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Welcome, O' high and might story teller.
Your fame precedes you. We are talking to you. Yea YOU - the famous yarn spinner of all times!!
This is the story so far. Read it. The rest..you have to create..should you choose to accept the assignment. If you do not, we stand to lose the $15,00,00,000 and our faces. Your 40% cut will be delivered to your bank account number as usual.
We assume your acceptance. Till the completion of the assignment, you shall go by the code name, 'Chote Miyaan 007', shhh. Best of luck !!
The story so far...
Yusuf Baig Ali Mohammad had just done with with his afternoon namaz and was making his way back to his clothes shop in the mid of the market, Delhi.
Harshwardhan Ganatra was a sales guy in a multi national company in Hydrabad. He had rushed home for his lunch like he did everyday. His mind revolved around his new big sales opportunity in the coming week.
Irabai Shilke, a maharashtrian, worked as a house help for a rich punjabi family in Mumbai. She sat in the drawing room chopping vegetables for the lunch that needed to be prepared that afternoon.
And quite far...away from the humdrum of city life, at the same time, on the mighty Himalayas, Lijoe and his 3 friends had jus settled down quite tired on a snow plain after having climbed some fifteen feet at a stretch. All lads of around 26 of age, had decided to go mountain climbing, having eyed this as a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Gathering their harnesses and pick axes, they gleefully clicked photographs of the beauty all around knowing those photos would be the talk of the town among their friends and family once they reach back home. It was snowing lightly and the wind was picking up. Lijoe and his friends decided to halt where they were and call it a day. By late evening, they had built a makeshift tent and settled down with ready tea and coffees, in their warm air bags.
Soon it had become night and everyone had dived into their bed and snored away to glory....except for Lijoe. The wind outside had picked up it's pace and Lijoe could hear it's sharp whistles. Sometime passed and sleep still deprived Lijoe.
Suddenly he heard a noise outside...near the tent. The noise sounded like the hmmm of a blowing fan or someone humming rapidly. His friends slept on with blissful ignorance. Lijoe popped his head out of the tent to look around. The humm still being there, he put on his warm heavy coat, hung his camera around his neck and got out of the tent to check the source of that mysterious hmm.
As he stood up in the snow, with the wind hitting him on his face, he looked around. It was very dark, frightening and somehow the place seemed hostile. He walked around his tent cautiously for he thought the humm might have been that of a bear nearby. But he could see nothing..yet the feeling of something odd persisted and the humm stayed on.
And then...he saw. He saw a light. It came from the other side of the rocks not so far away. It was a dim and a different kind of light...or it seemed so.. from where he stood. Something seemed to cover it. He realized it was from a cave.....a naturally formed cave that had gone unnoticed by them so far. But this was too far up on the mountain for anyone to be living and no one had informed them of any other group of mountain climbers that week.
The cave didn't seem too far away from him to have a look at. And if there was light, it stood to reason there was a human inside. He decided not to alarm his sleeping friends and check it out himself. ..............
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WHAT HAPPENED NEXT.......??
So Chote Miyaan 007, this is where you takeover. Spin the yarn, o' story teller and spin it good. Use your powers of imagination. We rely on you.
Remember : With great power comes great responsibility and shit.
Best of luck.
Rules:
A. Only 3 lines of story per comment. Non-story comments are always welcome as usual.
B. Plz copy the 3 lines of story from the comment above yours and add it to yours in your comment. So the story will proceed as per each comment...doubling with each one.
C. No limit to comments (story lines). You can keep at it.
D. UPDATED STORY WILL BE POSTED, AS IT COMES, AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS POST BELOW.
E. And... most importantly. HAVE FUN O' great yarn spinner..! :-) :-)
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Updated story contributed by 007 via COMMENTS :
(Tanvi)
He walked carefully in the dark, trying not to slip or make noise. He obviously didn't want to scare away anything or anyone , if there was any. Soon he approached the cave and somehow there was a little warmth emerging from the cave..
(Avdi)
He looked into the cave and saw a tall man. He was dressed in white and had a long beard and emanated light. Lijoe was transfixed while the creature slowly turned and fixed his beam like eyes on him.
(Self Proclaimed...)
Lijoe suddenly realized that the beam like eyes were actually the sunlight in his room and that he was late for the mountain climbing, knew would be screwed later on, so he went back to sleep as normal people do on their offs.
(Me)
On 2nd thoughts he realized, it was dead of the night, he was wide awake and facing real danger. This creature was as real as they came. Was this...what they called a YETI - the monster of the mountains, spotted by monks a long time back??
Lijoe shivered. Whatever the mystery of he light, he had to first get out of this place and alert his friends. The creature was still staring at him menacingly.
(Self Proclaimed...)
but no, the Yeti died 100000 years ago when his great great great great great grandfather slaughtered it (?) during the famous fight of "Man and Yeti 1546". He fiddled with the medal which was given to his great great great great great grandfather by the then King "Chi Huan" for slaughtering that beast! No, that thing with beam like eyes has to be the great great great great great grandson of the yeti and great great great great grandson of Big Foot. It has to be "The Lochness Monster (Gasp!)
(Me)
All that may be true", he thought. But rite now it was a great time to - Panic. So, he put his palms on his cheeks, screamed loud like a woman, turned and ran like hell. He just had to get back to his tent since one of his friends was an expert on the Lochness Monster.
(Self Proclaimed...)
And scream he did. Like a woman who was denied her chocolate, he screamed. The scream was loud that Yusuf Baig Ali Mohammad nearly collapsed on the Streets of Delhi, Harshwardhan Ganatra temporarily rendered brain damage in which he forgot about his new sales deal and Irabai Shilke cut her finger while chopping vegetables. But his Lochness Monster expert friend refused, simple REFUSED, to wake up from the dead. But little did the world know that the above three mentioned people had the power to destroy the monster. So hitching up their Pj, business suit and 9 yard Saree (respectively) they ran towards a water body and like one dipped their special rings in the water and were transported to right in front of the screaming Lijoe. He almost fainted with this 2nd shock.
(Me)
Lijoe was stunned at all that was happening to him all of a sudden...ever since he had seen the light. But he suddenly realized why these crazy things were happening to him. He had a pretty good idea why all hell was breaking loose rite in front of his eyes.
(Avdi)
He remembered that the light that was emnating from the ggggggrandson of YetiLochNessMonster that his ggggggrandfather had killed was actually a signal. His subconscious had registered it BUT he was slow to understand. It was telling him that the planet earth was facing a great danger that only Lijoe could avert.
(Me)
"MY PLANET EARTH IN DANGER?? ", thought Lijoe. "Not in a 1000 years. Not when I am still alive. I guess now it's time for - The greatest Super Hero - 'Monster fighter Lijoe-man' to make an entrance." And so thinking, he looked for a telephone booth somewhere nearby to change his getup in a hurry....
(Sakshi)
He turned frantically around and saw a telephone booth hanging upside down at the back of the mysterious cave. He rushed towards it and yanked opened the door and what he saw inside made him scream out for Jesus H Christ....Inside curled up was a creature who looked like half a frog from the waist down and above the waist line was that of a handsome prince with his crown screwed tightly over his head.
Readers please welcome the character of the BLogprince ;)
(Imp's Mom)
Stunned Silence. Then realization dawns... Another Superhero? and then starts the race to save the planet earth. And too bad they cant work together cause they Hate each other.
(Sakshi and Me - at the same time)
Lijoe thought the chilling snow was playing a trick on him and to check if he was dreaming, he whacked his butt. A scream escaped his mouth before he could stifle the sound of pain caused upon himself. The sound was enough to stir up the sleeping BLOGPRINCE.
He knew for sure somehow, that he hated this another superhero...the first time he saw him. he didnt have to wackhis butt again for that. So without formal introductions, Lijoe man asked Blogprince, "Hey dude, wot r your powers? WOt can u do?" BlogPrince replied, "Dude, U can call me Prince for short, chill out. And cant u fuckin see my legs?? I can jump tall buildings in a single leap. Im a born leader. Enuff about me. What can YOU do?? "
(Imp's Mom)
Me?? *thud* I dunno! I just realized I am A SuperHero. WOW!
(Me)
The prince further said, "Lijoe-Man, know any good plastic surgeon, who's like 'in the budget' so to speak?? After this thing is over, I wanna get my legs fixed."
(Workhard)
Lijoe could think of only one person.. this kind hearted brain surgeon who specializes in amputation too.. Dr WOO.. and she d be happy to help.. sarcastic though.. in the 'Prince's budget'.... she would be willing to do it for free!!!!! Would the prince be ready for a consultation?Hmmmmm
(Me)
But he decided, he wudn't want any other man to go thru wot he himself did with Dr Woo. So he said, "Nahh, I don't know any surgeon really. But I do know though, wotever u do, do not go to any doc by the name 'Dr Woo'. And don't u know the concept of yellow pages, man? Find one in there. Now...stay still and let me see wot Earth shattering problem we have come across this time". So saying, Lijoe-man walked bravely deeper into the cave. He didnt know wot awaited him inside.
(Avdi)
What the BLOGPRINCE did not know was that he was this way because he was only half kissed by a princess, he needed another half kiss from the same princess, not some surgeon. Anyhow, LIJOE had to go save the world and needed to find HIS powers. So he went deeper in the cave and found the telephone booth shining like a lovely beacon.
(Me)
"Damn, another telephone booth?", thought Lijoe-man. "Either there are a lot of Superheroes who come here for quick getup changes or it seems some telephone company is involved. Ah hah !! I'm getting somehwere." Though he hated the Prince for some unknown reason, Lijoe-man thot he should ask the Prince to call his people to surround the cave. Backup was needed.
(Avdi)
LIJOE told the Blogprince to get help and meanwhile stepped into the phone booth. He found himself turning into a huge big TWITTER. "Shit!", he thought, "we are all connected to www, so surely the danger lies with the dreadful anti-www which is planning to DISCONNECT THE WORLD, HOW HOW HOW AWFUL." Blogprince tore his mind away from his deformed lowers and used his mind for a change, YESSS, he came to same conclusion as LIJOE-TWITTER and promptly put up an emergency post. LIJOE-Twitter Twitted mightily with all his powers and soon there were swarms of twits who rose up from the wires and zoomed towards the caves in the upper reaches. Blogrolls were rolling the information of the imminent threat to www in huge waves, and rolling towards the caves.
(Me)
"Drat, not a single sensible reply? Who lets these dimwits get connected to the Net anyways - especially Twitter?", thot Lijoe-man. Meanwhile, The Blogprince had used his powers of leap, hop and skip and had leaped onto the nearest village on the mountains. He gathered a few non English speaking people on yaks and got them to surround the Cave. And twitted a reply t Lijoe-man, inside the cave that backup was now ready. Wot's the plan??
(Me)
And..instantly the Blog prince got a reply back frm Jijoe man. This was teh precise, word to wrd reply, " HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA". The Prince cudnt understand at all. And twitted back saying, "F##k man, come on out and explain this hahaha."
(Self Proclaimed...)
Selfie said "Lijoe replied back saying, "hahahahahahahahahahhahaha, i cannot. i am laughing too hard! ROFLMAO""
(Me)
"Ya, everyone thinks he is a comedian. I guess the REAL superhero has to do the real work" thought the Prince and hoped a huge hop into the cave to find out for himself. So hop hp he went and soon he was standing next to the laughing Lijoe man. And when finally the Prince saw wat lay in from of them...the reason why Lijoe cudnt stop laughing...he understood everything. The Prince cudnt help smile too but then said in his low commanding voice, "OK, very funny but..time to end this."
(Me)
And suddenly.......one of his sleeping friends shouted something...in his sleep. The shout awoke Lijoe. He was still in his tent.
He turned on the lights, looked at the Superhero Comics he had been reading before he slept. Setting them aside, he smiled, took on a big breath and thought aloud - "Ahh, WOTA DREAM...IF ONLY I WAS A SUPERHERO.....Sighhhh"
He saw his friends sleeping peacefully and switched off the light once again.
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Welcome, O' high and might story teller.
Your fame precedes you. We are talking to you. Yea YOU - the famous yarn spinner of all times!!
This is the story so far. Read it. The rest..you have to create..should you choose to accept the assignment. If you do not, we stand to lose the $15,00,00,000 and our faces. Your 40% cut will be delivered to your bank account number as usual.
We assume your acceptance. Till the completion of the assignment, you shall go by the code name, 'Chote Miyaan 007', shhh. Best of luck !!
The story so far...
Yusuf Baig Ali Mohammad had just done with with his afternoon namaz and was making his way back to his clothes shop in the mid of the market, Delhi.
Harshwardhan Ganatra was a sales guy in a multi national company in Hydrabad. He had rushed home for his lunch like he did everyday. His mind revolved around his new big sales opportunity in the coming week.
Irabai Shilke, a maharashtrian, worked as a house help for a rich punjabi family in Mumbai. She sat in the drawing room chopping vegetables for the lunch that needed to be prepared that afternoon.
And quite far...away from the humdrum of city life, at the same time, on the mighty Himalayas, Lijoe and his 3 friends had jus settled down quite tired on a snow plain after having climbed some fifteen feet at a stretch. All lads of around 26 of age, had decided to go mountain climbing, having eyed this as a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Gathering their harnesses and pick axes, they gleefully clicked photographs of the beauty all around knowing those photos would be the talk of the town among their friends and family once they reach back home. It was snowing lightly and the wind was picking up. Lijoe and his friends decided to halt where they were and call it a day. By late evening, they had built a makeshift tent and settled down with ready tea and coffees, in their warm air bags.
Soon it had become night and everyone had dived into their bed and snored away to glory....except for Lijoe. The wind outside had picked up it's pace and Lijoe could hear it's sharp whistles. Sometime passed and sleep still deprived Lijoe.
Suddenly he heard a noise outside...near the tent. The noise sounded like the hmmm of a blowing fan or someone humming rapidly. His friends slept on with blissful ignorance. Lijoe popped his head out of the tent to look around. The humm still being there, he put on his warm heavy coat, hung his camera around his neck and got out of the tent to check the source of that mysterious hmm.
As he stood up in the snow, with the wind hitting him on his face, he looked around. It was very dark, frightening and somehow the place seemed hostile. He walked around his tent cautiously for he thought the humm might have been that of a bear nearby. But he could see nothing..yet the feeling of something odd persisted and the humm stayed on.And then...he saw. He saw a light. It came from the other side of the rocks not so far away. It was a dim and a different kind of light...or it seemed so.. from where he stood. Something seemed to cover it. He realized it was from a cave.....a naturally formed cave that had gone unnoticed by them so far. But this was too far up on the mountain for anyone to be living and no one had informed them of any other group of mountain climbers that week.
The cave didn't seem too far away from him to have a look at. And if there was light, it stood to reason there was a human inside. He decided not to alarm his sleeping friends and check it out himself. ..............
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT.......??
So Chote Miyaan 007, this is where you takeover. Spin the yarn, o' story teller and spin it good. Use your powers of imagination. We rely on you.
Remember : With great power comes great responsibility and shit.
Best of luck.
Rules:
A. Only 3 lines of story per comment. Non-story comments are always welcome as usual.
B. Plz copy the 3 lines of story from the comment above yours and add it to yours in your comment. So the story will proceed as per each comment...doubling with each one.
C. No limit to comments (story lines). You can keep at it.
D. UPDATED STORY WILL BE POSTED, AS IT COMES, AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS POST BELOW.
E. And... most importantly. HAVE FUN O' great yarn spinner..! :-) :-)
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Updated story contributed by 007 via COMMENTS :
(Tanvi)
He walked carefully in the dark, trying not to slip or make noise. He obviously didn't want to scare away anything or anyone , if there was any. Soon he approached the cave and somehow there was a little warmth emerging from the cave..
(Avdi)
He looked into the cave and saw a tall man. He was dressed in white and had a long beard and emanated light. Lijoe was transfixed while the creature slowly turned and fixed his beam like eyes on him.
(Self Proclaimed...)
Lijoe suddenly realized that the beam like eyes were actually the sunlight in his room and that he was late for the mountain climbing, knew would be screwed later on, so he went back to sleep as normal people do on their offs.
(Me)
On 2nd thoughts he realized, it was dead of the night, he was wide awake and facing real danger. This creature was as real as they came. Was this...what they called a YETI - the monster of the mountains, spotted by monks a long time back??
Lijoe shivered. Whatever the mystery of he light, he had to first get out of this place and alert his friends. The creature was still staring at him menacingly.
(Self Proclaimed...)
but no, the Yeti died 100000 years ago when his great great great great great grandfather slaughtered it (?) during the famous fight of "Man and Yeti 1546". He fiddled with the medal which was given to his great great great great great grandfather by the then King "Chi Huan" for slaughtering that beast! No, that thing with beam like eyes has to be the great great great great great grandson of the yeti and great great great great grandson of Big Foot. It has to be "The Lochness Monster (Gasp!)
(Me)
All that may be true", he thought. But rite now it was a great time to - Panic. So, he put his palms on his cheeks, screamed loud like a woman, turned and ran like hell. He just had to get back to his tent since one of his friends was an expert on the Lochness Monster.
(Self Proclaimed...)
And scream he did. Like a woman who was denied her chocolate, he screamed. The scream was loud that Yusuf Baig Ali Mohammad nearly collapsed on the Streets of Delhi, Harshwardhan Ganatra temporarily rendered brain damage in which he forgot about his new sales deal and Irabai Shilke cut her finger while chopping vegetables. But his Lochness Monster expert friend refused, simple REFUSED, to wake up from the dead. But little did the world know that the above three mentioned people had the power to destroy the monster. So hitching up their Pj, business suit and 9 yard Saree (respectively) they ran towards a water body and like one dipped their special rings in the water and were transported to right in front of the screaming Lijoe. He almost fainted with this 2nd shock.
(Me)
Lijoe was stunned at all that was happening to him all of a sudden...ever since he had seen the light. But he suddenly realized why these crazy things were happening to him. He had a pretty good idea why all hell was breaking loose rite in front of his eyes.
(Avdi)
He remembered that the light that was emnating from the ggggggrandson of YetiLochNessMonster that his ggggggrandfather had killed was actually a signal. His subconscious had registered it BUT he was slow to understand. It was telling him that the planet earth was facing a great danger that only Lijoe could avert.
(Me)
"MY PLANET EARTH IN DANGER?? ", thought Lijoe. "Not in a 1000 years. Not when I am still alive. I guess now it's time for - The greatest Super Hero - 'Monster fighter Lijoe-man' to make an entrance." And so thinking, he looked for a telephone booth somewhere nearby to change his getup in a hurry....
(Sakshi)
He turned frantically around and saw a telephone booth hanging upside down at the back of the mysterious cave. He rushed towards it and yanked opened the door and what he saw inside made him scream out for Jesus H Christ....Inside curled up was a creature who looked like half a frog from the waist down and above the waist line was that of a handsome prince with his crown screwed tightly over his head.
Readers please welcome the character of the BLogprince ;)
(Imp's Mom)
Stunned Silence. Then realization dawns... Another Superhero? and then starts the race to save the planet earth. And too bad they cant work together cause they Hate each other.
(Sakshi and Me - at the same time)
Lijoe thought the chilling snow was playing a trick on him and to check if he was dreaming, he whacked his butt. A scream escaped his mouth before he could stifle the sound of pain caused upon himself. The sound was enough to stir up the sleeping BLOGPRINCE.
He knew for sure somehow, that he hated this another superhero...the first time he saw him. he didnt have to wackhis butt again for that. So without formal introductions, Lijoe man asked Blogprince, "Hey dude, wot r your powers? WOt can u do?" BlogPrince replied, "Dude, U can call me Prince for short, chill out. And cant u fuckin see my legs?? I can jump tall buildings in a single leap. Im a born leader. Enuff about me. What can YOU do?? "
(Imp's Mom)
Me?? *thud* I dunno! I just realized I am A SuperHero. WOW!
(Me)
The prince further said, "Lijoe-Man, know any good plastic surgeon, who's like 'in the budget' so to speak?? After this thing is over, I wanna get my legs fixed."
(Workhard)
Lijoe could think of only one person.. this kind hearted brain surgeon who specializes in amputation too.. Dr WOO.. and she d be happy to help.. sarcastic though.. in the 'Prince's budget'.... she would be willing to do it for free!!!!! Would the prince be ready for a consultation?Hmmmmm
(Me)
But he decided, he wudn't want any other man to go thru wot he himself did with Dr Woo. So he said, "Nahh, I don't know any surgeon really. But I do know though, wotever u do, do not go to any doc by the name 'Dr Woo'. And don't u know the concept of yellow pages, man? Find one in there. Now...stay still and let me see wot Earth shattering problem we have come across this time". So saying, Lijoe-man walked bravely deeper into the cave. He didnt know wot awaited him inside.
(Avdi)
What the BLOGPRINCE did not know was that he was this way because he was only half kissed by a princess, he needed another half kiss from the same princess, not some surgeon. Anyhow, LIJOE had to go save the world and needed to find HIS powers. So he went deeper in the cave and found the telephone booth shining like a lovely beacon.
(Me)
"Damn, another telephone booth?", thought Lijoe-man. "Either there are a lot of Superheroes who come here for quick getup changes or it seems some telephone company is involved. Ah hah !! I'm getting somehwere." Though he hated the Prince for some unknown reason, Lijoe-man thot he should ask the Prince to call his people to surround the cave. Backup was needed.
(Avdi)
LIJOE told the Blogprince to get help and meanwhile stepped into the phone booth. He found himself turning into a huge big TWITTER. "Shit!", he thought, "we are all connected to www, so surely the danger lies with the dreadful anti-www which is planning to DISCONNECT THE WORLD, HOW HOW HOW AWFUL." Blogprince tore his mind away from his deformed lowers and used his mind for a change, YESSS, he came to same conclusion as LIJOE-TWITTER and promptly put up an emergency post. LIJOE-Twitter Twitted mightily with all his powers and soon there were swarms of twits who rose up from the wires and zoomed towards the caves in the upper reaches. Blogrolls were rolling the information of the imminent threat to www in huge waves, and rolling towards the caves.
(Me)
"Drat, not a single sensible reply? Who lets these dimwits get connected to the Net anyways - especially Twitter?", thot Lijoe-man. Meanwhile, The Blogprince had used his powers of leap, hop and skip and had leaped onto the nearest village on the mountains. He gathered a few non English speaking people on yaks and got them to surround the Cave. And twitted a reply t Lijoe-man, inside the cave that backup was now ready. Wot's the plan??
(Me)
And..instantly the Blog prince got a reply back frm Jijoe man. This was teh precise, word to wrd reply, " HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA". The Prince cudnt understand at all. And twitted back saying, "F##k man, come on out and explain this hahaha."
(Self Proclaimed...)
Selfie said "Lijoe replied back saying, "hahahahahahahahahahhahaha, i cannot. i am laughing too hard! ROFLMAO""
(Me)
"Ya, everyone thinks he is a comedian. I guess the REAL superhero has to do the real work" thought the Prince and hoped a huge hop into the cave to find out for himself. So hop hp he went and soon he was standing next to the laughing Lijoe man. And when finally the Prince saw wat lay in from of them...the reason why Lijoe cudnt stop laughing...he understood everything. The Prince cudnt help smile too but then said in his low commanding voice, "OK, very funny but..time to end this."
(Me)
And suddenly.......one of his sleeping friends shouted something...in his sleep. The shout awoke Lijoe. He was still in his tent.
He turned on the lights, looked at the Superhero Comics he had been reading before he slept. Setting them aside, he smiled, took on a big breath and thought aloud - "Ahh, WOTA DREAM...IF ONLY I WAS A SUPERHERO.....Sighhhh"
He saw his friends sleeping peacefully and switched off the light once again.
XXXXX ---- THE END ---- XXXXX
First comment??? really??? OMG....is it me???
I have never been the first to commment...ok..lemme now continue the story..as much as i can...
The cave didn't seem too far away from him to have a look at. And if there was light, it stood to reason there was a human inside. He decided not to alarm his sleeping friends and check it out himself. ..............
He walked carefully in the dark, trying not to slip or make noise. He obviously didn't want to scare away anything or anyone , if there was any. Soon he approached the cave and somehow there was a little warmth emerging from the cave..
I really hope this doesnt get deleted
wo ho ho Tanvi....first comment. Man, tas kool. Congi. yea it's you. Lol.
And why the hell wud it be deleted?? Grrr.
Tanvi........Hmmm.....nice continuation. Gud one.
Hmm..I wonder wot will happen next...???
He looked into the cave and saw a tall man. He was dressed in white and had a long beard and emnated light. Lijoe was transfixed while the creature slowly turned and fixed his beam like eyes on him.
A suggestion = cut and paste the 'additions' to the story on the main blog so the reader does not lose any links.
Avdi said, "He looked into the cave and saw a tall man. He was dressed in white and had a long beard and emnated light. Lijoe was transfixed while the creature slowly turned and fixed his beam like eyes on him."
Lijoe suddenly realized that the beam like eyes were actually the sunlight in his room and that he was late for the mountain climbing, knew would be screwed later on, so he went back to sleep as normal people do on their offs
Self said "Lijoe suddenly realized that the beam like eyes were actually the sunlight in his room and that he was late for the mountain climbing, knew would be screwed later on, so he went back to sleep as normal people do on their offs"
On 2nd thoughts he realized, it was dead of the night, he was wide awake and facing real danger. This creature was as real as they came. Was this...what they called a YETI - the monster of the mountains, spotted by monks a long time back??
I said, "On 2nd thoughts he realized, it was dead of the night, he was wide awake and facing real danger. This creature was as real as they came. Was this...what they called a YETI - the monster of the mountains, spotted by monks a long time back??"
Continuing..."Lijoe shivered. Whatever the mystery of he light, he had to first get out of this place and alert his friends. The creature was still staring at him menacingly."
anand said, "On 2nd thoughts he realized, it was dead of the night, he was wide awake and facing real danger. This creature was as real as they came. Was this...what they called a YETI - the monster of the mountains, spotted by monks a long time back??"
but no, the Yeti died 100000 years ago when his great great great great great grandfather slaughtered it (?) during the famous fight of "Man and Yeti 1546". He fiddled with the medal which was given to his great great great great great grandfather by the then King "Chi Huan" for slaughtering that beast! No, that thing with beam like eyes has to be the great great great great great grandson of the yeti and great great great great grandson of Big Foot. It has to be "The Lochness Monster" (Gasp!)
Hahhahaaa..........hahaha..man....and after so many years..the yeti story is also being slaughtered by another SELF made monster of the 21st century. Hahaha
Self said, "but no, the Yeti died 100000 years ago when his great great great great great grandfather slaughtered it (?) during the famous fight of "Man and Yeti 1546". He fiddled with the medal which was given to his great great great great great grandfather by the then King "Chi Huan" for slaughtering that beast! No, that thing with beam like eyes has to be the great great great great great grandson of the yeti and great great great great grandson of Big Foot. It has to be "The Lochness Monster" (Gasp!)"
"All that may be true", he thought. But rite now it was a great time to - Panic. So, he put his palms on his cheeks, screamed loud like a woman, turned and ran like hell. He just had to get back to his tent since one of his friends was an expert on the Lochness Monster."
Anand said, ""All that may be true", he thought. But rite now it was a great time to - Panic. So, he put his palms on his cheeks, screamed loud like a woman, turned and ran like hell. He just had to get back to his tent since one of his friends was an expert on the Lochness Monster."
And scream he did. Like a woman who was denied her chocolate, he screamed. The scream was loud that Yusuf Baig Ali Mohammad nearly collapsed on the Streets of Delhi, Harshwardhan Ganatra temporarily rendered brain damage in which he forgot about his new sales deal and Irabai Shilke cut her finger while chopping vegetables. But his Lochness Monster expert friend refused, simple REFUSED, to wake up from the dead. But little did the world know that the above three mentioned peopel had the power to destroy the monster. So hitching up their Pj, business suit and 9 yard saree (respectively) they ran towards a water body and like one dipped their special rings in the water and were transported to right in front of the screaming Lijoe. He almost fainted with this 2nd shock.
Good post Andy.. when i think of something..i will return..
Selfie.........U rock babyy. Haha.
Anyone else dare screw up Selfie's version??
Thanx Woo. Think hard.
Updated story contributed by Chote Miyaan 007 ON COMMENTS :
He walked carefully in the dark, trying not to slip or make noise. He obviously didn't want to scare away anything or anyone , if there was any. Soon he approached the cave and somehow there was a little warmth emerging from the cave..
He looked into the cave and saw a tall man. He was dressed in white and had a long beard and emanated light. Lijoe was transfixed while the creature slowly turned and fixed his beam like eyes on him.
Lijoe suddenly realized that the beam like eyes were actually the sunlight in his room and that he was late for the mountain climbing, knew would be screwed later on, so he went back to sleep as normal people do on their offs.
On 2nd thoughts he realized, it was dead of the night, he was wide awake and facing real danger. This creature was as real as they came. Was this...what they called a YETI - the monster of the mountains, spotted by monks a long time back??
Lijoe shivered. Whatever the mystery of he light, he had to first get out of this place and alert his friends. The creature was still staring at him menacingly.
but no, the Yeti died 100000 years ago when his great great great great great grandfather slaughtered it (?) during the famous fight of "Man and Yeti 1546". He fiddled with the medal which was given to his great great great great great grandfather by the then King "Chi Huan" for slaughtering that beast! No, that thing with beam like eyes has to be the great great great great great grandson of the yeti and great great great great grandson of Big Foot. It has to be "The Lochness Monster (Gasp!)
All that may be true", he thought. But rite now it was a great time to - Panic. So, he put his palms on his cheeks, screamed loud like a woman, turned and ran like hell. He just had to get back to his tent since one of his friends was an expert on the Lochness Monster.
And scream he did. Like a woman who was denied her chocolate, he screamed. The scream was loud that Yusuf Baig Ali Mohammad nearly collapsed on the Streets of Delhi, Harshwardhan Ganatra temporarily rendered brain damage in which he forgot about his new sales deal and Irabai Shilke cut her finger while chopping vegetables. But his Lochness Monster expert friend refused, simple REFUSED, to wake up from the dead. But little did the world know that the above three mentioned peopel had the power to destroy the monster. So hitching up their Pj, business suit and 9 yard saree (respectively) they ran towards a water body and like one dipped their special rings in the water and were transported to right in front of the screaming Lijoe. He almost fainted with this 2nd shock.
WHAT NEXT...???
Lijoe was stunned at all that was happening to him all of a sudden...ever since he had seen the light. But he suddenly realized why these crazy things were happening to him. He had a pretty good idea why all hell was breaking loose rite in front of his eyes.
He remembered that the light that was emnating from the ggggggrandson of YetiLochNessMonster that his ggggggrandfather had killed was actually a signal. His subconcious had registered it BUT he was slow to understand. It was telling him that the planet earth was facing a great danger that only Lijoe could avert.
arrey bhai brackets me contributor ka naam bhi daal de ni.
Avdi said "He remembered that the light that was emnating from the ggggggrandson of YetiLochNessMonster that his ggggggrandfather had killed was actually a signal. His subconcious had registered it BUT he was slow to understand. It was telling him that the planet earth was facing a great danger that only Lijoe could avert."
"MY PLANET EARTH IN DANGER?? ",thought Lijoe. "Not in a 1000 years. Not when I am still alive. I guess now it's time for - The greatest Super Hero - 'Monster fighter Lijoe-man' to make an entrance." And so thinking, he looked for a telephone booth somewhere nearby to change his getup in a hurry.
Avdi....u rock. Lol. Ok both of ur suggestions - fantastic. :-)
Andy Panda said "MY PLANET EARTH IN DANGER?? ", thought Lijoe. "Not in a 1000 years. Not when I am still alive. I guess now it's time for - The greatest Super Hero - 'Monster fighter Lijoe-man' to make an entrance." And so thinking, he looked for a telephone booth somewhere nearby to change his getup in a hurry....
He turned frantically around and saw a telephone booth hanging upside down at the back of the mysterious cave. He rushed towards it and yanked opened the door and what he saw inside made him scream out for Jesus H Christ....Inside curled up was a creature who looked like half a frog from the waist down and above the waist line was that of a handsome prince with his crown screwed tightly over his head.
readers please welcome the character of the BLogprince ;)
Andy boy did I ever tell you that your brain is awesome?? Am cursing myself for not coming over to ur this post earlier. Was caught up with entertaining friends who came over for sharing my son's bday celebration. The boy turned 5 on this sunday...sobs
Mad Hatter Babe: "He turned frantically around and saw a telephone booth hanging upside down at the back of the mysterious cave. He rushed towards it and yanked opened the door and what he saw inside made him scream out for Jesus H Christ....Inside curled up was a creature who looked like half a frog from the waist down and above the waist line was that of a handsome prince with his crown screwed tightly over his head."
Stunned Silence. Then realization dawns... Another Superhero? and then starts the race to save the planet earth. And too bad they cant work together cause they Hate each other.
best post ever Andy!
Yo??? Everyone??? Where is this story going?? Damn...this is not wot I had originally imagined it to be.
Sexy...Hi. Damn, u had to get the BlogPrince in this, didn't u?
But..well...since u mentioned he is..uh..handsome and..uh...with a crown AND he's a superhero....well.....OK. Kool. He's in - wot the hell.
BlogPrince Superhero. Lol.
Im constantly trying to work my brains...stress on the word 'trying'. :-)
Impieee...that goes without saying. This post is the best ever......cuz everyone is in it. ;-)
Andy since when did your comment section go the way you had imagined it to go? U seem to forget that this blog's reins are held by the Super Powers of G3.
Ok so now...
Impiee said "Stunned Silence. Then realization dawns... Another Superhero? and then starts the race to save the planet earth. And too bad they cant work together cause they Hate each other."
They hated each other..the first time they saw each other. They didn't know why though. So without formal introductions, Lijoe man asked Blogprince, "Hey dude, wot r your powers? WOt can u do?" BlogPrince replied, "Dude, U can call me Prince for short, chill out. And cant u fuckin see my legs?? I can jump tall buildings in a single leap. Im a born leader. Enuff about me. What can YOU do?? "
Hmmm...food for thot there.
Hmphh so called G3....wotever.
Impy said "Stunned Silence. Then realization dawns... Another Superhero? and then starts the race to save the planet earth. And too bad they cant work together cause they Hate each other."
Lijoe thought the chilling snow was playing a trick on him and to check if he was dreaming, he whacked his butt.A scream escaped his mouth before he could stifle the sound of pain caused upon himself. The sound was enough to stir up the sleeping BLOGPRINCE.
Haha...Sexy....u hv to do it faster.. I had already taken up after Impy. Read #35. :-) Give it another shot....slow poke.
Well I think we both posted at the same time..Your rules didn't say anything abt simultaneous comments...sigh!! Do we call for a vote now??
Vote? ya rite. Like Id get any.
No waiting. The story suspense is killing me. Im combining urs and my story together. Read the end of the story in a minute or so.
The End of the story??? its just the begining :P
Sakshi and Andy's:
Lijoe thought the chilling snow was playing a trick on him and to check if he was dreaming, he whacked his butt.A scream escaped his mouth before he could stifle the sound of pain caused upon himself. The sound was enough to stir up the sleeping BLOGPRINCE.
They hated each other..the first time they saw each other. They didn't know why though. So without formal introductions, Lijoe man asked Blogprince, "Hey dude, wot r your powers? WOt can u do?" BlogPrince replied, "Dude, U can call me Prince for short, chill out. And cant u fuckin see my legs?? I can jump tall buildings in a single leap. Im a born leader. Enuff about me. What can YOU do?? "
Me?? *thud* I dunno! I just realised I am A SuperHero. WOW!
Imp's mom said "Me?? *thud* I dunno! I just realised I am A SuperHero. WOW!"
The prince further said,Lijoe-Man, know any good plastic surgeon, who's like 'in the budget' so to speak?? After this thing is over, I wanna get my legs fixed."
Anand Said... The prince further said,Lijoe-Man, know any good plastic surgeon, who's like 'in the budget' so to speak?? After this thing is over, I wanna get my legs fixed."
Lijoe could think of only one person.. this kind hearted brain surgeon who specializes in amputation too.. Dr WOO.. and she d be happy to help.. sarcastic though.. in the 'Prince's budget'.... she would be willing to do it for free!!!!! Would the prince be ready for a consultation?Hmmmmm
Anand Said... The prince further said,Lijoe-Man, know any good plastic surgeon, who's like 'in the budget' so to speak?? After this thing is over, I wanna get my legs fixed."
Lijoe could think of only one person.. this kind hearted brain surgeon who specializes in amputation too.. Dr WOO.. and she d be happy to help.. sarcastic though.. in the 'Prince's budget'.... she would be willing to do it for free!!!!! Would the prince be ready for a consultation?Hmmmmm
Wrkhard said "Lijoe could think of only one person.. this kind hearted brain surgeon who specializes in amputation too.. Dr WOO.. and she d be happy to help.. sarcastic though.. in the 'Prince's budget'.... she would be willing to do it for free!!!!! Would the prince be ready for a consultation?Hmmmmm"
But he decided, he wudnt want any other man to go thru wot he himself did with Dr Woo. So he said, "Nahh, I don't know any surgeon really. But I do know though, wotever u do, do not go to any doc by the name 'Dr Woo'. And don't u know the concept of yellow pages, man? Find one in there. Now...stay still and let me see wot Earth shattering problem we have come across this time". So saying, Lijoe-man walked bravely deeper into the cave. He didnt know wot awaited him inside.
Wookie.....Dr Woo..really. Lolz. No ways Prince is goin in for that surgeon in a 100 years. U nev know wot else might get amputated.
What the BLOGPRINCE did not know was that he was this way because he was only half kissed by a princess, he needed another half kiss from the same princess, not some surgeon. Anyhow, LIJOE had to go save the world and needed to find HIS powers. So he went deeper in the cave and found the telephone booth shining like a lovely beacon.
Avdi said, "What the BLOGPRINCE did not know was that he was this way because he was only half kissed by a princess, he needed another half kiss from the same princess, not some surgeon. Anyhow, LIJOE had to go save the world and needed to find HIS powers. So he went deeper in the cave and found the telephone booth shining like a lovely beacon."
"Damn, another telephone booth?", thot Lijoe-man. "Either there are a lot of Superheroes who come here for quick getup changes or it seems some telephone company is involved. Ah hah !!, Im getting somehwere." Though he hated the Prince for some unknown reason, Lijoe-man thot he should ask the Prince to call his people to surround the cave. Backup was needed.
Missing Wookie and Anshu and Aruna. Whr r thau, girls?
LIJOE told the blogprince to get help and meanwhile stepped into the phone booth. He found himself turning into a huge big TWITTER. Shit! he thought, we are all connected to www, so surely the danger lies with the dreadful anti-www which is planning to DISCONNECT THE WORLD, HOW HOW HOW AWFUL.
BLOGPRINCE tore his mind away from his deformed lowers and used his mind for a change, YESSS, he came to same conclusion as LIJOE-TWITTER and promptly put up an emergency post. LIJOE-Twitter Twitted mightily with all his powers and soon there were swarms of twits who rose up from the wires and zoomed towards the caves in the upper reaches. Blogrolls were rolling the information of the imminent threat to www in huge waves, and rolling towards the caves.
sorry, couldnt help it.. the story was moving too slow. n had this brainwave .. hehe
Avdi said, "BLOGPRINCE tore his mind away from his deformed lowers and used his mind for a change, YESSS, he came to same conclusion as LIJOE-TWITTER and promptly put up an emergency post. LIJOE-Twitter Twitted mightily with all his powers and soon there were swarms of twits who rose up from the wires and zoomed towards the caves in the upper reaches. Blogrolls were rolling the information of the imminent threat to www in huge waves, and rolling towards the caves."
"Drat, not a single intelligent reply. Who lets these dimwits get connected to the Net anyways - especially Twitter?", thot Lijoe-man. Meanwhile, The Blogprince had used his powers of leap, hop and skip and had leaped onto the nearest village on the mountains. He gathered a few non English speaking people on yaks and gt them to surround the Cave. And twitted a reply t Lijoe-man, inside the cave that backup was now ready. Wot's the plan??
Haha. Avdi....nice one. I wonder where this will end. Keep going. :-)
buddy long time no c missed u boss...cheers and stay connected...
Ramesh.....man.....its time u changed the 'cheers and stay connected' line. It reeks of too much sweetness. Cant take it. Not in this blog atleast. Aaaghhh... Hehe.
Im so glad Andy u realize and acknowledge the fact that the Blog Prince is really a frog prince...
LOL!!!!
leap hop and skip..keep going..
Hi all..we r not allowed to chat and read blogs in office hours anymore :( ,the story is Really gng gud... all the best to all of u.
G3 plz dont let the Frog prince get his legs fixed...he looks cute jumping.
Hey dont worry Anshu.. we ll make sure the Froggy remains a frog...:)
Anshu, that's sad, really. Looks cute jumping eh? Haha.
Wookie baby...u hv tough times ahead then. Lol.
"Drat, not a single intelligent reply. Who lets these dimwits get connected to the Net anyways - especially Twitter?", thot Lijoe-man. Meanwhile, The Blogprince had used his powers of leap, hop and skip and had leaped onto the nearest village on the mountains. He gathered a few non English speaking people on yaks and gt them to surround the Cave. And twitted a reply t Lijoe-man, inside the cave that backup was now ready. Wot's the plan??
And..instantly the Blog prince got a reply back frm Jijoe man. This was teh precise, word to wrd reply, " HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA". The Prince cudnt understand at all. And twitted back saying, "F##k man, come on out and explain this hahaha."
anand said, "And..instantly the Blog prince got a reply back frm Jijoe man. This was teh precise, word to wrd reply, " HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA". The Prince cudnt understand at all. And twitted back saying, "F##k man, come on out and explain this hahaha."
Lijoe replied back saying, "hahahahahahahahahahhahaha, i cannot. i am laughing too hard! ROFLMAO"
Selfie said "Lijoe replied back saying, "hahahahahahahahahahhahaha, i cannot. i am laughing too hard! ROFLMAO""
"Ya, everyone thinks he is a comedian. I guess the REAL superhero has to do the real work" thought the Prince and hoped a huge hop into the cave to find out for himself. So hop hp he went and soon he was standing next to the laughing Lijoe man. And when finally the Prince saw wat lay in from of them...the reason why Lijoe cudnt stop laughing...he understood everything. The Prince cudnt help smile too but then said in his low commanding voice, "OK, very funny but..time to end this."
Why would i have hard times.. its that froggy prince who should have sleepless nites..
Oh ms Wookie, the Prince is a superhero now. He chooses to ignore mud slinging. Haha.
sad??? but y??? i said u look cute...:) u shd thank me for that .
Frog Prince is so ungrateful..
Lets punish him.....
Oh woo don't worry ... the frog prince will have sleepless nights when he wont be able to find that princess to complete that half kiss ...
:P
Wookie, Frogprince is as he is. Beware..ur talkin bout a superhero.
Impiee........he will find that princess. No worries. :-) U jus wait and watch.
a lil something from me :)
http://dishilicious.blogspot.com/2009/09/award-very-first-one.html
hope you're doing good!
K, It's time to end the story.
Ohh man Dishi.....that's so sweet. Thanx.
Hey EVERYBODY...Dishi had some words for me. Here they are.....
"Anand at hell lotta tips - your blog never fail to crack me up and your comments never fail to make me smile! "
Aint that sweet of her? Thanx again ms. Uhh btw....which crack r we talkin bout exactly?? Heeeee..
Idhar tho bahuth sanaata hai bhaiiiiiiii.....lagtha hai yeh tho Mughal E Aazam in the making ho raha hai....10 ya 20 saal main banega??
Andy panda i almost choked at your Uncly comments at my place. Boy you ok?? someone wacked you on the ass errr I mean on the head? Where is woo and all the rest of G3? Andy I heard you were out of town....sab ke naam ka supari dene gaye the kya???
G3 haul urself back here coz I think I can have a few days of fun before going underground again!!!!
Hey Sexy.. where did u disappear..
Andy.. u r so lazy... .wheres the new post....
and i seriously wanna kick some butt here.. so be back.. when im here so i can KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!
If thats not possible.. send the Froginess here.. We ll kick his ASS....
Hey, Sexy....Sannata ek reaosn se hai. New post cominup soon. No sweat.
Hehe, I can see u loved my Uncle comments.
Yep, was outta town. And yea Supari de toh thi lekin..but then I purchased a paan and all supari went with it. Hehe.
Wookie ms....th eonly butt thats gonna get kicked is urs.
This thot has crossed his highness, Blogprince's mind too. Be warned.
Lolz.
Yea, new post soon hopefuly. :-)
sakshi, babe ur underground again! come back soon.
anand, seriously... ur the only one left to come up with a new post! Soon already.
uh... the REAL super hero still laughing with Lijoe man? thought u were ending the story???
And suddenly.......one of his sleeping friends shouted something...in his sleep. The shout awoke Lijoe. He was still in his tent.
He turned on the lights, looked at the Superhero Comics he had been reading before he slept. Setting them aside, he smiled, took on a big breath and thought aloud - "Ahh, WOTA DREAM...IF ONLY I WAS A SUPERHERO.....Sighhhh"
He saw his friends sleeping peacefully and switched off the light once again.
XXXXX ---- THE END ---- XXXXX
This time before sleeping Lijoe made sure that he took his friend Andy's advice seriously and instead of Super Hero comics he decided to tuck under the pillow Andy's blog so that he could dream of all those gorgeous G3 gals *grins*
Not answering to me ehh? *sakshi in her wicked wicked avtaar*
1000 bucks for your thoughts?
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