Sunday, October 17, 2010

Girl in the meadow rubbing her...

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C'mon now, take out your...
Guitar and sing along with me...yoo hooo....here we go...


There was an old farmer,who lived on a rock
He sat in the meadow jus shaking his......

FIST at some boys who were down by the brick..
Feeling the water, their hands on their....
MARBELS and play things and at half past four
There came a young lady who looked like a ...

PRETTY young preacher,she sat on the grass,
she pulled up her dress and she showed 'em her...

RUFFLES and laces and her white fluffy duck...
she said she's learning a new way to....


BRING up her children so they wud not spit,
while the boys in the barnyard were shovling the...

DIRT and the litter from yesterday's hunt,
while the girl in the meadow was rubbing her.....
EYES at the fellow down by the dock,
He looked like a man with the size of a...

HOME in the country with a big fence out front,
If he asked her for a night, she'd show him her...

LICKERISH dog that's subject to fits,
and maybe she'd let him grab hold of her small..
TENDER hands with her movements so quick
and then she'd bend over n' suck on his...

CANDY so tasty made of butter scotch,
and then spread whipped cream all over her...

COOKIES..she had left out on her shelf,
and if u think this is dirty,u can go 'FU**' Yourself...



Lol !! :)

14 Spoke their mind: yep, makes a difference !!

Sakshi said...

sigh!!! Who bit you man? and how long will the effect stay this time? ;)

Anand said...

:) yea, I was on a journey that took me away frm the bloggie game for a while.
But no worries, I had told my blog the Arnie stylie..."I'LL BE BACK !!!"...n hey..here me is. :->

Anjali Kulkarni said...

andy :)) only you are capable of doing..PLAY OF WORDS.....
I like it.........:)

V Rakesh said...

Lol! Andy boi! I accuse you of purposeful deviation! Promising something in the title and a whole different thing in the post! ;)

Anand said...

@Selfie....
..was clever as hell...? :) :)
It was definitely notty.. is wot I say... :)

Anand said...

@Rak.......I accept your accusation without any counter arguments. Lol.

Well, u may consider this post as a...well...a smooth advertisement that promises something but delivers somethin even better..a notty tickle to the brain. Wot say thee?
:)

Olya said...

Really funny poem! Absolutely fantastic play of words which leaves no place for extra imagination 'cuz ur brain just adds missed words automatically. Thanks for sharing, I heard it before on youtube as a song, so maybe next time u could sing it to us, or create something new far better and funnier, u can easily handle such task. :)

Anand said...

Hey Olya, Yaaa I'll sing it next time. that will be the day. Lol.
But yea, thats a good idea. Let's see. :)

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