Little Mary is full...

TWEET this post of you like it.

Subscribe. Know of New Posts via Email.

B

Mary was pretty young and had a little lamb. Somebody made a verse on her..didn't give her no copyright rights, no royalties, no goodies to eat, not even ice cream. She was a mere villager. Shucks.

That was like long long ago...maybe in the 16th century...but now lil Mary is all grown up and someone told her, the city had much to offer.
So..


Mary had a little lamb,
a little toast, a little jam,
some pizza and some cake,
some french fries and a chocolate shake,
a little burger on a bun.
And that's why Mary today weighs a TON...

Mary baby..u rock. :-)


And now presenting to you one of the best-est funny love poems with an emotional backdrop that I have come across so far, aptly titled, "Only you!" (written by Arcadia Flynn)..
Here goes..

"Only You!"

You turn me on, you handsome hunk,
With your sunken, hairless chest,
In your skinny white arms, I feel safe from all harm,
Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

Your beard is long and full of crumbs,
From all the fast food there you've dropped,
And with your big sloppy kiss, I know the meaning of bliss,
Oh stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!

I laugh as you smile me your sleezy grin,
Your face is a gift from above,
And as your one glass eye tries to wink, I just sigh,
I'm in love, love, love, love, love!

I've always wanted a man with a hairy back,
And yours goes right to your bum,
And your fat in its folds, gives me more of you to hold,
Oh yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!

My senses you tease with your burps and your farts,
I've never smelt this way before,
And because you don't shower, it lasts for hours and hours,
Oh more, more, more, more, more!

Your dress sense is awesome, a sight to behold,
In your stubbles, hanging belt, the lot,
As you walk down the street, bums hanging out, it's a treat
Oh I'm so hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!


When we're doin' it, my most favorite bit,
Is the wobble in your beer belly pod,
Then after a minute, you're all done and finished,
oh god, god, god, god, god!

You've been through a lot in your forty odd years,
You've caught every god damned disease,
Been broken and torn, battered and worn,
So please, please, please, please, please!

Take me tonight as we cuddle real close,
As our bits rub together once more,
Know that you're in my heart, every funny, ugly, fat, wobbly, hairy, smelly part,
I'm yours, yours, yours, yours, yours !!!

Sighhhh... :-)

As a parting note..One stupid joke..
Try n' survive..if u get the vibe (sorry, had to rhyme that somehow)

One saggy boob said to the other:
"Honey, if we don't get some support soon, people will think we are nuts!"

Hahaa...