 wake up...we need to call an emergency meeting to decide as to what to make him admit.

Imp's Mom said...

whoa!!! somebody's hollering for helpppppp!!!!!!!!!!

:P

btw still curious..... what does the expression "The Man" mean? seriously!

Imp's Mom said...

have u done something with the comment settings? every time I hit post comment it gives me the Preview ??!!

Anand said...

Hahaha.... Anshu........Relax. Keep ur shirt on. I won't admit to anything.

I jus wanted to giveo ut a simiar looking statement. So this 'admit statement' is jus like the other 'the man' statement. I knew someone wud pick up on the 'admit thing' too.

Jus cuz I don't hv to admit anyting cuz I haven't done anything..similarly I don't hv to prove any man thing for no reason.

Understand??? If u didnt...no worries. I didnt either. Haha

Anand said...

Tanvi..........lol. Ur joy is contagious here. Congrats on the 175th. Haaha.

Anand said...

Impiee.....Hollering was right.

Ok, well glad u asked. Well u c, When someone achieves something or wins something..or something happens because of a p'ticular person's hard work...then....regardless of the sex of that person.......we say....."You're THE MAN. heyy..who's the man?? YOU're the man". get it?? AL in joy and in jubilation. Whew...

Anand said...

Ohh I did tinker with the comment feature but I seriously think the comment edit feature is by Blogger. I guess it's with every blog now.

workhard said...

Anshu hon... thanks for noticing that... i completely missed it!!!!!

will admit to anything huh!!! Good

We ll use this at the approprite moment...

ARUNA said...

finally i cud make it today to c wat........still the same asshole, errrrr ass in the hole!!!!Andy 183 comments r enough to bring the ass out of the hole yaa!

Anshu said...

Ya Ya Andy understood... look I will explain. you said in your #178 " cuz I don't have to admit anyting cuz I haven't done anything..similarly" .....you don't have to prove that you are a man cos you are not one???? ooooopppppsssss yaaaa?????

Anand said...

Finally eh, Aruna?? Yep still the same ass in the hole.

Reminding u nce again.. - Change to FIREFOX now.

Anand said...

Anshu...very funny. Ur logic is quite logical. Lekin tere saamne I agree.

Meri dost mahaan, mera desh mahaan. Hee.

Anand said...

Hey Deepika, finally I see a small nice comment after a significant fight with everybody here.
Thanx. ;-)

ankita mehta said...

hahahaaaaaaaaahahaha!

Verdict- "key to blissful marriage- know your better half's asshole well."
wink..............y!

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