Friday, May 1, 2009

How to stop laughing at an inappropriate moment.

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We have Aussie 'mites', English 'gentlemen', Uk 'oye' skinnies and of course gud ol' 'kaay re' Mumbaikars comin' in our office often...every once a month for business purposes and stay over on company's expenses for a week or two. And one thing that happens everyday as long as they are around..is.....meetings !!

A necessary evil but we all survive it jus' fine. The meetings usually are all business a.k.a statistics, reports, who's that new chick, any juicy gossips.. etc.

Cut to the present.

About a few days back, a semi-emergency meeting was called. One of the data reporting guys in our company, who stayed alone with only his Dog as company, had fractured his leg pretty bad and wasn't gonna report in for sometime.

The Aussie dude was ON with his thing - "Well, mite, U naai (know), this man o' ours is noi (now) in the haaspitoh..and..." Before he could complete, the English woman siting by his side made a sad face, interrupted him and said, "I say this is just teriiibo...poor dear."

And then the inevitable happened.

She continued..."Sorry to cut you oofh loike this Mr Reed but now I wonder who is going to take care ouf his BITCH?"The moment the word was out of the lady's mouth...my Boss looked at us with wide eyed expression and the very next instant his face went into the mmphing 'laugh attack mode' with silent but almost Uncontrollable laughter, his hand covering his mouth.

Now this, we have all been through, haven't we ?? Someone is telling a sober, moving story about something not in the least funny. Everybody's nodding seriously, going along with the sad emotion..and then...without warning comes the fatal blow. Someone says something perfectly normal but YOU find it incredibly ticklish and go into a laughing hysteria.

Now, U canNOT laugh like a moron when a lot of important people that matter to the business, are talking about apparently somethin' serious.

But how the hell do you control that 440 watt laugh current that has passed through you?

The word 'Bitch' had tickled my boss's extremely large funny bone and this one seemed the superio-maximus kind.

While everybody was speaking in slow mono-syllables, he was making stupid, weird faces, trying hard to control his burst of laughter that was threatening to escape his mouth any instant and he dared not do it.

His face had become red as a baboon's ass and was bloating up by the minute. My colleague nudged me to look at him.

Before I tell you wot happened next....

If YOU ever happen to fall into this sweet trap - which you will inevitably one day - here's how to wriggle out of it - quick.

A) Bite the inside of your cheeks or the corner of your mouth. The idea is to give yourself a bit of pain, enuff to make u stop your laugh attack.

B) Avoid eye contact at all cost. You make eye contact with anyone and you're on your way to laugh village.

C) Think of something complex, quick. Like naming everyone in the Indian cricket team and who among them plays left handed.

D) Excuse yourself. Get out of the room immediately - let all your 'evil' laughter out of your system and calmly return back.

Hopefully, one of these will work. But if nothing does, jus' let the laugh out and say, "Hey, laughter's good for health, isn't it?" and get out of the room and start typing your Resignation letter.

So now, coming back to what happened to my boss....

Knowing him well, we knew he was NOT going to stop. We had to do something. We couldn't fake stuff. The people sitting in the room weren't exactly stupid.

Suddenly my colleague and me, we both came up with the same Idea at the same time. We looked at each other and in an instant it was a silent 'go ahead'.
We were going to do somethin' so extra ordinarily simple that it wasn't gonna seem out of place at all. And while at it, rescue our beloved, helpless and stupidly assolish boss out of the room.

I was going to CRACK A JOKE and pull all attention to myself and he was going to sneak up to Boss and rescue him outta there. Oh yea !! That's wot we were going to do.

It was foolhardy. It was a dangerous mission but we were the best soldiers he had at the moment and we were not going to let him down. We were going in for the rescue.

So we went into Action and I immediately clapped hard to get everybody's attention towards me. I said, with an accent of course, "Hey..uh...ol' u peopo, the guy's just injured u naai, naat dead. We ol' shud be feelin' ghood it was only a fractah, none else. Think paasitive, u peopo, c'maaan. Heere, lemme tell ya ol' a joyke to lighten thins up."

"Blimey", said the Aussie. "Aree mast", said the Mumbaikar.

I then proceeded to crack the dumbest joke ever. My colleague LAUGHED his made-up laugh right on cue and the others joined in. I don't think anyone actually got the joke...including me. But that was far from my mind at that time.

And at the far corner.....as everyone laughed, my boss finally, seeing an opportunity, opened his mouth and let out a roar. He had by now started resembling a cut up red CUCUMBER kept on the table for a feast.

My colleague immediately reached him, motioning him to get up and come with him. Explaining that he was the chosen one that week to make sure the boss took his medicines on time, they left in a hurry.

The hyper Aussie dude made me crack another dumb one..saying, "Oye that was crikey. Got 'nother one up ya sleeve, mite?" I couldn't believe he had actually liked my 3rd grade, 'die of boredom' joke.

The English woman laughed a bit and let out a light scream,"Oooohh yes yes." Sighhh.....wonders never cease.
Jus' in case you wanna know the dumb one I had cracked in the room to divert attention........ ??

This one liner was it...
A guy says to another - "Hey are you Dan Druff? Cuz U get a lot in my hair....!!"

Pretty dumb. Yea, I know. :->

Toodledo ppl. ;)
(PS: No cows were harmed during the rescue attempt. The firangs have a better sense of humor, I guess. Hee.)

137 Spoke their mind: yep, makes a difference !!

ARUNA said...

hahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahaha
OMG OMG OMG
I cannot stop laughing Andy!!!!!!!!
I pity ur poor boss and i can understand the pain he went thru in controlling that laugh man!!!!
I had a similar xperience, i was interviewer and the one who was giving the interview was the bakra!!!
Gosh how i controlled my laugh that day, only i know!!!!!
Will tell u in detail in our side talks.....ok!!!!!!!!!

Ur post is just hilarious as usual baby and i wish someone gave me those tips back then!!!!!!
But yeah better late than never, i will implement them going forward!!!

Keep rockin yo!!!!

ARUNA said...

hey btw i cannot see any of those pics.....is something wrong wrong with my lappy!!!!!

Smita said...

lol, I have had many such experiences and I usually move out but some times I just let the laughter out :D

Hilarious post :)

Cham said...

I usually cannot control my laugh, I explose and excuse later :) Well it is natural man!
I cannot see any of ur pict !

Imp's Mom said...

hahahah..... omg... i cant stop laughing.... feel real sorry for ur boss though... anypoklace where there are firangs there are bound to be such "moments"....hehehhehe

where do u get such awesome pics from? luv the first 2 pics!

Anand said...

Aruna my Pyaar............HAhahaha. Yea it was funny like hell, I tell ya.

My boss is arright now. My colleague and me - our salaries might increase next month for that heroic effort of ours. Lol.

Thanx baby. I jus wrote as I saw it. And I Wanna know about ur story too which I can jus' about imagine. :->

Anand said...

Aruna............I really hope ur LAP...uh..lappy...is arright. Maybe ur lappy was doing it's own jelly shake at that moment. NO?

CHeck it again. Maybe u'll see the pics this time around. Lemme know if u can.

Anand said...

SMita.............Ya, it happens with evryone. And its always fun. ;-)

Thanx ya. WInk.

Anand said...

Charmiiiiiiiii...............Ya that's pretty normal. BUt there r circumstances where U jus can't afford to do that. Especially people at sensitive posts.

But it's fun neevrtheless. :-)

Hope u can see the pics now.

Anand said...

IMpieeee dahling...................... HAhahaaa...Yea dude, my boss was a goner....had we not rescused him then.

Firangs...well..the less said the bettah. Hee.

Glad u liked the pics baby. ;-)

Anshu said...

Jus saw the post...dont have the time to read it now, will read it later and come back.

Anshu said...

HAHAHHAHHA Thats really funny...something similar happnd in ma office today :-).hey Aruna,i also wanna know what happnd in ur office.

Viji said...

Hey Anand, this one is very, very true!! We all burst out laughing when we are supposed to be serious!!!!!:-).

I myself hv done this many times in college & few times at work!! U know, in those time its damn hard to keep a serious face!!!!

Anand said...

Anshu;.............. Yea?? Tell me.. Tell US wot happened. Everyon ewants to know.
Aruna, u too.

Anand said...

Viji...................HI. yea, isn't it true?? Happens to all of us at some time or the other


Serious = poker face. Yea. WOt happed though...wanna tell me??

Sakshi said...

ye dude bhat is that thingu caaalled red cocomber?? me so crabings phor it right now. Can u pleaze tell ma the actual name in Malayalam phor this bonderphool thingu so that can go to the indian store here and bhuy it and cut it and eat it???? if u habe never heard of a languagu caalled malayalm no borries can tell me the hindi ooru any other Indain languagu name for it. pleaze do it in hurries bill ya...me really reaaally crabings phor it.

Danks in adbance phor your helpss

Anand said...

Chexy......Red cocomber or laal cucumber is always discovered...under the earth.
If you wud like to know more...press 10 and write 10 more comments. If you want to know other colors of cucumbers press 2 and write help colors. If you.......sighh..Im tired...jus pray for one. U mite get it.
;-)

Cham said...

Now I can imagine ur boss with the last pict! ha ha I remember one situat till now everyone in my family do the remark: when I was a kid, i laughed at the table, my dad hate if we talk (He think we should pay respect for food and open mouth just for food)so could u imagine if I laugh while eating... He slapped me, but doesn't stop me, I laughed more and quit the table....
I know sometimes I do get remarks from my sweet heart husb, saying that I should control my laugh in certain circust... But I never do and get weird remarks!

vAnDaNa sLaThIa said...

ha ha ha he he he hu hu hu
this happens wid me a hell lot of times
when i m being scolded by teachers
god, i dnt knw then wat to do
i'll try ur tips nw
thanx fr these tips :P

workhard said...

LOL.. that was hilarious.. mr.. andy.. u had to steal the show didnt ya..
What do u say gals

not only among women, among the men tooooo

im impressed....

Anand said...

Cham................Awwww. Hahahaaaa.... ya sometimes its jus not pssible to control. BUt wt a funny story urs...Lol.

Hey thanx for sharing it here.

Anand said...

Vandana.............hahahaa.......jus when u DONT have to do it...you do it.. Damn.

Temme if the tips work..Then Ill try them too. Heee

Anand said...

Wookieee.........Me?? Steal the show?? HAha... NAhhhh.. We jus tried. Lol.

BUT

NO EVIL REMARK FROM YOU ??????? I MADE U WRITE SOMETHING GOOD....NO EVIL. HA HA HA.

This is my real victory. Good over evil !! Hell Yeah..

workhard said...

Ok.. since when did anyone say you were GOOD.. i never read it anywhere and its only YOU who call me EVIL... im just an innocent soul.... and steal the show.. like huh steal the show.. im the saviour dude.. and all that.. yada yada yada...

P.S that did make me laugh though.. but we just got started here andy buddy

Anand said...

Wookiee babyy........Heeheee...Look it's simple logic. If I don't say Im good fr myself...who else will for me?? NO?? See??

JUs started? Hah. Lessee.

Cham said...

Guess this time my comment gonna stay! Yes, Google comment form gulped my comment this morni :(
I can relate ur boss with the last pict!

Anand said...

Cham..............No ways. Is my blog showing bad manners to you??????? Don't u worry, I'll see to it that it behaves properly with a lady.

So u can keep coming back if you like. :-)

Imp's Mom said...

workhard....babe ur the only one left out from gtalk... join in... n lets strt plotting

:P

ARUNA said...

hey i have to agree with workhard......u r the one who always steal the show....wat i mean to say is u r like a show stopper......bada hero bana phirtaa hai!
First it was the girl who needed ur emotional support and this time it was ur boss who was saved!!
Hey tomorrow if u get a promotion and hike,do let us know...ok!!!! And don't stop blogging after that! C ya tomorrow...bubbye!

workhard said...

AHAAAAAAAAAAAAA.... I love Aruna baby to have said that... and Imp dahling.. i ll be right there....
Plotting it is..



BTW.. andy.... were u challenging me.... by any chance..

Anand said...

Workhard......................u will plot graphs too?? But I'm sure with u around it will atleast be 'colorful'...an artist that u r. Hyuk hyuk.


Challange??? Innocent lil me?? Wot does..uh... challange mean?? Hee.

Anand said...

Aruna.................Lol. Hero..me?? Nahhhhh...
Hey, I don't make um, I jus say um. That's how it is.

Promotion n' hike......I don't think so. Not happening. Next time...I'm leavin my $$#@# boss to deal with it himself.

And hey.....I wasn't giving her any emotional support....I was jus answering her question, dude.

And bLoGGinG....?? Nahhhhh..not leavin that yet. Not until ur 'Temptation' is ON. :-) It was a scare yest, wasn't it??

ARUNA said...

oh yeah i forgot to mention ......how scared v were!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anand said...

Aruna..........U still haven't told us wot happend when u were on that interview. Im dying to know.

Imp's Mom said...

plotting graphs ...why not? as if we;r gonna tell U! ha!

man! Aruna and u really need to relax!

Anand said...

Impieee...........I wud know....wotever u do and where ever u plot. Remember mere jasooos?? :-)

Deepika Gupta said...

ha ha ha good one really....
i faced one such situation, a very serious meeting was going on between my boss and professor and my boss has habit of using certain funny words(abuse) inbtween his talks jus casually.. and gues wat i started laughing at the very moment.... i bend my head down and laughed like crazy ha ha ha

ARUNA said...

Yeah i was interviewing this one guy who looked manly,very manly and topping it was his attitude in his looks n dressing but when he opened his mouth, he was complete opposite, too too too feminine, cannot even imagine!
So that is when i cudn't stop laughing...and was struggling hard to control...he was going on and on and i was going red and red.
Was feeling like banging something or someone...if he saw me at that time he wud have noticed me laughing at him.
My colleague who was with me in the room cud figure out wat i was going thru...and he told the guy "looks like u r going to b a polarite soon (polaris employee) without any intention of taking him.
This brought smile on the guy's face and i took this chance, patted him and burst out, though it was totally unnecessary. Seeing me that guy also started laughing thinking that it might be the style here...haha.
Seeing both of us my colleague also started laughing as he thought this is the right time to let out his hidden emotions too....lol, so we laughed for 2-3min at a stretch and that is when i decided i should get out of here and went out! Never went to the room again!!!!!

Anand said...

Yo Deepika.............. Hahaa.. Yea such things r the things to rememebr by.

Anand said...

Pyaaarrr.. Hhahaaaahaha.. Tune toh uski leli..fullto boletoh !!
Poor dude man..... lol. I can jus imagine u. ;-)

Anand said...

Impieeee.......... ahh, a non believer. U shall see what u shall see then.

BrownPhantom said...

Funny :).
The itch to laugh becomes even severe when it has to be suppressed. Yes, you must avoid eye-contact at all cost :).

Anand said...

BrownPhantom....U wudn't mind if i called u...uh...BP, wud u??

So BP.........yep. U make eye contact...and ur a goner. Lol.

R.K. said...

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooo

I just kept laughing at the joke for around 5 minutes
thats a huge time, u know it esp. when u r in trouble.

Well my bunch of friends being those who find bizarre in almost anything, have made me a bit experienced in that. I cant share those things which made us laughed.
and we laughed heavily
and people kept wondering why
and said "Pagal ho gaye hain"
and we laughed even more

and BTW
i found two best ways to counter this in class
#1: Bite your tongue between your teeth as hard as it requires.
#2: ask the mate to punch u silently at ur back. Now that might sound so hard, but i understand, there are situations when you gotta control.

pronunciations play havoc, really :D

Anand said...

RK Bro............. Lol. Yea the one liner got a few of them..flat.

Nahh man...U HAVE to share the things that made u all laugh.... U jus HAVE to.

IM sure IM gonna laugh my sss off too. So tell it.

And yep...both ur points can be tried out. Kool.

Imp's Mom said...

u'r all ready? I'm talking abt the jassoos..time and place with the jassoos soon!

Anand said...

Imppieee.......The Jasoos is me, myself and I. SO once again...dont tempt me. Hee.

Hey, notice the one liner I put in at the end of the post....the one I had told them? Thanx for telling me to. ;-)

Imp's Mom said...

hehehe...

I'm usually scrolling till the end of the page to the comments and missed seeing it... saw it now and ur most welcome! :D

Anand said...

Impiee..............When ur scrolling on my page....scroll sloooowlllyyy, ok? Let my blog atleast feeeeeel the scroll ya !!

Imp's Mom said...

OMG!! ROTFL!!!

the blog feels my scroll ya... I just don't read the post every time...

Mr. Jasoos, I'd like to see u being at 2 places at the same time :P

avdi said...

Sir Fowl, the guy was laughing at animal kingdom, n you helped him out? You helped out your BOSS? hehe.. great you are.

Anand said...

IMpieeeee.....If I lay a bet with u...I'm sure I am the one who's gonna loose. SO why take chances ??? Hmmm??? hmm??? Hee

Anand said...

Avdi.................only as long as he was laughing on them..not slaying them. I thot it was ok to.

Yea I helped by boss. It was a military, covert operation where timing meant everything and all that stupid jazz. Haha.

Anand said...

Impieee............Seems ur speaking the Sakshi, Workhard language.....

Don't tempt me into accpeting it. I'm a fighter.
And I WILL vanquish my foes...be it Sexy, Wookie or u.

Besides...I don't fight girls ya. U mite get hurt. Heee..

workhard said...

Imp baby.. u ve got my support.. im backing u completely.. let charge... sexy where are ?

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Anand said...

Woookiee babyy...............Rani Laxmibai...
If iMpiee goes down...ur going down with her...u sure about this? hmm??

Anand said...

Hey Babli............. Thanx much. I'll visit ur blog. Sure.

Sakshi said...

Imp. Wookie...am back fresh after wandering in the wilderness for two days and yeah am there to pull this Blog Bhavan ka Krisna akka MBAS Man (My Boss's Ass Saver)down if that's what he wants.. hey imp's mom just be very very clear about the bet ok in case he gets away again with gals sympathy vote....

Wookie and Imp's mom u gals rock and Andy Bandy this post was hilarious but you know what it made me think how stupid I am for if something like this happens I don't think at all and go ahead laughing...guess that's rude...sheesh next time will remember your tips and save myself rather than my boss.

Anand said...

Sexyyy.........Missed u forest girl. MBAS.. HAhahahaa.

Baby..IAM the one who's gonna lay the bet..not her. And IF I do...I'll make sure I frame it with the precision of a lawyer with an experience of atleast 50 years.


And hey...Thanx so much..really. And yea...Save urself first. A good idea. :-)

Imp's Mom said...

workhard saakshi...thanx girls..knew would have ur support... and andy baby lets see what you come up with!

:P

Anand said...

Impieeee......... Look....Why should a guy hit his foot on the axe ....especially for all the wrong reasons??

Nahhhhhhh.......Not taking any chances. Who knows wot u girls mite do. Especially when Wookie and Sexy combine their strengths??


Poor me...No one loves me.. Boo hoo..sob sob.

workhard said...

LOL.. u scared buddy.. i should say you did make a right choice.. but then again, if theres no conflict.. no spice... thinking of spice.. where is Aruna.. Baby.. we need u hear.. a summon from the army....:)

Anand said...

Wookie..............This is jus' temporary. When I do come up with something... I'll have u women begging me to stop. lol.

And Aruna, Anshu, 10v.......U guys support me, don't u??

workhard said...

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Forming ur own lil army.....nahhhh.. thats no fun.. right?

Especially on ur own blog.. women rule ur blog.. the army of women to be precise...

workhard said...

Its the women against u.....

now that sounds like realllll fun...

ARUNA said...

hey wat's happening here......i guess we don't need a google talk anymore!! Can u tell me wat discussion is it....i want to participate too but my lappy is giving me trouble every now n then when i scroll.......so pls tell me what's going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

workhard said...

Aruna baby..just join the womens gang.. i mean army by now.. ..

Anand said...

Aruna...............Lol. It's fun this way though, inni??

No discussion. Nothing's goin on. Jus be with me. That's all. okies??

Anand said...

Aruna...........listen....wookie plans to drop u at the last moment. trust me. Be with me, ok?
Jus like ur blog..I like u too.. U know that, rite??

workhard said...

Andy.. u such a liar.. Aruna.. how can i drop anyone..u tell me..

If i ever find andy in reality.. u better start learn how to run fast buddy...

Aruna i never said that...

workhard said...

And im not stupid enough to share my plans wid u andy anyways..

Anand said...

Wookieee......wot hapnd??? So scared to tell the truth??? Or feigning innocence?? Aruna is not so dumb u know.

ARUNA said...

Andy y do u wanna seperate me from the women gang!!!!!!I also wan2 join the army.....i'm logging off from gtalk right now.....watever u wanna fight, fight here....hehe n the war begins!!!!!!!!

ARUNA said...

And y the hell u r telling all lies......din't i tell ya Jhooth boley kavva kaate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

workhard said...

Aruna baby.. i so love u.. andy dont u ever lie or else.. its more than a war.. u cant separate us all

aruna.. whatever conflict u wanna start.. im 100000000% backing u..

just howl at me girl.. im there!

Anand said...

Aruna.....My love.......... who wud protect poor ol andy then???? SOb. Don't u love me??

An no I didnt lie.

workhard said...

Bullshit andy....

u didnt lie.. my humungous asssss u didnt lie..

and who would protect u? what kinda of question is that...

Anand said...

Aruna.............WHat the......???

Listen Ill throw ur own jalebi and kheer right at u.....all those sweet items so u can understand it's from sweet Andy...

And it's no war. Wookie will drop u definately in the end.. Trust me. I know that.

Anand said...

Wookiee.....Ok lets come out with the truth now....
And Aruna is jus kidding. She's smart babyyy...very smart.

I trust u My Pyaar.

workhard said...

Aruna.. use ur own judgement..

u just have to trust your womens instincts.. women stick together !!!

and women rule.....:)

ARUNA said...

Andy i don't want u to get hurt baby......b calm and stop messing with all the women...the more u argue, the more u will b in trouble.....!

ARUNA said...

ok i have to get back to work now......wookie can take charge from her!!!!

Anand said...

Aruna..........babay I knew u cared for me. How sweet. I cud almost cry.
U see Wookie??? I toldja.

Inspiration said...

This happened to me as well.. I enjoyed reading this..

Cheers, great going....

Anshu said...

Hi all, sorry got lil busy wid work...so whats the fight all abo?? will some 1 explain???and Andy, u r a nice guy and will be there wid u after u loose, but am wid the grls rite now while the fight is on:-D.

Imp's Mom said...

jaana tha japan pahunchge cheen... can only happen here...

as if workhard is gonna ditch anybody... heck girl power rules baby!!!

;-P

workhard said...

Imp is so right.. We girls stand by each other....I wd never ditch the girl gang..

Anand said...

Anshu...............U will be with me AFTER I have lost?? First of all....Fat chance of THAT happening.
2ndly...so Ur gonna jump from the girl camp to mine after the battle??? Dal badloo. eh? hahaa. I like u, dude.

Anand said...

Impieee.. U don't hv to believe me. U'll know only when u see it urself. Till then...I'm putting my war attire on to fight the girl gang.....roses, cakes and free gifts. Heeee

Anand said...

Wookieee.......get ur army ready if u like..but to fight me...ull have to CATCH me first....Hahaa..
I run damn fast...only fair to let u know.

Atleast I know Anshu will be with me if im hurt in this fight.

Anand said...

Anshu honey.......here I am. Dar????? Aur main?? HAH !!! No ways !!!

Anshu said...

Dar????? Aur main?? HAH !!! No ways !!! thats what my son says when he is realllly scared.:-P

Anshu said...

yup Andy I am wid u after the fight is over..and i am sure the entire girls gang will join me too ..after all u r the one and only krishna kanhaiya of this gang and if u not dng fine then what happns to our A-Talk (Andy talk)which is better than google talk.

Anand said...

Anshu babyyy...............Awwww so sweeett..... BUT...dont expect me to go soft on you guys while we fight. I treat emenies as equals. Be warned.

This is Better than Gtalk, u think so?? Hahaaa.. It's so amazing. You're the THIRD person who has said this for this Blog so far.

Atalk.....Awwww man......U get a HUG from me whenever we meet for this. Thanx thanx. :-)

Imp's Mom said...

roses, cakes and free gifts??? ha! as if these "weapons" will win u the fight!

and btw where are the other guys, its not like u have only women commenting here... so where are the guys anyway?

and compare that to the the way the girls coming together...and u think one of is going to ditch the other? not happening man!

workhard said...

A talk!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

im sorry.. is this an inappropriate moment!!!!

Anand said...

Impieeee..... u c...looks r deceptive. "Wot u see now may not be"...some wise dude had said long back sometime. U believe him??

Besides...besides Roses, cakes and free gifts..I can also BRIBE. So glad I Stay in India. Heee..

Anand said...

Heyyyyyyyyyyy........Who's Jyoti????? That's a beautiful name. :-)

workhard said...

Noooo.. i love A talk..

Jyothi honey.. dont fall for those sweet words... they dangerous.. u d be safe with us..

Imp's Mom said...

guys its me! just didn't realise I was logged into a diff account...

flattery does not always work u knw anand!

Anand said...

HAhahaa........Hey I was genuinly saying it. So Wookie now I cant say somethin' sweet to anyone anymore??
How sad.

Anand said...

Impieeeee.......how do u differentiate bet flattery and genuinety? R u saying ur name is NOT good?? Say so and I'll agree then.

Imp's Mom said...

the situation differentiates b/w flattery and genuinety...

and we have successfully spammed the inboxes of the rest of the commentators!

Anand said...

HAhahaaa.... Spammers unite. ALl on my Blog. Rite here... Lol.

Sakshi said...

Am I glad I didn't subscribe to Atalk or by now would be sitting and deleting my mails from here. So this place is now more like Waterloo and Kurushetra?? Well I like that...always had a feeling that I was born to be a conqueror alas it's andy bandy's blog we are gonna conquer..hee am lovin it!! can hear trumpets blowing!!

So Andy now u have taken yet another avtaar?? from Blog Bhavan ke Kishen Kanhaiya to MBAS (My Boss's Ass Saver) to now that of Shakuni Mama??? Boy u guys don't have guts to fight in the open or what?? Aruna gal u r smart to make out his dubious schemes and Woo buddy we know you are not gonna dump us unless of course cupid strikes u...in that case any ways u r forgiven!! (Gals are so understanding inni???

And Andy don't worry we being gals and pyaari kudiya and all that...be sure we will all fuss over you once you lose..You will be spoilt rotten till u regain ur strength for yet another war...that's how things work in Gal Gang Land....
C ya at the Blogloo (oops sounds funny was just trying to recreate Waterloo effect)...gals ready with ur armours??

Anand said...

Sexy........Atalk is something I can't comment on. After all...everybody has a share on it. It's for everyone to decide.

And no...It's not so much like a waterLOO...it sounds more like a WaterHOLE. Heehehe.

Girls r so understanding...Sighhhhh.....OK. If u say so !!

I dunno about the fuss thing. Ive got to experince it to ..well..experince it.

See ya at the WaterHOLE then. Wink.

workhard said...

Hey sexy.. im soo glad u back.. btw.. the cupid is not going to strike me.. at all, even if it does, im gonna take the same arrow and fight back...LOL... i ll hit the cupid itself.. LOL and ofcourse other people who challenge me too....:)

Sharad Sharma said...

oh that was funny indeed :)
and those tips sure must be useful..
I will try them when I am in that situation the next time
I am there quite often :P

Anand said...

Hey Sharad...............Hahaha...It was indeed fun watching my boss too.

Hahaa...yea u try it and lemme know wot hapned. I need feedback, u know. :-)

ankita mehta said...

that was the dumbest one liner in the history of one liners but it worked wonders!!!!!!!!!!!!
Verdict: Anand's Boss resembles Ankita big time!!!
haaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahaahahah!!

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