The BOOM - The 2nd Twitter Movie

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Movie Made by Twitter Handle @Yeh_kya - The Twitter Elephant !!

Hi, I'm @Yeh_kya - the Twitter Elephant.

You might have come across my trolling Tweets. Although, I am an elephant, I'm nimble on my toes and jump from handle to handle all over twitter, poking my Trunk in everybody's business. Fortunately, nobody minds it and those who do are nice enough not to say it. Wheww.. :)


Ok, well, This is my SECOND Masala Movie "The BOOM" based on Twitter limitations of 140/10. Where the story stays within 10 LINES and no line exceeds more than 140 characters.

In case you haven't seen the 1st one - here it is. Do check it out - Ali ka Ele.
I felt encouraged with my Timeline and my friends and their comments on 'Ali ka Ele'. So I decided to go on a 2nd venture of a similar kind...only better this time. And thus was born - The BOOM'.

While the 1st one was just a 'Read it' flick, this one has Audio-Visuals for effect..and a nice little moral at the end. :)..all the while still sticking to the 140/10 concept.

Since I believe creative content is king especially if decorated with simplicity, you will find the movie pretty simple yet interesting enough to keep you hooked till the very end (or so I have been told). And if you do reach the very end with a satisfying smile on your face, I would consider my work a home run success !! Super Duper HIT !! :) Your comments would only be cherry on top.

So...GRAB some POPCORN...Settle Down !

You are REQUESTED to Put your Imagination to full use. Your movie will begin the moment you begin reading Line 1 and will end the moment you are done reading Line 10.

So without much ado - Presenting to you...the 4 minute 04 seconds flick that goes by the name:
"The BOOM"
Starring:
Don - Age around 45 - dad to a daughter
Lisa - Don's 15 year old daughter.
Masked Men - Sundry low paid actors
Train passengers - Extras

Directed and produced by @Yeh_kya
Story Boarding by @anandd29, @dark_gal, @Yeh_kya
All rights reserved by @anandd29 and @Yeh_kya


Turn the VOLUME FULL BLAST. Enjoy !!



If you're not able to view it here for some reason - Here's the YouTube link - The BOOM (YouTube)

Do Comment so I know what you thought of it. :)



Disclaimer:
[This post (movie) is just a creative effort. This is not a money venture. The audio used in this movie has not been made by either the owner of this blog or by Twitter handle @Yeh_kya.]

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The Twitter Movie - Ali ka Ele

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Movie Made by Twitter Handle @Yeh_kya - The Twitter Elephant !!
Welcome. Grab some popcorn. Settle down.

First, a brief foreword about the movie you are about to watch.

This movie is just a 10 minute "Read flick". This does NOT stretch to the regular 2.5 / 3 hours. A unique idea, it's been dubbed as the 10 lines-140 characters project. In short - "10/140".

The concept of this 10/140 flick is this -
Movie restricts itself to 10 lines only.
Movie restricts itself to 140 characters only in each line.
Movie to have Indian masala and be short and sweet.
No use of religion, politics or scandals.

This 10/140 has been given the "K" certificate. K= Kool. By who? Kindly don't ask. ;D

You are requested to put your imagination to full use. Your movie will begin the moment you begin reading Line 1 and will end the moment you are done reading Line 10.

So, without much ado - Presenting to you...the first production of the 10/140 flick that goes by the name - Ali ka Ele.

Directed and produced by @Yeh_kya
All rights reserved by @anandd29 and @yeh_kya

10 by 140 "Ali ka Ele" Starring -

Ele - Toy Elephant - The Twitter Elephant @yeh_kya
Ali - Cute Boy - 5 years old
Dad - Ali's dad
Raza - Bad boy/thief/Ali's schoolmate
Rita - Raza's mom and a bar Dancer
kalia - Diamond Smuggler
Police - Sundry low paid actors
Bar owner - Sundry low paid drunk actor
Let's begin.
Lights off...! Enjoy..

"Ali ka Ele"

(Back ground Voice)This is the Story of a lucky Boy who lost his toy elephant and when he found it back, he found himself richer.

Rolling.....

Line 1.Cute boy Ali. On his 5th Bday, dad presents him with a Cute toy Elephant 'Ele'. Ele becomes Ali's most priced possession in d world.

Line 2.Ali takes Ele to school whr his frnds love Ele too. Raza likes Ele/decides to steal it. Aftr school he flicks Ele n runs away. Ali cries.

Line 3.Raza takes Ele home n shows it to his mom Rita, who is a Bar dancer/diamond smuggler.She thinks this toy is gud for smuggling diamonds.

Line 4.She cuts open Ele's belly/puts diamonds in it/sews it bk n' tks it to the bar to dance n meet a smuggler-kalia to exchange it fr money.

Line 5.In the Bar-Rita dances in disco lights."aaa,jaane jaan..ah ah" while eying Kalia.Kalia is Mucchad wit an eye patch.He winks at Rita to cm to him.
Lights brighten. Screen fades INTERVAL . . . INTERVAL OVER. Lights dim. The Screen erupts back on
Line 6.Bk at schul,frnds tell Ali dat Raza has Ele.Ali tels dad who gos to Raza's home n asks him.Scared Raza says Mom hs Ele bt hs gone to work.

Line 7.Dad Goes to Bar/spots Rita with Kalia givin Ele to him. Dad confronts n demands Ele bk. Kalia whips out a pistol,points it at dad n says..

Line 8."Main Kalia hoon Saaliya.yeh le"n shoots.Dad ducks n Punches Kalia=Bishoom. Rita shrieks n flees. Kalia n dad fight-aa-bishoom,aa-bishum.

Line 9.Kalia is punchd out.Police raid bar.Kalia/Rita arrestd.Dad gts Ele bk home.Ali happy bt notices sewed Ele-belly.Opens it to find Diamonds.

Line 10.Dad Happy with Diamonds. Ele sewed bk. Ali happy. Villains in Jail-Police/Bar happy. Ali n' Ele live happily ever after ! :)
The End. Lights ON.

@yeh_kya speak - Thank you for watching my Movie. Thank you for your time. I appreciate it. Plz do comment so I know what you thought about the whole experience. I'd be greatful. Say Hi to me on twitter.
And thank you Anand for your generosity for letting me use this space.

@anandd29 speak - Thank you for watching the movie. Thanx @Yeh_kya, I liked your concept. It deserved a clap. Bring it on and keep rocking.
Everybody thank you for watching. This way plz...do come again. :)

Movie reporters surround you and ask YOU as you leave the venue -

"Sir, sir, could you plz tell us how the movie was? Did you like the concept?"
"Ma'am, did you like the fact that this was a very short movie and that your time was saved?
Were you entertained? How was the fight?
what did you liike the best?"
"Sir, ma'am, would you like more of such movies?"

Do comment.

"No Cows were harmed in the making of this movie". More movies are now in production...

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Girl in the meadow rubbing her...

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C'mon now, take out your...
Guitar and sing along with me...yoo hooo....here we go...


There was an old farmer,who lived on a rock
He sat in the meadow jus shaking his......

FIST at some boys who were down by the brick..
Feeling the water, their hands on their....
MARBELS and play things and at half past four
There came a young lady who looked like a ...

PRETTY young preacher,she sat on the grass,
she pulled up her dress and she showed 'em her...

RUFFLES and laces and her white fluffy duck...
she said she's learning a new way to....


BRING up her children so they wud not spit,
while the boys in the barnyard were shovling the...

DIRT and the litter from yesterday's hunt,
while the girl in the meadow was rubbing her.....
EYES at the fellow down by the dock,
He looked like a man with the size of a...

HOME in the country with a big fence out front,
If he asked her for a night, she'd show him her...

LICKERISH dog that's subject to fits,
and maybe she'd let him grab hold of her small..
TENDER hands with her movements so quick
and then she'd bend over n' suck on his...

CANDY so tasty made of butter scotch,
and then spread whipped cream all over her...

COOKIES..she had left out on her shelf,
and if u think this is dirty,u can go 'FU**' Yourself...



Lol !! :)

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Phishing - Wanna take the bait??

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(The photos below have NOT been sent by ICICI bank)

The Project Leader, Nihal Varechia, working for one of the popular Cellular companies in India, got an email one bright Monday morning. Simple, professional and up to the mark. It was apparently from his personal BANK that he had his accounts in.

The Email crisply stated:– (inset)
"Dear Customer

The Bank is currently updating its Online Security measures in order to serve you better. You are requested to update your Online account by following the reference below.

(The Phishing link-->)"Update your account"
Thank you
Customer Service"


“Ok Great”, Nihal thought. More security is better security.

He clicked on the link “Update your account” provided in the email and reached the page that showed the bank's logo, it's various details and other links that he would never click on and there were 2 spaces for him to input his user Id and Password. He had done this before, a few times. No worries.


Without any hesitation, choosing “credit card” as his menu option, he input his Credit card user Id and Password in the given spaces. Instantly, another screen greeted him, prompting for further information - “Credit Card Details”.

The innocent screen staring at him was urging him to input his Account number, ATM Card number, State, Zip, Phone number and email id.

“Well, all for security”, thought Nihal and input the details asked of him and hit on Enter. Suddenly, something went wrong. A new page came over that said..
“404 Error, Nothing found. Please try again.”
“Huh? Try again? What happened? Well, ok, What the hell” So thinking, Nihal refreshed his page to try again. He came over the same page once more and after putting all his details yet again, he hit enter. This time he got through.

He was now on the official ICICI login page and he was being prompted to Log in again. “Log in again?? But….what the HELL?? Are they Crazy??” Nihal, now frustrated just wanted to click on the “logout” button, instead could only see “Login”. Perplexed, he gave up and closed all pages related to the bank and got up from his node to have some fresh air while he sipped on hot tea.

Somewhere, not so far, sitting on his console was a dark looking man smiling from ear to ear. His teeth were bright enough to light up the semi dark, rented room that he was staying in. His trickery had found another victim.

The dark man was rubbing his palms, smiling satisfactorily looking at the private bank details of a fool by the name Nihal Varechia, as he recalled an age old maxim – “The fool and his wealth are soon parted”.

20 days later, Nihal received a Credit card statement and a Credit card Bill payment of Rs 100,000…that had been apparently used by him.


"PHISHING"
PHISHING is a criminally fraudulent process of attempting to acquire sensitive information such as usernames, passwords and credit card details by masquerading as a trustworthy entity (read website) in the electronic medium.

1. It is typically carried out by e-mail or instant messaging.
2. It often directs users to enter details at a fake website whose look and feel are almost identical to the legitimate one.
3. The phishing e-mail typically ask you to click a link to visit a Web site, where they are asked to update personal information, such as passwords and credit card, social security, and bank account numbers.
4. The Phishing link almost always shows an error message after the first log in attempt. This is just a scam so you think it happened by mistake. The truth is that the first time log in sends your login user id and password to a personal email id of the attacker. The 2nd time login drops you to the REAL website page so you don't detect you have just been cheated.


"How to spot a phishing scam"
If you receive emails with similar looking messages or alerts as given below, you need to be on an alert and double check it's authenticity.

"Verify your account"
Businesses should not ask you to send passwords, login names, Social Security numbers, or other personal information through e-mail. If you receive an e-mail asking you to update your credit card information, do not respond.

"If you don't respond within 48 hours, your account will be closed."
These messages convey a sense of urgency so that you'll respond immediately without thinking. Phishing e-mail might even claim that your response is required because your account might have been compromised.

"Dear Valued Customer."
Phishing e-mail messages are usually sent out in bulk and often do not contain your first or last name.

"Click the link below to gain access to your account."
HTML-formatted messages can contain links or forms that you can fill out just as you'd fill out a form on a Web site.
The links that you are urged to click may contain all or part of a real company's name and are usually "masked," meaning that the link you see does not take you to that address but somewhere different, usually a phony
Web site.

Lastly....Always look at the browser address bar - the space for website address usually at the top on your browser. It will reveal the REAL website you are on. if you think it looks even slightly dubious, stop.


A few Photos : What our protagonist Nihal Varechia should have verified:

Always look at the address bar for the real website name

Phishing site alert by an updated browser and computer security

Never give away your used id and Password without proper verification

Never provide your personal details to any one or any site without proper verification

JAAGO GRAHAK...JAAGO !!!

(The bank ICICI has NOTHING to do with fraud or phishing activities. The given photos are NOT sent by ICICI bank but by phishing attackers. These are real photos received by a Rediffmail user. This post is made as warning to it’s readers so they be aware of the phishing tricks.)

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