Thursday, June 11, 2009

Now you think like that girl.. #124

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The farm where it all happened

According to a few researches, now common knowledge,  humans use only about 10% of their brain functionality and capacity in their entire lives. While some label this as myth, some readily accept it.

And so I come to the present.
I had earlier put up a VISUAL RIDDLE in the blog. The response and the interaction was completely awesome. My friends, my blog visitors and I myself lapped it all up completely. It was fun and I realized how intelligent my blog audience was. Way more than i could ever be - VERY !! Man, they blew me away to the top of the cocoNUT tree. :-)

And when they suggested I put up more riddles, it was GAME ON.

Riddles are fun to solve but not all the time. But this time, instead of just putting up another one, I got something better. I have here with me what is commonly known as 'Lateral Thinking Order' story for you.

You are required to think absolutely LATERAL and take into account only what the story offers.

What is Lateral thinking?
It's a way of looking at a problem from various angles instead of tackling it head-on. An attempt, if you must, to solve a problem by using non-traditional methods in order to appreciate new thought concepts and ideas.


So, nothing external, no imagination or assumption required. Lateral thinkers are known to reach at answers before logical thinkers do.

(Attn G3 gang :- No prizes here. This is just a riddle and I'm a poor man. Can't afford nothing. Although, if any one from the dreaded G3 gang solve this problem, I promise to put up the chaddi fevicon for a whole week - no more. :-) )


So without much ado, story Shuru...

Begin Story

A bloody long time ago.....Ok, maybe a few years back...Ok, I don't really know when...but in a small village somewhere, a stupid farmer had the misfortune of owing a large sum of money to a village moneylender. The leech moneylender, who was as ugly as they make 'em, fancied the farmer's sexy big ass daughter.(some glamour quotient here.)

So he proposed a bargain. He said to the farmer, "Ello' farmie boy, listen, that sexy hot daughter babe of urs, I wanna make mine...aka marry. You let me do that and I forgo your debt, wot say?"

Both the Farmer and his daughter were horrified by the proposal...more so by his language. The daughter shouted to his father, "eeeeeekssssss, no ways papupapi. U sell me, I don't care but I ain't marrin' this shit lay."

So upon being denied of this by the Farmer, the cunning money-lender suggested they play a gamble with luck, on that one. If luck's on their side, they would be kool n' free but not otherwise. And the farmer said "Yo".

So he took them to a road that had a lot of black and white pebbles. He told them that he would put a black pebble and a white pebble into two empty money pouches and mix them up. The sexy mama would have to pick one pebble from the pouch without sayin' ouch.

But of course there are 3 simple conditions on that.

A) If she picked the pouch with the black pebble in it, she would become his wife and her Father's debt would be forgiven. The girl shouted, "eeeksss,abba-dabba-jabba,NNoo."

B) If she picked the pouch with the white pebble in it, she need not marry him and her father's debt would still be forgiven. The farmer said, "Yo baby".

C) But if she refused to pick a pebble all together, her father would be thrown in prison. The farmer thought, "booo to you, assbitch".


So, they all stood on the pebble strewn path in the field. As they talked, the moneylender bent over to pick up the 2 colored pebbles.

But cunning as he was, he quickly picked up two BLACK PEBBLES instead of 1 white and 1 black one and hurriedly put them into both the pouches, got up and smiled cunningly.

What he didn't realize though, was that the chick standing with him was not jus an average, dumb village blond. She was smart with sharper brains on her. (weird. I shouldn't have picked a blond for this story. This goes against dumb blond tradition rules. Well, what the heck). So, she had noticed this but she didn't let anyone know. Not yet.

He then asked the Chickie Maria to pick a pebble from the bag and pray hard for lady luck to be on her side.

End of Story


NOW, our aim is of course to achieve point B - to out-fool the money lender in his own game. Put yourself in the girl's shoes, sizzle a bit, FEEL the curves and think HARD. What would you have done if you were the girl? (No sexual thought plz. No anti-sexual thought either plz)

We, of course don't wanna do any of the following. To do any of these would mean you lose bitterly and u get humped by an old ugly duck...EVERYDAY. Your choice.

1. The chickie should refuse to take a pebble.
2. She should show that there were two black pebbles in the bag and expose the money-lender as a cheat.
3. She should pick a black pebble and sacrifice herself in order to save her father from his debt and imprisonment.


But this is traditional, normal and average thinking.
What we wanna do is think Lateral, out of the box, think cunning. You do that and you would realize the wonderful possibility on how you can achieve STEP B. It's so easy, you would want to be that hot mama yourself. Wink.

The sexy chick did a trick and got to point B.
She knew how to do it, so she did it, u see?
Could YOU have done it, if you were in her place?
Answer that one, c'mon make haste !!


LET'S SEE YOU TRY. Go Tiger !!! THINK !!

The answer has now been put up on comment no 124. Enjoy.

233 Spoke their mind: yep, makes a difference !!

Sakshi said...

aioo ji spelling mishtake for honour...but me not gonna delete the first one...

Sakshi said...

Can't she be just a woman and talk non stop and pick a white pebble from the ground without the two men noticing and show it came from the pouch she put her hand into?? If the money lender refuses any way his cunningness can be exposed no???

Need to do a bit of work around here and will think more ways to bash you up....I feel so guilty for giving your previous post too much peace on your bday...

ARUNA said...

OMG where do u get all these ideas from...it took me 10mins to read the whole post and understand it...huh!!! Kya yaar tu bhi museebat mein daal deta hai!

Even i need to do some ground work now, enough tensions already and this is one more on top!
I think G3 should have a serious chat now!

Razzer said...

Sexy.............Im honored cuz of your honour...uh.... honor. ;-)

Speling mistake is ok. Big big place main small small things keep happening.

ARUNA said...

Ohh man still scratching my head.....i wish there were a b c d options!!!!

Razzer said...

Hey Aruna...........See the moment u said it took u 10 minutes to read it, I hv reduced it a lot....immediately editing and throwing away wot was not needed. ;-)

Hahahaa.....im jus trying to tickle your brains u c.

Razzer said...

Well Sexy....She is a woman and she does talk too much. I know her personally.

Uh..the leech is cunning too u c. So no fooling him there.

Think harder. I hope u aren't able to solve it.

Razzer said...

Hahaha Aruna.........Life is not so easy sometimes u know..like havin options to solve things.

Im imagining u scratching ur head over it.
Hint; Its easy. Hee

Razzer said...

Aruna huny...Relax.....Go ask everybody. Ask ur hubby dear. Maybe he'd know. :-) Wot say??

workhard said...

Andy Boy.. always picture women in trouble HUH!!!!
I think she should pick up a white pebble and slide it in like sexy said...

Andy what wd u do if u were that gal?????

Ok....i think i have to do some lateral thinking and get back...

See how easily he wants to end this.. warned G3 in the post itself...

Razzer said...

Wookieee......yo.

For u ONLY....Ill allow you to do any kinda thinking u like. :-)

Jus dont hv me in ur thots and dont let the thots be about war in any way.


Yeahh G3 had to be warned. I had to feel safe u c?

workhard said...

U have to feel safe? From G3?


Hmmmmm.....That says it all..


Im going back to my brainstorming session and will be back only if some weird idea pops up in my head....

Razzer said...

Best of luck baby. I know u wont get it. Hee.

If u do, I shall be ready with that damn fevicon.

wishesgalore said...

hello there!!
let me give you the answer:))

that daughter will pick one pouch and threw its content(the black pebble ofcourse) in that pebble strewn path..now as there will be no means to find which pebble she choosed, they will have to see which pebble is in the other pouch.Since it will be black,it will be assumed that the daughter picked white and hence She ll be free!!!!!


agree with workhard though, alwayz picturing women in trouble,Huh??? but they know how to come out...lol!!

wishesgalore said...

btw, any prizes here??
lol, ur "abba dabba nabba" jargon reminded me of that hindi movie( i forgot the name:() hehehe

Anshu said...

Hey i also knew the answer while i was reading the post...its sooo simple.anyways congrats wishesgalore i am sure Andy will give u da gift as ur not a member of G3 as yet....over to u Andy.

Imp's Mom said...

looks like wishesgalore has got it right...

btw like the peeping tom :)

10V said...

The girl put her hand into the moneybag and drew out a pebble. Without looking at it, she fumbled and let it fall onto the pebble-strewn path where it immediately became lost among all the other pebbles. "Oh, how clumsy of me," she said. "But never mind, if you look into the bag for the one that is left, you will be able to tell which pebble I picked." Since the remaining pebble is black, it must be assumed that she had picked the white one. And since the moneylender dared not admit his dishonesty, the girl changed what seemed an impossible situation into an extremely advantageous one.

Sakshi said...

Wishy you have hit the right answer absolutely right.....now Andy being the cunning money lender that he is will try to wriggle out from awarding you...but don't worry that is why G3 is here. We are so happy to have you here at our place and will see to it that justice prevails and Andy awards you..

Anshu said...

No No as andy said no gifts this time for G3.let her collect her gift first and then join G3 .
but dont worry wishesgalore...we will support u.

G3 said...

Tanvi dahlin ....wishesgalore has already given the answer.

workhard said...

I wonder how the favicon wd look on the blog.. i think it ll look good.... i m looking forward to seeing the favicon..:)

wishesgalore said...

hi ya..thank you sakshi,workhard,anshu for the support **bowing my head and ear-to-ear smiling**:))
see, the cunning organiser;)) of the puzzle has vanished from the scene now!!
btw i think i m missing something, whats this G3?? ** my this question reminds me of that ad 'ye PSPO kya hain',hehehe**

Ava said...

wishy tanvi got it right i think. whts with you man, why do we have to prove our iq everytime we visit you?

thoda entertain karo ni..

amit said...

I got this as a email sometime back.
Of course, with my average inside the box thinking, I could not find the answer to save my life. :)
But, now I know!

Razzer said...

Yo yo yo Wishy washie...... Wassuuuupp??? Is THAt your answer????? Well.....Now is not the time for me to give out the judgment.
But u can give it another shot if u like. Go for it.

Think of 'workhard' and work harder at it. :-)

Razzer said...

And hey Wishy babyyy....PRIZES???? Shhhhhhhhh. ABSOLUTELY NO PRIZES. Wot utrying to do here,kill me????

Razzer said...

Anshu........ U knew the answer??? Wot BULLCRAP. Opportunist. Behti ganga main haath dhona isse bolte hain.

But..solid ha. Chance pe dance n all eh?? good good.

Razzer said...

Tanvi..........Quite "coincidentally", ur answer matches Wishy washy's. U get another chance to change it, modify it maybe. Wanna do it??

Razzer said...

Sexy baby...............Why? Were u there when Wishy was hitting the right answer??? Wot did she do?? Hit the crap outta the right answer, eh?? lol.

Razzer said...

Hey I'm not the cunning money lender...I'm your baap here.
And me has realized one thing here. You all are prize blind..as in..it don't matter if I write it in block letters - no prizes. You guys so conveniently ignore it big time. Grrrrrrrr

Razzer said...

Vandy...........Your're confused?? I'm confused on why u r confused.

Razzer said...

Hey Woookiee,wassup?? Thanx for the invitation to wishy washy. Grr. But maybe then I get to dub her too. Heee

Razzer said...

G3 ?????? What the??
Damit. I'll hv to stop anonymous commentators now. But Somethin strongly suggests this cud be the innovative handiwork of none other that our own - our favorite - the babe frm the US of A -
S. E. X. Y. Sexy..OWN UP !! YO.

Razzer said...

Hahahaa...Wookie....first of all..Im not tellin if that's the right answer yet.
And 2nd of all, thankfully no one frm G3 answered it first (presuming wishy's ans is right). Whew...
So...no fevicon yet. Wink.

Razzer said...

Hey Wish tank........... How bout a bit of bowing here as well??
No disappearing. I was gearing up. Puting my war gear on. Steel undies n all.

N' ur right. I don't get it myself. Wot's G3 anyways?? Abba-dabba-jabba. Hahahaa..

Razzer said...

Avdi........I notice u have NEVER actually answered any of the riddles ever. No proving IQ for u, eh? Heee. Wink wink. Madam Smarty pants.
Ok, next time, I entertain. No guarantees though.

Razzer said...

Amit boy.........Haahaha.. No worry there. Who ponders over stuff over emails anymore though. It's blogs ppl r on to now.
And now u don't know..not yet. Patience my friend.

10V said...

@ Wishy: G3 gang will give u a royal welcome once You get andy to admit that Ur answer was correct. Ofcourse we will help u in every way possible..So dont worry...Hum tumhare saath hai..lol

@andy: dude...I am keen to know how you wiggle yourself out of this...and just to be on the safe side, I have checked all the hyperlinks on this blog...so u cant play that trick again on us.

WHAT SAY G3 ????

Razzer said...

Ohhh and Woookie....ur work of Art is simply AWESOME. Loved ur paintings. All of em. :-) U go girl. Very nice.
Everybody....Check out her paintings on her blog.

Razzer said...

Tanvi.......dude u know....I knew someone wud try n act smart on that.So I had intentionally put the hyperlinks on to the answers that Wishy and u gave.

Beta.....Jis school main tum padte the na..uss school ke hum principal the.

Imp's Mom said...

jeezz..... ur blog and u dont knw!!! who is that looking over the fence just above the title of the post? :P

and school princi, excatly how long are we supposed to wait for results to be announced? ;-)

workhard said...

Hey Andy.. what u saying is both Wishy and Tanvi are right.... which means.. and Tanvi's part of G3 so we finally get to see the favicon....Yippeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

workhard said...

And one more thing Panda bear..

THANK YOU sooo much for those nice comments about my paintings.. :)

Razzer said...

Ohhh.....him?? Ive kept him there specially to keep you and everybody else in check.

The results comin in sooon. i wont test everybodys patience.

Razzer said...

Wooo......Ms Smarty chickie. Assuming Wishy hit on the right answer, She hit it first. Tanvi later. So No G3..So..No Fevi con either.

10V said...

kya yaar andy...i never win anything here...sometimes coz of ur inteligence..or my late answer...this is so bad...

Razzer said...

This time Late answer. So sorry. Waise bhi, Wishy aur tune copy past hi maara hai kidhar se. Sach bol.

10V said...

Riddles are fun to solve but NOT all the time. But this time, instead of jus' putting up another one, I got something better (picked up from another site of course).

DUDE THESE ARE UR LINES FROM THE BLOG...

SO IS IT WRONG THAT WE FOUND THE ANSWERS FROM SOMEWHERE AS WELL....WE ARENT TAKING CREDIT ANYWHERE FOR SOLVING THIS RIDDLE...

Razzer said...

Hi Tanvi....Good u said u aren't taking credit. That also means it wasnt really ur ans. So no fevi con either, rite?? Logical enuff. Hee

Lateral thinking this or logical?? haha

workhard said...

Hey Andy... just curious.. what gift do u have for Wishy?????

BTW... u kinda being unfair to Tanvi.... we ll have to keep that in mind.. that u can be veeerrrrrry unfair.. u never mentioned that the prize was for only one person.. u should have been specific u know..


U lucky i didnt get the right answer.. cause if i were in Tanvi's place... i would have really taken u down!!!!!!!!!

Razzer said...

Wha???? Gift?????

No body's gettin' no gift here. I nev mentioned the prize was only for one person. Ur right. Simple cuz there was not supposed to BE any prize.

YEa baby.....I know u wud hv taken me down. ;-)
I wud hv loved that...wink wink wink.

workhard said...

Ur supposed to give Wishy something.. she got the right answer.... ur supposed to award her for the right answer...

Razzer said...

Ahhhh.......U hvnt read the post properly then my sweet heart. No prizes, no gifts on this one..

And I hv specially mentioned it for G3. Cuz I know u guys well.. grrr...

I hope now I dont hv to go underground...

workhard said...

Well Tanvi still gave the right answer so u need to put the favicon on ur blog....

Razzer said...

Well....Wishy gave it first. And shes no G3. So No fevicon. Woohooo..

workhard said...

U never mentioned 'first' person only...

Anyways..think about it by the time i get back.. im a lil tied up right now..


And even Sexy and Anshu are expecting gifts for wishy..

Razzer said...

For Wishy?????????? Fer Gosh's sakes... U gotta be kidding me.
I haven't even announced if anyone's got it right yet. Damm.

Wishes wishes wishes... Sighh...

workhard said...

Now Now Andy boy.. make a newcomer welcome hre... It would definitely be a nice gesture...

Razzer said...

Woookieee..Now THAT is a different thing all together. Welcoming.

Wishy Washy is always welcome here. Hey Wishy....WELCOOMEEEEEE to my humble, crazed out space that's really virtual and virtually REAL.

Plz dont join any gangs that havent authenticated themselves yet. These girls r dangerous.

Welcum. Hee

ARUNA said...

arey Andy, now i'm able to login again.......don't know what's wrong, its not only with ur blog, i'm facing the same prob with some other blogs too!!!!!!
I was trying to c if somebody had an answer for ur puzzle but tht's the speciality of ur blog....it goes off the track he he, anyways i cudn't find an answer still bud!!!!

ARUNA said...

And u know wat i asked my husband to help me and his answer was "Gimme a break" :((.

workhard said...

One for Tanvi and one for Wishy .... that answers the who part

When.. in ur post.. if anyone from gives a right answer

Why cause thats fair enough for all

Razzer said...

Aruna..........Haha.....Well...he got a break then.

Im enjoying this feeling of u worrying ur pretty lil head n this. Plz dont shoot me when we meet sometime.

Razzer said...

Ohhhh My woookiee....Hmmmm.........U know..I actually Liked the way u answered that one Woo.

Now im thinking. tic tok tic tok. BUt I think Wishy is no where to be found so she's out and it's convenient for me. And Tanvi...well.....hmmmm.. now......

Let's see. D u wanna take Wishys gift in case I decide t give it?

workhard said...

I donot want Tanvis Gift..

We would get to c the favicon because of Tanvi's answer.. so its a tribute to her and treat for all of us!!!! ;)

Razzer said...

Ahhhhhhh....now no mention of Wishy anymore??

SO Cruel - this world. SO unfair - this duniya.. SIghh...

workhard said...

What makes u think i forgot about wishy....

That was just an answer to ur question..

Wishy gift is still on

Razzer said...

So koool eh??? Jus liek a politician. first u fget and when i remind u, u turn ur comment and say u didnt.

First ur the leader and suddenly ur not..nw u demand gifts for others...
hmmmmmmm.........

workhard said...

No bodys the leader here..

And secondly.. i just want whats fair for G3 members and thats fair..


And deep down inside u know it too..

Razzer said...

Heyyyy here comes the "I" again. Yeaheeeeeyyyy...

See, u cant leave the I ...100 times u try. Yet u cant.

hey u think they hv left u alone to fight the big burly me?? tsk tsk poor u yaar. That sowt I think deep down.

workhard said...

And dont start the I and we thing again.. if all of us are there then we wont allow u to breathe.. so consider urself lucky...Panda bear

PurpleHeart said...

The one my brain can utmost think of is the one a few readers have put out here already. The girl purposefully letting the pebble mix into the road and ask him to open the other one....how about that ?????

wishesgalore said...

whoa, big debate,yeah...
thanks workhard n tanvi for keeping a good fight with the riddle-maker:))

n i m back!!!

@andy, either u tell us that the answer is not correct or u gift the deserving persons* uhmm uhmm* (me n tanvi)..:))

10V said...

One second thot...If the gift is Fevicon..I wud definitely want that...

Andy c'mon darling...be a sweetheart and give it to me baby...aha ahha

HAHAHa

workhard said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Andy boy....


Wishy is back!!!!

and yeah Tanvi hon.. ur gift would be a fevicon..

Shafi said...

Hi, anand . . Do u really know the answer. And u r telling those answer given above are not up to u. Is that it?

Imp's Mom said...

5 days up dude...out with the results already!!!

Tanvi, next time if u'r on a riddle post first maybe... just maybe u'll end up wining :P

wishy u gotta join the gang, this way next time the fevicon will be in place.

Razzer said...

Oohhhh squash the big U. Lol. Wassup with Panda Bear?? Woo??
;-)

Razzer said...

Hey Purpleheart.......How u doin?
Well.....If your brain has the exact same ans as of the one already given...ur jus following the beaten path. As in.. ur following the logical path and going by THEIR lateral ways. Can u think one of ur own? Think wt u wud hv done had u been in the girl's place?

Razzer said...

Yo Wishyyy.... Ur back Arnold stylie. "I'll be back". eh? lol. I liked ur ''uhmm uhmm". Haha.

Razzer said...

Relax Wooookiee dahling.....I know Wishy is back. But....SO AM I. The answer is coming tomorrow - the 16th of June 09. I shall decide then. Cross ur fingers. :-)

Razzer said...

Shafi dude.........I certainly DO know the answer. The ans above maybe...jus maybe one of the ones that is right.

The right ANSWER(S) IS COMING TOMORROW - 16th JUNE 2009. Wait for it.

10V said...

I am sure there is a typo error andy...and for YOUR safety..i hope u meant to type BORN star...Or u know how mad i can be...???

GRRRR>>>

Razzer said...

Yea yea It was a typo. uhhh...mad as a bull?? Cow?
Yea ur a Born star...not a porn star..
lemme be correctomando here, don wan no war..
tu jeeti main gaya haar.
shucks those rhymes were so bekaar.

ekta khetan said...

Zimple..girl will take any of the pouch, quickly open and carefully throw the black pebble amidst the cluster and ask the farmer and the lender boy to open other pouch and see the stone color…she wins hands down…its not that clever…read this quiz some plce long back..wink wink…

ekta khetan said...

Zimple..girl will take any of the pouch, quickly open and carefully throw the black pebble amidst the cluster and ask the farmer and the lender boy to open other pouch and see the stone color…she wins hands down…its not that clever…read this quiz some plce long back..wink wink…

Razzer said...

The results cmin up tomo Impiiee dude.

Wishy...once again. Dont join any gang. U might end up paying for the party. Wink.

Razzer said...

Numero.............Not that clever. Agreed. But that's not the point.

The point is if that is lateral thinking. U think it is?

Sakshi said...

Ok ok it's all mine.....1st, 2nd. 3rd and the 100th....mugambo khush hua

Sakshi said...

Hey Andy have a couple of business things to sort out with you..

1. I go out for two days and come back to see this place all haywire...so am suggesting when any of the G3 members are on a vacation we gonna put up a sign on this blog saying "Closed for Comment Repair". makes sense no?? coz it's so difficult to come back and get a hang of wots going on in here.

2. I don't comment anonymously and wot ever ur crappy brain says G3 is not me...and my intelligent brain says it's you Andy Panda trying all ur tricks to divide G3...Kuttil Aaandy...u are..

Sakshi said...

3. Any new person hitting on your blog is automatically considered as a G3 member unless of course they are mad enough to proclaim their love to you....so any right answer is a G3 answer....so WISHY gets a prize by default..

4. Andy Andy Andy.....heee...me lovin this..being back here..

Razzer said...

Yo American Mugambo....wassup??? Eat first and chew ur food.

Guess wot? Im deleting ur 100th one. Heee..

Razzer said...

And hey Sexy.....haywire is I the way I like it. That's the way ..ahha ahhaa
I like it...ahha ahhaa... Winkie.

Nahh I know That g3 was YOU. That way of thinking is right up ur alley. Now CONFESS.

Razzer said...

Hahahaha.....ur 3rd point formula has been sent for consideration. But since it was a logical explanation, not lateral...I doubt it wud be cum back with an OK stamp.

U were missed. Welcme back. ;-)

Imp's Mom said...

Sakshi!!! Welcome Back gurl!! missed u ... :D

dude ur so wrong abt her being the g3 one!

:P

Sakshi said...

Andy Boy ek kaam ki baath bathaon?? If you just be a little nicer you can win all of us at G3 rather than resorting to Kuttil(cunning) ways....ME NOT THE ANON COMMENTER period...

Right up my alley the only thing I see now is a Hammer...it really needs to go down on someone's Kuttil Brain..

You send my points for consideration...whatte jhoke aandi?? Who would you sent it to?? All the bloggers here are G3...hee...You send it as a riddle or bhat phor ur next post??

Impy danks for that hearty welcome...

Razzer said...

Impieee......Sexy's got that wierd thinkin brain..far as I believe.
But then.....U r not so innocent either u know. Hmmmm

Razzer said...

Eh...Kuttile garl.....dooount trai and make me maaad nou.

Yits nou betweend that ##$$@@ Anon commentatoorr yand me. So mind it !!

10V said...

Haha...Kitille andy.

Its nice to have u back Sakshi...

We are all trying to make sure the g3 doesnt fall apart withut u around...so u shud be proud.

**its nice to see noone suspecting me as the anon commentator..lol

R. Ramesh said...

hey buddy.thanks again..your humourous comment indeed is a major source of motivation

Sakshi said...

Ramesh no credit for any of us G3 members for making this blog lively?? sobs...so..so..bs

Razzer said...

Nitu................Next is What?? Next is something comin up in Love Ladder. Sooon.

Razzer said...

Ramesh.... Yep.. Im a major source for a lot of things. Troubles for 1. :-)

Razzer said...

Sexy..........baby he was talkin bout my comment in HIS blog. Here toh all u G3s share the same queenly bed together. All motivated with one aim only - How to trouble....poor innocent lil Andy. Sobby.

Anshu said...

Hi all whats this fight gng on about the G3 comment??? ok i have an idea..let Andy ask the guy on top of the blog, whom he has employed to keep a check on us..i am sure he shd know..

we will also come to know if he is doing his duty properly or jus having a good time looking at us. what say girls????

Razzer said...

Anshu..........Haha...Ur rite. I asked him. But I hv a feeling that G3 person has tried her...uh.... womanly skills on him. (Damn the lucky dude)

So now he wont tell me.

Razzer said...

Numero.... NO problemo. Im announcing he answers now. U check em out urself.

Anshu said...

u really asked him???? donno y but i have a strong feeling its U.

Razzer said...

OK OK..All OF YOU GATHER AROUND. HERE ARE THE ANSWER(S). AND I'M GOING UNDERGROUND AFTER THIS.

WISHY GOT IT RIGHT AND TANVI FOLLOWED SUIT.

RIGHT ANSWER 1:
The girl put her hand into the moneybag and drew out a pebble. Without looking at it, she fumbled and let it fall onto the pebble-strewn path where it immediately became lost among all the other pebbles. "Oh, how clumsy of me," she said. "But never mind, if you look into the bag for the one that is left, you will be able to tell which pebble I picked." Since the remaining pebble is black, it must be assumed that she had picked the white one. And since the moneylender dared not admit his dishonesty, the girl changed what seemed an impossible situation into an extremely advantageous one.

OR

RIGHT ANSWER 2:
The girl uses her power of being a woman, winks at the money lender,goes close to him,keeps a hand on his shoulder and whispers to him, "buddy, I've seen ur black pebble act. If U wanna still go on with this thing - fine, I'll expose u big time. U ready for it?" The money lender knows wot's coming to him if he doesn't back off. So he back off. End of story. Everybody happy.

OR

RIGHT ANSWER 3:
The girl pulls a fast one on the leech money lender. She announces loudly and boldly that not only is she ready to marry him rite now but pay off his debt too IF he can instead pull a white pebble from any of the the bags. Since he is elder, out of respect she would like to give him that opportunity to pick a pebble. Obviously, that's impossible since both bags contain black ones. Sachhai ki jeet hoi.

OR

RIGHT ANSWER 4:
The girl tries out her acting skills. She drops to the ground screaming that the money lender is a male witch aka warlock and everyone needs to kick him out of the village. God has jus whispered that to her in her ears right now. She announces that if she is right, to open the pouches and every one will see that both pouches now contain blank pebble that god has himself changed as proof.

OR

RIGHT ANSWER 5:
She chooses one of the pouches and takes out a black pebble and announces that that is a white pebble and convinces everyone that the money lender is color blind. Lol.

BUT HOLD UP...........

All of the above is lateral thinking. But Wishy and Tanvi both, in most probability, got it from some other site and didn't actually use their own heads. Wishy n Tanvi....cmon, admit it. If they had, I wud hv gone all out and happily put the fevi con up. But, I dont see that happening now. Sad.

Btw, me taking it from anther site is ok, cuz it's a question - plus I was honest about it too. Geetha ki kasam...ooopss I mean...Geeta ki kasam. Lol.

Geetha said...

oye...mere kasam mat kha...i dont wanna die so soon.. abhi maine duniya hi kahaan dekhi hai???

Razzer said...

ARee sachhi kasam khayi hai. JYOTI agni ko SAKSHI maan kar bol raha hoon.
Haha.

Geetha said...

aur tum SAARA duniya ko bhool gaye??? u in trouble baby.

Razzer said...

No I was WISH(y)ing to get everyone. Jus waiting fr a perfect time for that.

Geetha said...

Perfect time???? for u???? Keep waiting ...

If wishes were horses............lol.

Geetha said...

shut up....dont try to twist words...anyways i am not in a mood to fight wid u...i will send our(G3) spokesperson(wookie)to handle u .

Razzer said...

Ohhhhhh SO is that wot Wookie is here for??? Smart you guys. Smartly You guys dont say anything ans send Wookie in the front to fight.
SHucks man.

But very smart. hmmm.

wishesgalore said...

hehe lol anand...u wont miss an oppurtunity of leg-pulling right..

anyways,FYI i didnt take the answer from any site..
actually i had come across this question earlier too and got the answer that time itself
...

Razzer said...

Wishy baby......I believe u. :-) Uh..ur legs..pullable???

OK so that's it. Every one. Since Wishy replied to it first - NO fevicon. Whew....

Geetha said...

Hi wishey... welcome
Andy.....Yes wookie has got a good track record of setting u rite..and we have full confidence in her .
woh akeli kaafi hai tumhe theek karne ke liye..but she knows we r always wid her.

Rakesh Vanamali said...

Whoa Andy boi, how on earth do U come up with these? I'm waiting for the answer ;) Now thats more effortless than the lateral part, eh? ya ha ha ha ha ha! ;)

Razzer said...

Anshu....D u mean to say everyone else besides wookie is not s smart??? No one else has that capabilities?? Hmm?? Esa kya?? Yea??

Razzer said...

Rak.......Lol. Wot can I say. I guess my mind works in a weird way. Haha. Yea effortless.

The ANSWER IS ON COMMENT #124. CHECK IT OUT.

workhard said...

Andy.. I just have two words for u.. POISON IVY!!!!

No matter how hard u try u can never split G3.. we too strong for u...

workhard said...

Geeta hon.. u summoned and i m here.. :) always be there for G3!!!!Thanks for all those supporting words.. gives me more energy to fight!!!!

workhard said...

And now back to u Andy boy.. i mean Poison Ivy..

U urself admitted that both Wishy and Tanvi are right...

and nowhere in ur terms and conditions it says that only the first right answer is accounted..

Which means we get to c the favicon..... YIPEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!


And as an added bonus.. an award for Wishy...



What did u think.. u ll get away so easily!!!!

Razzer said...

Ohh Myyy. Wookie has jus landed with her weapons on the ready. Lol.

About the condition....Hmmmmm. U know wot..Ur right. I never did state that only the first one would be accounted for !!

Shucks...That is brilliant. Baby I'm Impressed. Wot do u think of the answers though??

workhard said...

Right answer 4 and 5 are hilarious.. emmm just wondering.. if i should say that or no.. but i think i ll wait for the right moment....

Razzer said...

Wooooo....tell me ya. Wots on ur mind? Besides..anti Andy schemes.

workhard said...

Ok Andy... if u say soo..

i was just gonna say that if u were that girl.. ud probably give the 4th and the 5th answer....

LOL...can imagine u crying out loud.. that 'money lender is a witch doctor' ...LOL

Thats all!!!!

Razzer said...

OK So people, you want to see the FEVICON to go up on this Blog?? Do ya??

workhard said...

Hey Nehal Baby.. u have to drop by to check out ur favicon..

Andy boy is gonna put it up soon..

U should miss this one....

Come back sooon!!!!

Razzer said...

Haha...150 gone. Its urs. The 100th was Sexy's. I guess this post is all women's post somehow.

workhard said...

Hey.. G3 and all the ladies..

I have to admit for once Andy is being a real sweet guy and hes gonna let us decide what kinda favicon we wanna have here..

Some of my fav are..

http://www.fotosearch.com/bthumb/CSP/CSP061/k0613117.jpg


http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/5326186/2/istockphoto_5326186-female-icon.jpg

http://www.spreadshirt.com/us/US/Red-Female---Sign---Symbol---Woman---Women---Girl-Women/Detail-3384/Marketplace/Products/detail/article/3000231/department/2/



We can select whatever we want ....

That is really nice of u Andy.. if u have any ideas.. let him know...

Vee said...

I am sorry to say but an average post compared to your earlier ones... Where is the humor here??? Ok, so U never wanted to come across as a funny one, so where is the WIT???

Btw, this is a school one... had that thing put up in my school.. some eons ago.. girl throws as soon as picked, ppl check other one, its black, so other is white and all that crap... but why wud she throw a white:

1) without seeing she threw: What a JERK she is.. an insecure, weak, pessimistic chick.

2) after pretending to see she threw (remember, she knows already it is black), she is useless.

Anshu said...

Thanks wookie..and thanx Andy , see didnt i tell u wookiee akeli hi kaafi hai..she is too good and WE r proud of her.

Razzer said...

Hi Vee......
Humour is jus like beauty. It's always in the taste and eyes of the beholder, respectively. :-)

Without seeing she threw u say? haha.. Yo, does it matter if the girl is pessimistic or stupid as long as she achieves wot she wanted, no??

But dude I agree...Ur rite. It really is a school kinda riddle. But as long as I had you commenting for it, I'm happy. Wink.

Imp's Mom said...

wookie that was a very smart move... u should ba a lawyer!

and anand if u really put it up... u'r a damn good sport!

Pavitra said...

wow.....you're an amazing writer....Loved your post...!!
Great blog...!!!

Razzer said...

Imps............I'll keep my end of the promise and put it up.

Write me up for a man of his word.

Razzer said...

Hey Pavitra....................My Blog became 'Pavitra' the moment you stepped in. :-)

Thanx so much. I love to write.

ARUNA said...

Mannnnnnnn that's so thoughful Anand....G3 Lateral award......u really got a dil yaa without a til!!! Now let me c who answered the question!
Oh gosh i just get lost in the ocean of comments whenever i come here, now where do i find her!!!

Razzer said...

Hi Aruna.. Check out comment no 16 and 20.
Wishy and Tanvi answered it.

Imp's Mom said...

Wow Anand! The G3 Lateral Award!!!

Written up as a man of his word :-)

Shafi said...

I dont take excuses. 'Slap slap slap slap ' . . :) give me results . . . " slap " "slap". . . . "sla. . . " Oooops sorry did i hit your nose. ???

ARUNA said...

awesome Andy, u made my work easy.....got the answer, huh i never thought about it!!! Good job Wishy n Tanvi!!!

workhard said...

Awwww Andy..nice logo.. there.. thats really nice of u....Man of ur word.. i can hardly wait for ur next post..:)

workhard said...

Hey Anshu and impee.. thanks.. i d love to keep a check on this guy.....will continue my work very religiously..;)

Razzer said...

Shafi.......Slapping like a girl? Box up man. Then I'll give u NO excuses I promise. Wink.

OK Jus kidding. Im sure u lost ur way on blogs and u wanted to slap some girl out there. Which means there's soon gonna be a damsel in distress. Wanna tell me who she is?? Umm?

Anshu said...

soooooo sweet...you are a real sport, man of his words i agree...WE are proud of u Andy.keep it up.

but my earlier 2 gifts still pending:(

Razzer said...

Heyyy Anshu....The woman with 2 names. :-) Thanx ya. No sweat. Jus kept my word. The Icon - not too bad eh?? hee

WOt gifts now?? Raat gayi baat gayi ya.

Anshu said...

I just said you are a man of words...and u saying Raat gayi baat gayi ya. not done

Razzer said...

Yar I meant....for the other gifts u were referring to. Fget them. In any case I dont rem.

Anshu said...

dont worry Andy dear i will remind u....1 was for the table wala puzzle and the other 1 was when u gave a gift to all the g3 members but not me cos i dont have a blog of my own :(. u said u will gift me something really nice that time.

Razzer said...

Areee.. Im sayin fget it and here u r digging up old corpses. Now get a blog of ur own. I have a better idea.
Why dont u join hands with one of the g3 members and write in their blogs once in a while??

Shafi said...

So whats next. . . I saw a similar post in somebody's blog. And it had only one answer. But if lateral thinking can act on some wicked brains . . Hell of answers. You said lost track. Hell ya. . I lost track. i didnt find any stupid answers here.and That was little disappointing. Insted i found ans 1: some excuses. Ans 2: another excuse. Ans 3: another excuse. . . . . . . i cant make it out skipper, its an altered code psychology. Any one had a brain attack here. There must be a lot of brains worked for this. Hi hi hi . Nicely done anand.

Shafi said...

So whats next. . . I saw a similar post in somebody's blog. And it had only one answer. But if lateral thinking can act on some wicked brains . . Hell of answers. You said lost track. Hell ya. . I lost track. i didnt find any stupid answers here.and That was little disappointing. Insted i found ans 1: some excuses. Ans 2: another excuse. Ans 3: another excuse. . . . . . . i cant make it out skipper, its an altered code psychology. Any one had a brain attack here. There must be a lot of brains worked for this. Hi hi hi . Nicely done anand.

Shafi said...

So whats next. . . I saw a similar post in somebody's blog. And it had only one answer. But if lateral thinking can act on some wicked brains . . Hell of answers. You said lost track. Hell ya. . I lost track. i didnt find any stupid answers here.and That was little disappointing. Insted i found ans 1: some excuses. Ans 2: another excuse. Ans 3: another excuse. . . . . . . i cant make it out skipper, its an altered code psychology. Any one had a brain attack here. There must be a lot of brains worked for this. Hi hi hi . Nicely done anand.

Shafi said...

So whats next. . . I saw a similar post in somebody's blog. And it had only one answer. But if lateral thinking can act on some wicked brains . . Hell of answers. You said lost track. Hell ya. . I lost track. i didnt find any stupid answers here.and That was little disappointing. Insted i found ans 1: some excuses. Ans 2: another excuse. Ans 3: another excuse. . . . . . . i cant make it out skipper, its an altered code psychology. Any one had a brain attack here. There must be a lot of brains worked for this. Hi hi hi . Nicely done anand.

Anshu said...

Shafi....this is a smart way of increasing the number of comments and reach 200 at the earliest.:P

Imp's Mom said...

anshu babe, you are most welcome to do a guest post on my blog anytime!

anand, damn good idea.

Anshu said...

ooohhhhhh thats really sweet of u impee....will definately do that if I get creative someday. As of now i can jus think of asking ppl to help me get creative.(can i ask for this in ur LL)

Razzer said...

Yo Shafi dude.........Wassusp?? Lol. Ur a bit late. The answer's already been given in #124.

Next is what? Well, That I'll hv to think. U musta seen only 1 ans on ppl's post..but my brain works in 3d angles covering all bases, leaving none for chance. After all, If u're doin it, why not go full throttle on it??

I thot the last ans was quite stupid, to be honest. 'Altered Code psychology'?? hahaa. Man, u belong rite in this blog. Nahh..It was me all the way on those answers. Thanx bud.

But....not that I'm complaining....why so many times??

Razzer said...

Yea Impieee....not a bad idea at all. We all r helpful ppl here, aren't we?

R. Ramesh said...

thanks buddy..yr humorous comments indeed prove to be morale boosting tonic..

Razzer said...

Ur too nice ya Ramesh anna. Well....no worries. I'll change all that soon.


Bhanjeeeee..... !! (Evil grin)

Sakshi said...

Aioo Rama Krishna...too much happenings in heres...Wot is this red thingie or thongie hanging in there andy?? You put up a Fevicon for G3?? Man you ok or wot?? Sigh...30 is so scary no?? But I still say you are sweet ...donno why I said that..but am a G3 member-- they all are saying and so am saying too...Danks Andy Anna...u r such a sweetheart...grr..I can't lie decently even on ur blog...

Sakshi said...

Anshu come over please adopt my blog....You can write, sleep and do whatever you want there...just take it in your arms so that it gets a long life ok??

Sakshi said...

ok when someone writes 199th plz buzz me...I have more to say..

Razzer said...

Yo Sakshi..........Honorable 1st commentator, that red thongie is a prize for g3 for answering that riddle, (Tanvi for answering it fr g3), for keeping my end of the promise and basically being a good boy for a limited period of time and for wookie for keeping up the fighting spirit in her...literally.

So enjoy while it lasts. Someone tell Tanvi about it plz.

Razzer said...

N Oh Yea Sexy. Im sayin it for formality sakes too. Thanks. :-) I cant lie proper either. Lol.

1000 bucks for your thoughts?

(CLICK ON THE OLD COMMENT FORM TO SEE COMMENTS BEYOND 200.)


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