Monday, August 10, 2009

How to win such bets..

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Last month, we were invited to a convention on entertainment in one of the posh hotels in town. So 3 of my friends and me went over, expecting some tips of the wise.

The place was great. Big auditorium, rich looking people, page 3 women etc. A crowd of around 80.

We looked out of place with our hair lookin' like it's forgotten wot gravity means. One of my friends looked at all of us, lifted his shoulders in a 'matter of fact' way and said, "Hey, it's how u are that matters, not how u look, rite?" and all of us nodded in a hurry. Thanx to whoever originally made this senseless phrase.

So things leveled, we sat down for the convention with other people, our ears all receptive. And when it started...well...the less said about it the better. Watching a snail glide is more fun.

Finally when it was break time a.k.a lunch time, everyone rushed to get up and get out of the place. Some even for lunch actually. And us.. we rushed to the pissitorium to relieve ourselves.

That done, we decided to skip it and head for Pizza-hut or someplace....but one of my friends had an evil idea. He said, "Hey, before we leave, how bout a BET?? I jus' got a grt idea. Wot say?"

We wanted to know more. So he said "Listen u guys, this place is all screwed up and yawn boring, rite? How 'bout some fun then? So I'm BETTING anyone of u to mix around with a few people here and crack at least 5 of the worst jokes u can think of and if they laugh on any 3 of them, I'll pay 100 bucks... rite here, rite now. Who's up for it?" So saying, he smiled a wicked wide evil smile.

Now THAT was a BET if I'd ever heard one and I could instantly remember at least 3 stupid jokes even as I smirked. I wondered which one of us would do it.

Everyone was looking at everyone and then suddenly everyone.....was looking at ME.

I stared back. "WOT?? Hey, wo wo wo woahhh not me guys, I'm not doin it". They kept staring at me, their smiles gettin bigger by the second. For the next 5 minutes, I was cajoled, pleaded with, tempted, threatened and even blackmailed into doing it. Sighh..blackmail got me.

So it was ME then. I had no choice.

Mixing in a group was no big task. I mixed around in a group of 7 having their lunch on paper plates on a buffet. My friends, pretending to be a group stood quite close to mine pretending to make some stupid conversation...knowing pretty well wot to expect in the next few minutes.

So I made myself a bit comfortable in the group introducing myself and nodding at wotever crap they were talking about. Suddenly, I said in an attention grabbing tone, "Hey, to be honest, this convention is so boring, man. I mean, the only best part about it is this lunch, wot say you all?" And to my s'prise everyone agreed. This was a good sign.

So before anyone in my group could start any new topic, I cracked my first big one. I had decided on one liners.
I cracked about the guy who had made that boring speech on the podium. I said "If I meet that guy, I'd tell him that the last thing I wanted to do with him was hurt him. But it wud still be on the list." They let out a small laugh. I scored.

Not a bad opener. I had to crack only 2 more and I would win.

While I was on the topic of the guy on the podium, I cracked another one almost immediately, "And If I were to agree with all he had to say, we wud both be wrong." Everyone laughed louder this time and I was into the character of the man talking 'matter of fact way' looking quite serious.

Two down, one to go. Hell yeah !!

My friend made an air sign of one more. Yea I knew. I had so far made a grt opening. My friend who had laid the bet...looked dull.

The next 10 minutes dragged on and I had cracked 2 more one liners, one after the other. And they both bombed badly. Not even a slight smile. The only smile that I cud see was on my bet laying friend's lips.

This was bad and I was thinking hard on what to do next. I had only one chance left and I had to make it count. Of all the dumb jokes in the world that I have read in emails, Joke sites, heard from my friends, colleagues...I cudn't remember one single, darn one. Pathetic !!

And then, just as suddenly.... one popped up in my mind. I remember it was real pathetic yet I had laughed myself silly on it that time and I was sure these dumb heads would too. I came rite down to desperation and announced "Hey, anyone wanna hear a joke?" I think someone had nodded by mistake and off I went...

I cracked...
"Two zebras are talking, rite?
One asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or am I white with black stripes?"
The other replies, "Well I don't know. You should pray to God about that and ask him."
So that night he prayed and God replied, "You are what you are."
The next day he said to the other zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are what you are."
The second zebra responds, "Then You MUST be white with black stripes or else God would have said, 'Yo is what yo is, man!'"


No sooner I had finished saying it...I started laughing at my own joke. I had burst out laughing when I had heard it before and I was doing it again. I really did find this joke funny. With by now watery eyes, I looked at the people round and saw everyone having a confused look on their faces. Not a single one o' them had even smiled. I think the fuckers hadn't got the joke at all.

But, oh man, I was at the point of no return. The dumb faces of the people looking at me made me laugh even more. I was so lost that I had to sit down on the chair behind me to control my paining tummy and give it a rest. After about a minute or so of my uncontrollable laughing.....I looked up. I had thought since I had lost, I might as well get up, thank everyone and leave but wot I saw surprised the hell outta me. Everyone was laughing now. Some smirked. But yea....everyone had their teeth out wide looking at me.

I had got it. I had done it. They had finally got the joke. I had successfully cracked 3 jokes and made people laugh. I had WON. Wooopieee. I had EARNED those damn 100 bucks.

I looked over at my group and they were laughing too with high fives on. I got up, apologized for my stupidity and said thanx to everyone for being chilled out and bid adieu to them. They still had huge smiles and smirks on their faces. I went over to my group and everyone high-fived me and we went out of the convention hall of the hotel.

Once out I demanded, "Pay up" to my friend. He said, "Dude, I don't know if I should." I didn't understand. But one of my other friends argued, "hey, it stands to argument on what they really laughed on. U can't say they didn't laugh at the joke. So he deserves his 100 bucks. Pay up man."

I was lost. I asked them straight forward on wot the argument was all about. Wot else wud they be laughing on if not at my joke?? Wot my friends told me next has now become a big joke by itself and more fodder for blackmail.

One of my pals explained,"Dude, remember they weren't laughing when u had cracked the last joke?" I nodded. And then you sat down and they started laughing? I nodded again. "Well dude, it wasn't the joke they were laughing on. It was on YOU." "Me? Howz that?" I asked, trying to think back and figure it out.

"Well, u remember we had gone to take a piss?" "Ya so?", I asked in a hurry to know the answer. He answered finally, "So....dude, when u sat on the chair - your zip got wide open....STILL IS. U never ZIPPED your pants up, man !!"
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I realize how I musta looked. Stupid guy with his zip open without realizing it and laughing like crazy. Well, I got the 100 bucks nevertheless. But I'm more aware of my post office now!!

Cmon humor me - tell me the worst joke you ever heard. I'll let u know if I laughed. :-)


168 Spoke their mind: yep, makes a difference !!

Anand said...

Lol. Anshu....this comment race is damn interesting. Im 2nd. Lol.

Anshu said...

HAHAHAHHHA ..this post is really funny..and i was expecting that frm the very beginning ,donno y?

prati said...

huh............ gud, funny, waiting for more on this , i was always wondering while reading taht wat will be next so, this post is like in my words suspense-comedy

Anand said...

Heyyy Prati, thanx so much. Appreciate it really. My next will be jus as stupid as this one, Im sure.

R. Ramesh said...

hilarious...u deserve that prize money boss with yr wonderful sense of humour...zip unzipped is not a great matter for them to laugh so much i think...anywy...the post is fun yar..congrats..

Anand said...

Hi Ramesh, thanx.
Ya ur rite, zip unzipped is not much to laugh at but there r times when there r things that happen in combination and the laughs that come then are not necessarily for the thing that was supposedly humorous.

Hey...welcome to the twilight zone

workhard said...

Hey Andy... That was hilarious.. Made me laugh...

although i know blackmail works good with u...

Will definitely keep that in mind!!!!!!

Anand said...

Lol. Wookie.....Wont work. I hv said it all myself here. Nthing left to blackmail with now. Haha

Imp's Mom said...

good funny post! laughing all the way... :D

Man!! blackmail works with you??? seriously!!??

Sakshi said...

Lolz at the climax...not at any of ur dumb jokes ok? Man how come black mail by guys work on you?? Hmmm something is fishy there I say. Wooo Wooo u there?

Howling post this time and yeah zip up or we are putting up that post for your SWAYAMVADHU to train you.

workhard said...

Hey girl.. Blackmail always works with men....

And we need to work on SWAYAMVADHU for him..

Ur idea.. abt the post was not that bad!!!!!!!!

I say..lets do it!!!!!

Anand said...

Impieee..blackmail works with everyone !!

And black male works with white women. Go figure. Lol.

Anand said...

Hey Sexy..no dumb jokes....but then..that's all I know. ur not the only specializing in them, u know.

And like I told Impiee..blackmail wrks with Everyone.

Anand said...

Heyyyyyyyyy WOt's this Swayamvadu ya???? Mah gawd,..dont do that. bAd idea..bad bad idea...yo all.

I say let's NOT do it. Someone might actually like me man....Brrrrrr.

Anand said...

Ahhhh wookiee..words of the wise eh?? U seem to hv blackmailed a lot of men, is it?

Sexy..Im zipping up..No swayamvadhu n' shit. Bad IDEA. Really !!

workhard said...

Im pleased Andy.. u acknowledge at least once... that my words are wise...

Right now i have a sense of being Victorious ;)

Anand said...

Ur words r wise.....??? Can someone teach this unwise one the meaning f sarcasm?? anyone???

workhard said...

Sarcasm.. i didnt feel any Sarcasm.. It all came from the heart.. Ur true self.. u know it.. ur twisting things again..

Anand said...

Ya.u think so? Like u kwm my true self. Well, atleast Im not the evil one around here. Im the innocent one.

workhard said...

Now i sense Sarcasm here.... The innocent one...LOL

First it was 'The Man'

Now its "The Innocent One"

I just wonder what ll be next

Anand said...

Man.u remember everything, dontcha?? Next it will be..."the truth" as usual.

Uh...Where's that damn painting btw???

workhard said...

Such a baseless reply that was!!!!!

Man.. i even refuse to answer!!!!!!

Now that he s losing...

See how he ran away!!!!!!!!

CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!

workhard said...

Suddenly a sense of satisfaction has dawned upon me..

AHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

Andy has lost....

I think G3 deserves a gift or somethng like that...

Its been a looong time.. Andy...

Anand said...

Losing??? Who me?? On what?? For what??? What??? Whatt???? Haha

Anand said...

Yaaa Wookiee.ur rite. A GIFT is on the menu...evn I want one. But from Y. O. U !!!!

PAINTINGS............... Where r they????????

Anand said...

Avdi.......I laugh on any joke...especially the worst ones. Lol. U shud hv said one anyways. :)

Self- Proclaimed Shoe Addict said...

"two peanuts were walking on the road and one got "assaulated"" hahahahahahahhahahahahaha. This one still cracks me up.....

Imp's Mom said...

sigh Anand... back to the paintings are we! something new already...paintings take time u knw...lol

words of the wise....blackmail doesn't work with everybody dude!!

mad hatter babe u listening??

Viji said...

Hey, ur first 2 jokes are damn gud....

Even i didnt enjoy the third one.....But after reading the whole story....LoL, cant stop laughing:-):-):-)!!!!

Blogprince said...

Impiee........The Paintings is something that I look forward to. Nothing rong with expecting it. After all, it was the painter herself who had promised it. Im just putting in a reminder.

Mad hatter babe........listen to this wise woman. Blackmail doesnt work with anyone.

Blogprince said...

Viji...........ur jus being nice. All 3 jokes r real dumb.

Haha..Yea, glad u enjoyed it.

Imp's Mom said...

don't twist my words! I said blackmail doesn't work with everyone and looks like except u blog prince!

blackmail's the reason we got this post rite?

:P

Anand said...

Yea...Break ur silence my dear Nehal and tell the world some good stuff about me. There r some left yet, u know. Lolz

Anand said...

Impieee baby...gimme jus half a chance and Ill twist ur ears...words toh doooor ki baat hai.

Well..k agreed, blackmail's one of the reasons why I got this post..the other reason however..... was that I knew I cud do it, so I did it. See?

workhard said...

How Dare u hurt any member of G3!!!!!!!!

I think threats work on u better!!!

workhard said...

And how come the BLog Prince suddenly emerge from his hiding place!!!!!!!

Self- Proclaimed Shoe Addict said...

guys! guys! wait! lets give andy a chance! so blackmail works on him which means he is a pushover but also he took up the dare and won which makes him pretty, well, daring.

hmmmmmmmmm i am myself not sure i agree with the daring stuff! nah! blackmail definitely works on him.

Inspiration said...

oh god Anand!!!! wonder how you manage such funny incidences.. Good to read it and made me laugh like hell.. Take care

cheers,
js

Anand said...

Me?/ hurt someone?? Im a peace loving man. OMMM..... see?

Threats don't work on me. I take anti-threat medicines on a regular basis. 2 a month work fine. :-)

Anand said...

Wookiee.......Blog prince is a royalty of his own will. He does what he wants, when he wants and wherever he wants.

Don't question Royalty...lest u get on his bad side. Kapish !!

Anand said...

Selfieee.........Now there's a DAHLING !! All those nice words....and then u suddenly drop me frm a flying plane??

Sighh.....its sheer genius on my part to be carrying a parachute in anticipation.

Btw..which blackmail has worked on me?? Hmm?? Hwz that pigeon btw?? Haha

Anand said...

Heyy there Inspiration ms...........Shucks dont call me God. Hahaa.

Such things keep happening to me ya. It's fun. Hey..glad u liked it. ;-) Missed u btw. Keep comin, will ya? TC too.

Nehal said...

Blackmail G3 You want some inner gossips about anand let me know we can blackmail him

(a big CATTY GRIN)

Anand said...

Heyyyy.....Nehl..That's so damn unfair, ok?? Not those school pics.

OK ok, I agree with wotever u hv to say. #@@#$$##@@...

Anand said...

No Nehal...... I forbid u to say anything personal about me. Ill say it all myself. Dont make me sad now.

Anand said...

50th comment?? Anshu, U drugged kya?? Ki chashme ka number badh gaya hai????

50th is mine. And I hadnt even realized it.

workhard said...

OH PLEAZZZZZZZZZE ANDY... That stupid BlogPrince is a character than royalty.. u wanna bring his ugly side out.. Im not scared.. its just that he's got a STINKING ATTITUDE and I DONT LIKE HIM!!!!!!

workhard said...

Nehal.. Im so proud of u baby!!!!!

Yeah we would definitely like to see Blog Prince going to school!!!!LOL!!!!!!!

Do i sense Blackmail working??????

Oh Yeah!!!!!!!!!!

Anand said...

Heyy Woo...if ur scared of the Blog Prince..say so. I think he's neat.
And attitude....well...royalty's gotta hv some attitude. Not a commoner u knw.

Anand said...

Ahhh school. Haha.. That was a different era altogether. I tink Nehal looked very attractive too in it, no nehal??

Anshu said...

Hey Andy u did it again??? moved my comment frm 50th????thats really BAD.

avdi said...

ok here goes a bomb.. There was a guy who hd 3 swimming pools. A visitor remarked on this so the guy explains - pehla swimming pool is filled with hot water in case i want to swim in winter. Doosra is filled with cool water in case I wanna swim in winter. So, asks the visitor what abt teesra? Teesra is khali in case i dont want to swim at alll .... hahahahahhaha koi hassa?

Anand said...

Vee bud...Honestly, I find that Zebra joke hilarious. None of my friends do though.

Maybe Im weird. That's why anytime I say it...either Ilaughing in between sayin it or immediately after Ive said it.

Thanx YO !!

Anand said...

Anshu dahling...how cud I do that?? Makes no sense. Think again.

And hey..read the last line of my post and TELL US ALL A JOKE. CMON.

Anand said...

AVDI....... Hahaha.. Yea I had heard of this before but I still liked it. I say ur CUTE..the way u asked if anyone laughed. Lolz.

Nehal said...

Ok Anand I would be a good girl and not tell tales until U agree to G3 demands

and by the ways those are your class pics not mine so I can be spared LOL

wink wink

Nehal said...

Ok this one was which my son told on his school joke day

Once a Zoo keeper lost his elephant the second zoo keeper adviced him to put a ad in the newspaper the first one replied "but it will not help my elephant can't read"


My J loved this one

Anand said...

ha ha. Nice Nehal. I had heard it before. BUt its a funny one.

Anshu said...

G3!!! need help ... andy moved my comment frm 50 to 52 :(

Sakshi said...

Impy ne bulaya aur hum chale aaye saath main bomber hat le aaye re....la la...

Andy you know what now am finally laughing at your joke...the painting one!! the moment you see Woo is gonna take you down you put up that painting joke...oh boy you crack me up with ur painting joke...ho ho ho....

Sakshi said...

Nehal you went to school with him??? *THUD* no wonder you got those devil horns on ur head...brrr...so did you practise bull fighting with that horn? I mean andy fighting? na...shucks!!

Hey nehal I want those pics...andy's school pics...*batting eyelids innocently*

Sakshi said...

Well Anshu this is what happens when you have frog prince as a master!! Now you better kick your master and gang up again with the might G3!! We are always here for you.

ANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you did it gain took the 50th comment?? Sending my olive green mad bomber hat with rabbit fur to hunt you down

Imp's Mom said...

lol.... sakshi, its like back to square one, when he starts talking abt the paintings :P... nuthin wrong in asking its the timing that matters!

nehal... u guys went to school together??? speaking for the whole of G3, we want those pics!

Anand said...

First of all..everyone....NEHAL AND ME WERE NOT IN THE SAME SCHOOL. (Thank gawd) Lol. So.....she doesnt really hv any pic of mine.

The only way she can get it is by asking one of our common friends who was my school/class mate. But....... as soon as Im done writing this comment, Im calling her up and blackmailing her so she doesnt part with that damn pic. Eat that. HAH !!

Anand said...

And wot the hell Anshu???? Now this is bloody unfair. U r resorting to sheer LYING !!

I did not move an comment frm anywhere. Besides..I didnt even know if any comment can actually be moved.

Anshu....go to the wall, at the far corner and hold ur ears and repeat this 100 times - "Andy is kool, I am a fool"

Anand said...

Sexy dahling......the only kick that wud be done wud be by MY legs on to ur ass. Accusing little ol innocent me on complete hearsay. Not like u.

And u ANIMAL TORTURER.......return that fur thing back to the rabbit, will ya??? That poor rabbit must running around naked somewhere.

Nehal has those horns?? Ohhh now I know where mine went. Hmm...

Anand said...

Impieeee babyy...........Sexy's mad hatter had an effect on her...especially the 'mad' part.

Wt timing??? U shud be glad I keep reminding her of those paintings lest she does the memory loss thing on us.

And sorry for teh disappointmet. Nehal and me did not go to the same school. Awwwwww. U sad??? HAhaha.

workhard said...

WHAT???

I should be glad u remind me about my paintings????????

U PESTERING PAIN IN THE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!

workhard said...

And Anshu is upset which G3 is upset!!!!

So now u have to pay for it!!!!!!

We gonna plan....

workhard said...

And Nehal Sweetie.. i think we all should get those pics so ALL of us can black mail him.. BIG TIME!!!!!!!!!!

It doesnt matter which school u went to Andy.. whats important are ur pics.. and when we get our hands on those.. u wait and see.. whats gonna happen to u!!!!!!!!!!

workhard said...

BTW

We still waiting for that public apology from that .. whats his face.. Frog prince..

Noo.. im sorry BLOG PRINCE!!!!

Anand said...

UH OH...here comes the fuming warrior princess of the gone by era.

Wookiee...... Will u jus give us all a time fr those paintings??? r jus say NO to them in which case we'll understand how gud a friend u r.

Anand said...

Anshu LIED. Period. Anshu..Ull hv to pay. And woookiee u r gettin sucked in by it. So sad. Think on ur own for once will ya?

workhard said...

OMG!!!!!!!!!

I think Andy's lost his memory..

I mentioned in ur earlier post..

I was given 3 years time.. by G3

Anand said...

Woookiee baby..........dream on. U arent gettin any pics wotsoever. Nehal doent hv it. and wont get it either..if I can help it. HAH !!

And R u challanging ROYALTY??? Public aplgy...DREAM ON. BOW TO HIM....lest he gets angry. U dont wanna be on his bad side.

workhard said...

LISTEN BUDDY!!!!


U HAVE AMNESIA!!!!!!!

Thats why u calling Anshu a liar!!!!

Maybe u forgot.. just admit it.. and we might consider forgiving u!!!!!!!

workhard said...

If Nehal says shes got those pics.. we believe her..

and why u getting those panic attacks when it comes to ur pics????

U really scared arent u???

Sakshi said...

Woo did you know Andy has put up a pic on his facebook wearing a violet or is it purple or lavender shirt?? He looks like Garbage Bhai standing in front of a heap of kuda behind him....heee

Anand said...

3 Years?? And im sure u r fgetting..."Painting delayed is painting denied"

And here....for all of us...Ur paintings means ur Love. Ur denying us of love?? Or delaying it for THREE LONG YEARS???? 36 MONTHS??? 1095 days???? Ohhhhhhh thats saddd...

Anand said...

Sexy....I can see..u liked it. Cmon admit it. I wundt mind. -)

workhard said...

I think all of us should check that picture out..

Sexy can u pass that link around..

its funny.. cause it sounds like guys passing a girls number around..LOL.. so all of them can call her and harass her..

Thats what v gonna do to u Andy!!!

Now BEG for forgiveness!!!!!!!

Sakshi said...

Anything to harass andy...hey woo I have a better idea...psst psst...let me tell u in secret

Anand said...

Me....? Beg for forgiveness??? ME??? MOI???? U crazy??

As lng as I hv Aruna and Impieee and Anshu's that 1 week...u cant do nthing to me.

Sakshi said...

U forgot Anshu SOSed for G3 help and when was impy and aruna on ur side?

Anand said...

Impy and Aruna??? Oops.. No no.. They r not. I was only kidding. hehee

workhard said...

Im so proud of u babes..

Now G3 can have a peaceful sleep tonight...

Anshu.. we havent forgotten u..

We will make him pay!!!!!!!!

Sakshi said...

Look who is sulking? andy frog prince...bo...hooo no 100th for u..

Anand said...

Sexy...ur totally like..MEAN... U knew Wookie and Impiee bth were around. Yet u didnt let them hv a chance for this 100th one.

Now that so ANTI G3. THAT'S GADDARI !!!!! Oh ya.

Anand said...

Wooo...Im payin None. And Blog prince sent me a msg sayin he is thinking of kicking u out again. Lol.

workhard said...

Hey Poison Ivy...

Did u just taste the grapes...

Were they sour???

Sakshi said...

Man you are trying to poison the wrong person...poooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Anand said...

Woo babyy.. I always pick the right tree fr sweet grapes. No sour ones for me.

Anand said...

Sexy??? Me?? Poison??? Cant a guy talk straight??? Cant a guy make his observations knwn??? Well..I do. So there...TRAITOR.

workhard said...

Send him a message back!!!!!!!

Hes Chicken shit.. i mean frog shit to be hiding behind and sending messages...

If hes got whatever hes got.. ask him to come out in the open and face us!!!!!!!

Anand said...

Oh ho....The MIGHTY challange. GAON WAALON..styley?? Hahaha.

Kool..consider it done. But beware when he coms alive. No sayin wt might happen.

Anand said...

Im sure hes gott bigger baals than urs. Open for sizing it up? Hmmm?? wink wink.

workhard said...

Ur right Sexy.. he aint no royalty..

i mean the women have to call him so many times..

I think hes really scared of us!!!!!!

Hes stuck up!!!!!!!

Anand said...

See wookie..Thats how royalty is.. he doesnt come jus cuz u callin him. WOt he cares about u or anyone else??

He will come as and when he chooses to !! Get ??

Anand said...

Sighhh.....wookie ms, I knew ud mess up on this...Which school?? I said Im sure he has. That means Chances r high. I didnt say I KNOW.

NOw....havin said that..r u against gays??

Anand said...

Shucks...such naiveness. Im not gay. But I dnt make fun of them..DO u?

Anand said...

Cmon Saara..dont kid me..Jus yesterday u had told me u laugh every time u see in the mirror and realize it's no clown...just u.

WOt bout that?

Imp's Mom said...

Anti G3???? traitor??? gaddar??? our very own mad hatter??? U just don't get it...its called team work dude! We don't have to be physically around, any of the G3 will suffice.

and btw this explanation is for YOUR benefit not the G3.

honestly I'd love to see the kickass royalty kick us out!

Anshu said...

You Called me a liar?????? u gonna pay for it Andy... G3 calling for help!!!!HAAALLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP

Imp's Mom said...

u knw... i knw u love to play around with html... but seriously dude.... how did u manage to move anshu's comment?

Sakshi said...

Andy I understand you are obsessed with your blog; we all are. I mean we are obsessed with your blog too but moving Anshu's comments...che...whatte cheap trick andy. If you want the 50th 100th etc comment just let us know ok? G3 has a big big heart.

Anand said...

Impiee....Royalty does wt he chooses to. No one has any say in it.

BUt dont make a villain out of him. Test him out first I say.

workhard said...

I think both the royalty and his messenger is gonna get kicked in the ass if u dont fix the damage done here...

To begin with.. Anshu's comment...

Find a way to please her.. or send ur froggy prince out here.. That is if he can move his ass at all...

Anand said...

Anshu ...... I wish ud try n do somethign on ur own. I can see ur completely helpless without G3. Ah hah !!!! Hmmmm.... Thinkin....thinkin..

Anand said...

Ohhh Plzzzz Sexy. NO natak. I always see u lurkin in the dark and jump to grab the treasured numbers. Look who's TALKIN. Bahh. TRAITOR.

Anand said...

Impieeee...........I seriously didnt move her comment. Screw the HTML. Actually....now I really do wanna knw how to do it. Maybe Google can cme t mah rescue?? HAha.

Anand said...

Ms Workhard.....U reaahhhalllyyyyy gotta workhard t get us to d anything. For u, on top of that...is next to impossible.

And ur dangerously close to makin Blog Prince angry. Hark lady. Hark. Be warned.

workhard said...

Do I smell something burning?????

Oh Yeah.. it must be the Blog Prince's ego!!!

Cant wait for his 'Froginess' to arrive...

Lemme warn u.... he kicks me out.. he ll end up paying more than what we asked for..

And ask him to come prepared abt Anshu's comment..

Im sure u as his messenger boy wouldnt know much..

Maybe his Froginess can get some real work done here!!!!!

Nehal said...

Hey g3 memeber I have the PICS

anand I was in the same school not the same class but the same school so beware I know all your secrets and the next time no changing the comment positions or else


ha HA ha (Devil Laughter)

And girls anytime any ways just let me know and we can Use andy's weapon against him.

HIs so Sweet school pics.
BUt then let me tell U he was very sweet during school time.

Anand said...

Ms Workhard...Blog Prince and his messenger don't apologize for something they haven't done.

HE is a PRINCE and his messenger is a common man but with his chest swelled and head held high for his honesty and truthfulness.

Let it be proved that the comment was moved. Who's subscribed to comments here??

Anand said...

Nehal....awww...u think I was sweet during school time?? Awww....so sweet. Thanx....

waitaminute.....WAS??? Jus wot do u mean?? I ain't sweet no more?? Hmm??

Sakshi said...

Guys guys no fighting today. We all are equals, no prince (froggy) and blog owners (of course that's G3) for today. Let us all unite and beam in pride at the nation called Meri Hindustan. Happy Independence Day to you all my crazy mad fellow Indian friends.

PS: Today am on a high!!

Anand said...

Heyy that's kool. Happy Independence day to all. And that's uh...merA Hindustan. not mari. Sighh..

workhard said...

HAHAHAHAHA........

Biggest joke of the century.. or EON...

ANDY'S HONESTY AND TRUTHFULNESS!!!!!

Im dying laughing here!!!!!!!

Anand said...

Ok wookie...aft ur done laughing... u can come over and join all of us who hv been laughing at u all this time. Haha.

Sakshi said...

Andy sudar jaaa....warna maa kasam....will forget ki tum bhi kabhi ek hindustani the...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Anand said...

yaa riteeeo mrs H1. Why r the ones out of India seem to like India better, I wonder.

workhard said...

The only group laughing thats gonna happen is when we put up that post on Sexy's blog..

Oh yeah.. we already planning...

G3.. we have a very special post coming up on Sexy's blog and we need all your input...

Anand said...

Output will happen on this blog then. That post will be dud, Im sure.

Sakshi said...

Now andy by that comment you said I write crap posts...sobs...G3 he said I write crap...mummy....sobs...sobs...

Sakshi said...

And yo its H4 not H1....ok? I am yet to fall on my knees and work for Americans here...hee (nice way to put lack of jobs no?)

Anand said...

hahaa...the way u all cry and complain to G3. So funny..

Anshu says..G3...Looooooooookkk wot he said.....
Nehal says.....Ill tell G3 if......
Wookie says...Yeahh wassupp?? Im G3. Tell me yo all.
U say.....Mummyyy....G3...........Umrica...G3....

workhard said...

Hey Listen !!!!!!!

The only ppl who s gonna cry on this blog.. is ANDY and that FROG PRINCE!!!!!

Once v kick both ur asses...u guys will be sitting by the well croaking ur miseries away!!!!!!

Anand said...

Wookie.....really. Its ok to dream such nice dreams. No tax on dreaming.

Ony time will tell who kicks who's ass and who kisses who's.

u r now warned. Haha

Anand said...

Hell. I knew u were waiting patiently U..u.... H4 FOX. Temptress....Villain....she-villain. Wotever. I GAVE it to u. ENjoy !!! Hah.

Sakshi said...

Bahhh when did you ever become the giver froggy ur highness? You always showed ur froginess!!!

Anand said...

Heyy ur talkin bout Prince. Hes a diferent person all together.

Im a generous..giving kinda guy u know...I believe in the eternal wise men who say.."Giving is the path to a better life." Ommm..shantiiiiiii

Marutham said...

Hey Anand,
How have u been? Long time...

One funny post that is...
Than the post - the comment section is even more interesting~ :D

Marutham said...

//"So....dude, when u sat on the chair - your zip got wide open....STILL IS. U never ZIPPED your pants up, man !!"//

Mannnnnn u R funny! :P

Anand said...

Heyy Marutham..Yea long time. mez gud..

Lolz. Thanx. It's more of..me got funny by mistake. :-)

workhard said...

Giving is the path to better life!!!!!!

Good.. now give Anshu and Sexy that apology that they rightfully deserve!!!!!!


And better..Let that apology be coming from his Froginess..

Blogprince said...

I have been told a few people are making a lot of hue and cry about me??
The People need to understand...that I am fair, equal and non corruptible. I am thankful to everyone who like me and for those who dislike me...I have little time to mend that opinion. But I shall remain unchanged.

ARUNA said...

I had a 30min break in between and was feeling v v sleepy, U know what i did....i opened ur blog, ignored the post and went straight to the comments section, kya solid time pass hai bidu!!!!! This place rocks 24/7 and i wonder wat wud happen to Andy without THE G3.
Hope to catchup with all next week!!!!!

workhard said...

Blog prince.. suit yourself.. Will make ur life miserable too...

Anand said...

Aruna.....I agree..The comments are way more interesting that the post itself..most of the times.
Now I'm thinking of a new post with a single line....."Let the comments begin." Lol.

Anand said...

Heyy... No poke on the Prince. Be thankful, he's still casual about things and is still ignoring stuff.

1000 bucks for your thoughts?

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